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16-bit Butt-Head
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Arivia posted:

2e AD&D had a spell called "nap" where you cast it and slept for an hour and got all your spells back like you'd slept for an entire night. it was completely, terribly, broken

i know that spell irl but its more like 8 hours

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16-bit Butt-Head
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whats going on in fortnite

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Al! posted:

its always funny to me how the cuban missile crisis is presented to americans as this fantastic work of diplomacy by the kennedy administration instead of kennedy threatening to end the world if russia didnt back down

actually it was because of metal gears and anime OP

16-bit Butt-Head
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err uhh if you dont get them nukes outta cuba i'm gonna err nuke moscow

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turn off the TV posted:

are people just ironically giving bg3 good reviews like they did with dos2

its good

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Communist Thoughts posted:

I played it for the first time recently and was impressed with SH2s story still holding up.
It's got a good psychological plot with a twist or two that I hadn't absorbed by osmosis.
The music is also very good.

Cons:
The voice acting is very, very bad.
The actual gameplay is terrible old school adventure game nonsense where you find a key to find a key to find a key.
It has that old school way of trying to squeeze perceived value out by wasting your time searching rooms and certain key items only show up in random places after invisible triggers.
Everyone knows the combat is bad but the enemies are just harmless set dressing so it really is just like King's Quest but with a monster stumbling around making spooky noises nearby.

I can see why it's a classic but also why a lot of the og fanbase never played REAL games. Theyr accursed adventure gamers

all of those cons are good, actually

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the voice acting in sh2 kicks rear end and if you disagree you are a fascist

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thats right

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nintendo

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Al! posted:

someone explain why i should care about this elminister guy everyone is constantly talking about

he's a bitch

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elminster should be killed

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Al! posted:

did gygax make this canon

its canon to me

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just reach into your ear and pull it out dont need a 400 hour rpg to figure that out

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Popy posted:

game is too woke for low int dialogue

thats right

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Al! posted:

funny setting i found



lol

16-bit Butt-Head
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cspam bg3 multiplayer game where everyone dies in the tutorial zone because they consider mindflayers chuds and they now have a chud in their head

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kill the chud (worm) in your head

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fortnite... mario... legend of zelda nintendo has it all

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Buck Wildman posted:

I think they intended to have this horrific introduction scene to gnolls where they popped out of hyenas chestburster style but I used the ranger option to snap the first one's neck then slaughtered the rest in the first round so I haven't actually encountered a living gnoll yet

I did kill a group of paladins and burn down their house tho

chud

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uber_stoat posted:

i accidentally turned that on and my coop partner saw me jack off an orc.

accidentally.

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grate deceiver posted:

To me it's the dudes that are the most bleh. Astarion is an insufferable oval office. Wyll is boring generic goody-two-shoes hero. Gale is an annoying nerd. Druid guy is fine I guess, he hasn't joined me yet though.

All the ladies are fine. Shadowheart is kinda generic but ok. I like when the gith lady chk's at me.

mad?

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dungeons and libs

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gonna cry?

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poopoo shooter

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killign drizzt using exploits and looting his weapons ftw

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planting multiple traps in front of drizzt and making him walk into them killing him instantly

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Popy posted:

lmao in BG3 i ran into two groups of gangsters fighting and asked why we couldnt all just talk this out, one of them called me a cuck and all of them attacked me :(

lol

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jacking off orcs in a mp session and getting called a cuck??/ goty

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mad?

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Mr Hootington posted:

I think this might be the highest amount of kills I've ever had.


drink-n-fight sounds cool

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Lostconfused posted:

:qq:won't someone think of the poor corporations:qq:



tbh I'm on the side of corporations versus the colonizers here.

mad?

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agent 47 is a chud

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Nichael posted:

https://x.com/pcgamer/status/1744419860149342296?s=20

It's funny that Bethesda released this, then thought "Hmmm, maybe we should actually make a game instead of thousands of miles of nothing," with Morrowind.... and now is fully back to thousands of miles of nothing with Starfield.

daggerfall is good, actually

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you stupid politic goons wouldnt know a good game if it bit you in the rear end!

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it's spelled daggerfall

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arena isnt a game you play

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i've played daggerfall and i've beaten it... hell i even enjoyed it

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what games are you turds playing?

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poopworld

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