- Khanstant
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ive got old news, crates of fake news, ive got a warehouse full of sports news, folks ive got news too good to be true, palettes of news from tomorrow's past. every news must go!! any type of news you wants, we gots. this is our biggest sale of the year recently, with overstocked big news! slightly damaged soft news, as-is world news, and refurbished crime reporting. huge discounts on politically motivated news, BOGO on Watchtower news. news on the hour available for rent by the hour. vintage weather news free with every order. we offer free shipping on in-store pickup orders over 400$ As well for a limited only visit our showroom and take a "dip" in our "news pool" and read a selection of softcover high gloss news magazines hand-picked for reading while using our public restroom.
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Jun 22, 2023 05:43
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- Adbot
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May 12, 2024 16:34
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- FutonForensic
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i don't like this news. i'd like a refund.
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Jun 22, 2023 19:04
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- google THIS
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i don't like this news. i'd like a refund.
If you are unsatisfied with your news please send in a self-addressed stamped envelope to receive some additional bad news ABSOLUTELY FREE with our apologies! (the bad news is that we don't offer refunds)
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Jun 22, 2023 19:13
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- google THIS
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"Would you like to try a free news sample?"
"Sure!"
(hands a tiny piece of paper stuck on a toothpick that just says "The")
"I'll take ten boxes."
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Jun 22, 2023 19:17
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- Khanstant
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wow! gr8 find, a box full of news on paper you can use to wash restaurant windows!! order now please
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Jun 22, 2023 19:45
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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one premium news please
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Jun 22, 2023 20:35
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May 12, 2024 16:34
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- AdvilSmith
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Broken! Busted! Everybody has something to repair. Before buying new, let Mighty Putty fix it for you.
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Can I order a mystery news bag? Perhaps a bundle of 5 or six different newses for me to try out? I'll pay handsomely or gorgeously (whichever you prefer).
thank you RavenousScoot 🤘🐹
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Jun 22, 2023 22:48
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