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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
The draft is upon us and its all about a 7'4" frenchman and then a bunch of other guys are gonna get drafted
(But seriously Scoot is really good and Brandon Miller is a good shooter/accessory to shooting)

Draft order:

1. San Antonio Spurs
2. Charlotte Hornets
3. Portland Trail Blazers
4. Houston Rockets
5. Detroit Pistons
6. Orlando Magic
7. Indiana Pacers
8. Washington Wizards
9. Utah Jazz
10. Dallas Mavericks
11. Orlando Magic (from Chicago Bulls)
12. Oklahoma City Thunder
13. Toronto Raptors
14. New Orleans Pelicans
15. Atlanta Hawks
16. Utah Jazz (from Minnesota Timberwolves)
17. Los Angeles Lakers
18. Miami Heat
19. Golden State Warriors
20. Houston Rockets (from Los Angeles Clippers)
21. Brooklyn Nets (from Phoenix Suns)
22. Brooklyn Nets
23. Portland Trail Blazers (from New York Knicks)
24. Sacramento Kings
25. Boston Celtics (from the Memphis Grizzlies)
26. Indiana Pacers (from Cleveland Cavaliers)
27. Charlotte Hornets (from Denver Nuggets via New York Knicks and Oklahoma City Thunder)
28. Utah Jazz (from Philadelphia 76ers via Brooklyn Nets)
29. Indiana Pacers (from Boston Celtics)
30. Los Angeles Clippers (from Milwaukee Bucks via Houston Rockets)
Second Round
31. Detroit
32. Indiana (from Houston)
33. San Antonio
34. Charlotte (from Charlotte via Philadelphia and Atlanta)
35. Boston (from Portland via Atlanta, LA Clippers, Detroit, and Cleveland)
36. Orlando
37. Oklahoma City (from Washington via New Orleans)
38. Sacramento (from Indiana)
39. Charlotte (from Utah via New York)
40. Lakers (from Inidana via Denver via Dallas via Oklahoma City)
41. Charlotte (from Oklahoma City via New York and Boston)
42. Washington (from Chicago via Los Angeles Lakers and Washington)
43. Portland (from Atlanta)
44. San Antonio (from Toronto)
45. Memphis (from Minnesota)
46. Atlanta (from New Orleans)
47. Indiana (From Los Angeles Lakers)
48. LA Clippers
49. Cleveland (from Golden State via Utah and New Orleans)
50. Oklahoma City (from Miami via Boston, Memphis, and Dallas)
51. Brooklyn
52. Phoenix
53. Minnesota (from New York via Charlotte)
54. Sacramento
55. Indiana (from Cleveland via Milwaukee and Detroit)
56. Memphis
— Chicago (from Denver via Cleveland; forfeited by Chicago)
— Philadelphia (forfeited)
57. Washington (from Boston via Charlotte)
58. Milwaukee
59. Forfeited
60. Forfeited

UDFA: Miami will grab all the good ones


Post lottery discussion:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4032121

The Glumslinger fucked around with this message at 00:56 on Jun 23, 2023

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Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..
What's the story with the forfeited picks again?

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



let's go the heat baby

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Hand Knit posted:

What's the story with the forfeited picks again?

Tampering iirc

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



Hand Knit posted:

What's the story with the forfeited picks again?

the 76ers for tampering with signing PJ Tucker and Danuel House Jr, the Bulls for tampering with Lonzo

hitze
Aug 28, 2007
Give me a dollar. No, the twenty. This is gonna blow your mind...

Ok Wizards what we doin tonight

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



White kid here wearing a fuckin vanna white outfit

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

Aye Doc posted:

the 76ers for tampering with signing PJ Tucker and Danuel House Jr, the Bulls for tampering with Lonzo

Ah, right.

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations
Just waiting for the inevitable Mavs 10th pick trade for a player in their 30s.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Hand Knit posted:

What's the story with the forfeited picks again?

Bulls lost a 2nd for tampering with Lonzo
76ers lost a 2nd for tampering with PJ Tucker and Daneul House as part of the process of getting Harden to take a paycut so the 76ers could sign those guys

Algund Eenboom
May 4, 2014

Leonard miller 2 the nets you herd it hear first

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming
Still a little early but go ahead and kill me please

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



brandon podziemski's mom does not wanna be here

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

this draft class has some fun fits

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



G-Hawk posted:

this draft class has some fun fits

Hair game overwhelmingly on point too

Bashez
Jul 19, 2004

:10bux:
I have a good feeling about this, I think the Spurs are going to be able to get someone tall.

FakePoet
Feb 6, 2006

Woo. Pig. Sooie.


Hot Rope Guy

Spacebump posted:

Just waiting for the inevitable Mavs 10th pick trade for a player in their 30s.

I'd have my watch ready to set it, if I wore watches.

I just want them to make a pick, at some point. I'd feel like the proverbial beggar trying to choose, asking for anything more.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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CWS on the TV, NBA Draft on the iPad. Let's geaux!

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



love the emerald green suit on whoever that is

DMCrimson
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost

Shear Modulus posted:

White kid here wearing a fuckin vanna white outfit

Good god

https://twitter.com/ericf_inthechat/status/1672031728792219653?s=46&t=3pzklJiJnv03id5avVj6yg

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
So which assholes is ESPN gonna make we watch for the Draft? Looks like NBATV coverage doesn't even start until the second round

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop
Everybody wants to be young thug

these kids are so so much less cool than him

thats why I love ausar and amen. good modest suits. Keep it simple

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Thats a loving Jojo villain and you're not gonna convince me otherwise

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
How long does the league make the Spurs deliberate before Wembanyama is officially announced?

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

The Glumslinger posted:

So which assholes is ESPN gonna make we watch for the Draft? Looks like NBATV coverage doesn't even start until the second round

A bunch of female ones it seems like. Glamour but modest Female hosts and jay bilas who doesn't know what happens in the NBA. oh and Woj for the honking awful loving wiscansin voice. how about not them. No thanks. I'll be muting this poo poo

de curry GOAT
Oct 23, 2005

Wemby

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

A costume last seen in the background of a bad 80s sci-fi movie.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Why do the Jazz own Philly's pick? I ddont remember any trades between the two teams


I hope a team finds a way to draft both Thompsons

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

I htink that victor will be thy pick

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

what the gently caress is this animation

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Why do the Jazz own Philly's pick? I ddont remember any trades between the two teams


I hope a team finds a way to draft both Thompsons

royce oneal trade to brooklyn i think

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Codependent Poster posted:

what the gently caress is this animation

rivetz
Sep 22, 2000


Soiled Meat
Adam Silver is gonna look so ghoulish in a decade or so, everything only gets thinner and gaunter like some unearthly candle that never stops melting

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
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Codependent Poster posted:

what the gently caress is this animation

espn's football guys have to do something in the offseason

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Why do the Jazz own Philly's pick? I ddont remember any trades between the two teams


I hope a team finds a way to draft both Thompsons

They got it in the Royce O'Neale trade, I believe.

Edit: beaten like Jordan Poole running his mouth

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop
A SHORT SUIT WITH SNEAKERS

GTFO

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Well at least there's no Perk.

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

Wembanyama doesn't have Chet Holmgren stick legs, but the Spurs are gonna have to feed him.

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

rivetz posted:

Adam Silver is gonna look so ghoulish in a decade or so, everything only gets thinner and gaunter like some unearthly candle that never stops melting

I fear him

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rivetz
Sep 22, 2000


Soiled Meat
Curious to find out who's the first All-Star to be completely swallowed up by Wembanyama, like he's gonna embarrass a lot of dudes and I'm really curious who the first Big Name will be chumpified

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