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what is up with this bullshit. i wanted to do something via a batch and like half of results said i might try powershell instead, which is apparently a whole entire different thing, rather than "blue terminal". why can't all computer say and do things similarly
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Miles "Tails" PowersHell
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this is covered in the bible op
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there isn't. we put that on your computer, as a joke
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there is only one programming language which matters, and it is, javascript
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programming languages don't exist, they're just clever tricks so that idiots don't have to learn what a pointer is
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Silver Alicorn posted:there is only one programming language which matters, and it is, javascript I call it universal machine code
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Yeah, and while we're at it, we should build a tower to God, give that rear end in a top hat a piece of our minds.
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akadajet posted:I call it universal machine code i call it hellgarbage for stupid assholes
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there should only be three programming languages: one to talk to hardware with. C or Rust or whatever. one to write applications with. Java or C# or whatever. one to keep weird nerds busy with. Haskell or OCaml or whatever.
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also maybe something like python for quick tasks where you bang out some lovely script which inevitably becomes the undocumented load-bearing pillar of your entire infrastructure
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:i call it hellgarbage for stupid assholes mlyp
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Silver Alicorn posted:there is only one programming language which matters, and it is, javascript this wounds me deeply but also i guess i write my games in js so uh. gently caress
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rotor posted:there should only be three programming languages:
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ok settle down there rusty
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stop talking to computers using "languages". they are machines. they are beneath us
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rotor posted:there should only be three programming languages: aren’t the rustacean overloads being dickheads about something
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echinopsis posted:aren’t the rustacean overloads being dickheads about something probabiy
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eh Rust fans are fine they just have the biggest overlap with "people who have a tumblr page" so sometimes act little loud
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Armitag3 posted:stop talking to computers using "languages". they are machines. they are beneath us this is why gpt must be destroyed
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rotor posted:there should only be three programming languages: three computer languages but instead it's one for information in, one for information out, and groud
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Armitag3 posted:stop talking to computers using "languages". they are machines. they are beneath us I use bynars from star trek
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are the rust people these days the same as the go people 5 years ago same as the ruby people 10 years ago?
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hey! i resemble that remark
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yeah we should rewrite yospos in rust, op ill statr the github
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because computers come from different countries op
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I donno what Blue Terminal is but it's probably worse than PowerShell
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it’s hard to imagine anything being worse than powershell
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also, this is the only blue terminal i’ll ever respect
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armpit_enjoyer posted:also, this is the only blue terminal i’ll ever respect we still have one hooked up lol
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i sold mine two years ago and I dearly miss it
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Making and trying new computer languages is how nerds compared themselves to other nerds in the past. The more obscure and disused your favorite daily driver language the higher you are on the pecking order. After 1998 this behavior was mostly replaced with unix variants and linux distros so that lesser nerds like funkopop collectors and star wars fans, who often flunked algebra, could also participate in this pissing contest.
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runs_on_computers(your_operating_system). touches_computers(you). piece_of_shit(X) :- runs_on_computers(X). piece_of_shit(X) :- touches_computers(X). ?- piece_of_shit(X). X = your_operating_system ; X = you.
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hehehehehehe
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well-read undead posted:are the rust people these days the same as the go people 5 years ago same as the ruby people 10 years ago? I don’t know anybody who writes rust irl.
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