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As a mailman, I am always doing my utmost to ensure that I don't leave a negative impression with the people I deliver to. It causes some moderate anxiety to always have to be in 'on' mode, always careful not to draw attention to myself by maybe saying something I shouldn't while trying to be sociable in the 30-45 seconds that I interact with whomsoever I am delivering to at any given moment, or careful not to drop a package in front of someone, or take too long with the signature pad when I've interrupted them at work. I've found that I can sleep easier at night by shifting the focus away from dwelling on how, although I may have done some of those things today, if I let myself imagine a world where those rules that I am betrothed to don't apply, how different my day to day would be. So I end up falling asleep imagining some absurd sort of BeamNG.drive - esque scenario of myself barreling into people, knocking them over, and throwing packages directly at them, and that they love me for it. Where all of the social faux-pas' of my job are nonexistent. It really takes the edge off to just let go. And in having written all of that and read it back to myself, I would be remiss not to agree with the reader here that I may have inadvertently uncovered the true spirit of what it means to "go postal."
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XYZAB posted:As a mailman, I am always doing my utmost to ensure that I don't leave a negative impression with the people I deliver to. It causes some moderate anxiety to always have to be in 'on' mode, always careful not to draw attention to myself by maybe saying something I shouldn't while trying to be sociable in the 30-45 seconds that I interact with whomsoever I am delivering to at any given moment, or careful not to drop a package in front of someone, or take too long with the signature pad when I've interrupted them at work. I've found that I can sleep easier at night by shifting the focus away from dwelling on how, although I may have done some of those things today, if I let myself imagine a world where those rules that I am betrothed to don't apply, how different my day to day would be. So I end up falling asleep imagining some absurd sort of BeamNG.drive - esque scenario of myself barreling into people, knocking them over, and throwing packages directly at them, and that they love me for it. Where all of the social faux-pas' of my job are nonexistent. It really takes the edge off to just let go. And in having written all of that and read it back to myself, I would be remiss not to agree with the reader here that I may have inadvertently uncovered the true spirit of what it means to "go postal." Thank you for your service. Seriously.
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I have complete faith in the generations proceeding mine
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Who's at the door? It's gently caress
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Mr.Acula posted:I have complete faith in the generations proceeding mine I have lost faith in everyone, everything, stretching over all time.
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redshirt posted:I have lost faith in everyone, everything, stretching over all time. I'm here for you buddy. hit me up when you need help
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I'm here for you buddy. hit me up when you need help Mumpy do you think I should have faith in you?
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redshirt posted:Mumpy do you think I should have faith in you? Absolutely not. I am a terrible person.
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:Absolutely not. I am a terrible person. Same.
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redshirt posted:Same. that's why you should tell me your terrible terrible secrets. You know I won't tell anyone
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:that's why you should tell me your terrible terrible secrets. This is a good place for it. My secret, Mumpy, is I'm already dead. I died a long time ago, and I'm just like living out this ghost existence ever since. It's like going through the motions, but not, if that makes any sense. I think you might actually know what I am talking about, unfortunately for you.
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redshirt posted:This is a good place for it. My secret, Mumpy, is I'm already dead. I died a long time ago, and I'm just like living out this ghost existence ever since. It's like going through the motions, but not, if that makes any sense. I think you might actually know what I am talking about, unfortunately for you. I think I do. You can keep it secret until you want to, or forever
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I think I do. You can keep it secret until you want to, or forever You can tell whoever you like, no one will believe you. Or care. Likewise, if you want to open up, know that I have your back.
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Apr 28, 2024 06:39
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redshirt posted:You can tell whoever you like, no one will believe you. Or care. I trust you. Got a problem, let me know. I will do everything in my power to help you. I got your back if you need it
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Apr 28, 2024 06:47
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I trust you. Got a problem, let me know. I will do everything in my power to help you. I got your back if you need it Well, Mumpy, I might have one last job for you.....
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Apr 28, 2024 06:55
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redshirt posted:Well, Mumpy, I might have one last job for you..... sure, what you want?
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:sure, what you want? Not now, but soon enough.
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My lovely mumps
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redshirt posted:My lovely mumps I have a tiny rear end and small titties. They are shapely, tho
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I have a tiny rear end and small titties. They are shapely, tho My Mumps my crazy Mumpy Puffinz
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What if woodchucks can't actually chuck wood?
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Spiderman: Into the Officeverse and Spiderman: No Working from Home
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loving Ham Place
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Bing-dango, it’s the sweetest boat to jimjam!
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Drup, Tlump, Narf...... DINCE!
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redshirt posted:I have lost faith in everyone, everything, stretching over all time. The thread is supposed to be about nonsense
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I no longer serve the dickshitting cornmunity.
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blight rhino posted:musical tinnitus. lol you might have some wild brain thing goin on there. Anyways I keep thinkin’ about my wife’s sister nbd
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my one regret in life is not listening to the intrusive thoughts that told me to dump a huge bucket of superballs off the 8th floor balcony in the disused wing of my first job before being laid off
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mailorder bees posted:my one regret in life is not listening to the intrusive thoughts that told me to dump a huge bucket of superballs off the 8th floor balcony in the disused wing of my first job before being laid off That super ball second bounce....
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