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Escape From Noise

The urmom waits in the back of a cozy little cave for you to return. On the cooking fire a casserole simmers.

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Jun 21, 2023 07:46

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# ? May 5, 2024 14:31

Squirrels2Nuts: comedere nuces omni tempore

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# ? Jun 21, 2023 14:06

AdvilSmith: Broken! Busted! Everybody has something to repair. Before buying new, let Mighty Putty fix it for you.

It's become late and the hour draws near to close the cave for the night. You still haven't returned. The casserole has become impatient and aggressive towards humans.

thank you RavenousScoot 🤘🐹

# ? Jun 22, 2023 19:23

Billa: The Emperor protects.

What does simmers means?

# ? Jun 22, 2023 19:24

Saoshyant

Billa posted:

What does simmers means?

Cooking slowly with a low flame. "A fuego lento" in Spanish, apparently.

^{awesome spring sig by RavenousScoot}

# ? Jun 22, 2023 19:33

Billa: The Emperor protects.

Saoshyant posted:

Cooking slowly with a low flame. "A fuego lento" in Spanish, apparently.

Thank you. Can a person simmer or is it applicable only to food?

# ? Jun 22, 2023 19:44

Billa: The Emperor protects.

I think it was shimmer.

# ? Jun 22, 2023 19:46

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

It's definitely not slimmer. Not for me.

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig!

# ? Jun 22, 2023 20:22

google THIS

The urmom really sits around the cave

# ? Jun 23, 2023 03:42

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

google THIS posted:

The urmom really sits around the cave

# ? Jun 23, 2023 05:32

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

a wild urmon appears :palmon:

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Jun 23, 2023 05:34

Stoner Sloth

urmomma don't wear no drawers (because weren't invented yet)

# ? Jun 23, 2023 06:26

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

observe the nocturnal urmom in its natural habitat. from sunset til dawn it searches the forest floor tirelessly for its only known source of sustenance :eng101:

deez nuts

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Jun 23, 2023 06:34

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

i much prefer protomom tbh

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Jun 23, 2023 07:31

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

postmom is p good as well

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Jun 23, 2023 07:31

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

what's an updog

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ? Jun 23, 2023 08:52

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Zoya posted:

what's an updog

say what now :confused:

up what now?? :dafuq:

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Jun 23, 2023 09:20

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

Zoya posted:

what's an updog

a vertical hotdog

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Jun 23, 2023 09:26

AdvilSmith: Broken! Busted! Everybody has something to repair. Before buying new, let Mighty Putty fix it for you.

Urmom used to be a coastal city near the mouth of the Euphrates river.

thank you RavenousScoot 🤘🐹

# ? Oct 16, 2023 19:47

Jaguars!

Urmom is ok with surviving on rabbits and berries every week. She sincerely believes despite all evidence to the contrary that one day you'll bring home a Smilodon.

# ? Oct 16, 2023 20:41