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1. Climate change means that any time now we could have jungles in North America 2. My kid is still very small and unlikely to reach my Knife Shelf 3. They’re the coolest knifes Anything I’m missing?
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Should or shouldn't? If shouldn't: BUDK sells kukris and if you don't know anything about BUDK shame on you. If should: You can cleave the poo poo out of stuff and have an exotic flare to it for bragging rights
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Jun 25, 2023 22:21
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everquest cosplay
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Jun 25, 2023 22:30
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got some bushwhackin on the agenda op?
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Jun 25, 2023 22:31
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maybe time for a bushwhackers megathread? haven't seen that topic in a while.
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Jun 25, 2023 22:33
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Gurkha cultural appropriation.
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Jun 25, 2023 22:40
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You can be like Sniper from TF2 and also throw jars of piss at people.
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Jun 25, 2023 22:41
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4: you are a gurkha in the nepalese army (or pretending to be one)
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Jun 25, 2023 22:42
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if a jungle approaches my family I will shoot it
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Jun 25, 2023 22:47
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Can it chop broccoli? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI_c7PpIwR4
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Jun 25, 2023 22:49
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I can’t think of any reason not to, op. Get a li’l kukri for the kiddo.
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Jun 25, 2023 22:50
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you need to kill a Dracula and you already have an American racist with a Bowie knife on your team
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Jun 25, 2023 22:50
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It'll just go in a drawer and youll never use it
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Jun 25, 2023 22:51
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Solid reduction in two weapon fighting penalties when wielded in the off hand
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Jun 25, 2023 22:53
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walking around town with a kukri sheath strapped to my hip when questioned, reveal that it's a giant novelty comb that looks like a kukri and then chop my hair
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Jun 25, 2023 22:54
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Haverchuck posted:It'll just go in a drawer and youll never use it Better to have and not need, than need and not have…
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Jun 25, 2023 23:07
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remember the kukri always needs to taste blood before you return it to its sheath. are you willing to make that commitment?
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Jun 25, 2023 23:08
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alright the kukri comb works pretty well against any rapacallions with a switchblade comb or balisong comb, I can't get past the guy with the oversized cartoon afro pick though
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Jun 25, 2023 23:20
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Haverchuck posted:It'll just go in a drawer and youll never use it there's room next to the bolo
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Jun 25, 2023 23:26
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Get two and dual wield them, OP. Defend your property, protect your family, maim your enemies.
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Jun 25, 2023 23:38
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Can it make my dinner?
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Jun 25, 2023 23:53
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I have a kukri that I take hunting. Got it made by a Nepalese fellow who apologized and said it would be late because he was getting married. I said it was ok and when it arrived there was a photo of the dude and his wife on their wedding day inside.
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Jun 25, 2023 23:55
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Every time you draw it, it has to taste blood, either your enemy's or your own. I guess that can be a pro or a con depending on how  you are.
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Jun 26, 2023 00:05
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carrionman posted:I have a kukri that I take hunting. For when you need to switch to melee against a deer
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carrionman posted:I have a kukri that I take hunting. That rules
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Jun 26, 2023 00:47
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man once i tried to organize a knife show at a fancy restaurant but it went terribly there were too many kuks in the kitchen
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Jun 26, 2023 00:48
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wasn't there that Beatles song about these knives, Let It Ri?
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Jun 26, 2023 00:52
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Have you considered two kukris OP?
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I feel like this thread is going to end with you showing us the badass new kukri you bought. So I'm with "Buy two kukris" club.
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Jun 26, 2023 02:23
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1. The blade is nicely balanced allowing easy transition between attacks. 2. The handle is well-shaped to fit the hand, allowing confidence and control. 3. This blade... will keel.
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Jun 26, 2023 02:33
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you could buy an actually useful knife instead
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Jun 26, 2023 02:35
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Just make sure get a full tang, OP. It's all about the tang.
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Jun 26, 2023 02:51
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EorayMel posted:Have you considered two kukris OP? idiot. you cant wield two kukri effectively. a kukri and a small wooden shield perhaps
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Jun 26, 2023 02:52
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Dick Fontaine posted:you could buy an actually useful knife instead that actually does look useful and i kind of want one now
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Jun 26, 2023 02:57
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Or you could get the official Rambo 3 knife and not be a dweeb 
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Jun 26, 2023 03:35
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Dick Fontaine posted:you could buy an actually useful knife instead It looks like it even has a bottle opener. Tempting.
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Jun 26, 2023 03:38
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How do you catch a kukri when you throw it like a boomerang? Is there a kukri mitt you are supposed to use or smth?
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Jun 26, 2023 03:40
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Konar posted:For when you need to switch to melee against a deer While you were frolicking in the meadows I studied the blade
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Jun 26, 2023 03:44
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Or you could try Aliexpress! https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005005108200071.html 
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Get four. One for each hand and two minis in the ankle holsters. Got to be ready for any tiny leaves.
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