Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

I suspected my ceiling would be too short, and it is. Oh well I could get a cordless jump rope but that seems lame and I wouldn't want to do something that could be considered lame.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

What about that pepper cannon though


Thank you Trash Mammal. Welcome to dog world b*tch*s


THIS SHOWSTOPPING SIGGY MADE BY journeyman SIGSMITH Luvcow

https://i.imgur.com/EebjYYe.mp4
THIS SHOWSTOPPING SIGGY MADE BY MASTER SIGSMITH Literally A Person

Official height endorsed by a medical professional: 5'11.5"

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Do you live in a hobbit house?

death cob for cutie
Dec 30, 2006

dwarves won't delve no more
too much splatting down on Zot:4
go outside

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

neato burrito posted:

Do you live in a hobbit house?

It's like 87ish inches. Also old.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Lifroc
May 8, 2020

What the gently caress is a cordless jump rope?

JeffLeonard
Apr 18, 2003

TV Violence

Duck and Cover posted:

I suspected my ceiling would be too short, and it is. Oh well I could get a cordless jump rope but that seems lame and I wouldn't want to do something that could be considered lame.

Easier to reach the ceiling. Tie it to a light fixture and start jerking off!

Keegers
Aug 11, 2014



Lifroc posted:

What the gently caress is a cordless jump rope?

Sticks with a ball in the end.. I feel like a jump rope app that counts your hops using phone accelerometer would be more efficient.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
Unless it's also a submersible tether no one cares

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Get your heart rate up!

Lifroc
May 8, 2020

Keegers posted:

Sticks with a ball in the end..

That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard or seen. Why not just jump in place, if you can't afford a rope for your jump rope?

I'm upset.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump
Train hard! Jump high! The sky is your limit!

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Go on treadmill instead OP it owns

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Lifroc posted:

That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard or seen. Why not just jump in place, if you can't afford a rope for your jump rope?

I'm upset.

because the balls are slightly weighted and still give your wrists a workout like a real rope

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I got some ropes for you op

Suspekt Device
Jan 9, 2017

Welcome to the powerful ankles and feet club.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Ted numprop lasso

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Gives your wrists a workout? Da fuq?

Lusty Grundles
Jun 9, 2023

Suspekt Device posted:

Welcome to the powerful ankles and feet club.
Some of you fellers in this thread will be considerably harder to kidnap.

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

i have a tip for you, google "local parks near me". they typically have exercise areas where someone like you can hop around all you like until you wheeze and give out

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Wendigee posted:

Gives your wrists a workout? Da fuq?

not sure what to tell you if you don't understand

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

Use the jump rope as a tourniquet around your leg until it dies, saw it off painlessly, become a niche amputee Onlyfans celeb, make bank

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

Peggy Edson posted:

because the balls are slightly weighted and still give your wrists a workout like a real rope

but then you can't break your neck after you trip over the rope

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




you don’t need a jump rope to get your cardio in op, just sit at the computer and drink a lot of caffeine, same exact effect

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Bad Purchase posted:

you don’t need a jump rope to get your cardio in op, just sit at the computer and drink a lot of caffeine, same exact effect

Stop talking nonsense and jam.

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1oXjPbOaeA

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
just do what you'd do while jump roping but without having a rope in your hands

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Let me know when you have a friend or 2 to do double Dutch with

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply