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Marge Simpson with a huge massive sagging udder yelling "ooohhhhh milllk me Homer PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MILK MEEE"
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This is a pretty good ScobblyMan
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Every time I win an argument or discussion my brain immediately says, “gently caress you Baltimore.” Unfortunately my mouth says it sometimes too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO83gAYHLWs
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Please no air horns or jake brakes.
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The Goldfinger theme song, but replacing the Gold in Goldfinger's name with Butt.
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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:Every time I win an argument or discussion my brain immediately says, “gently caress you Baltimore.” Unfortunately my mouth says it sometimes too. lol gently caress you baltimore pops into my head at least once a week. also, at least we're not detroit! we're not detroit!
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When the baltimore one pops in my head, it's followed by the AFSCME one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27kDtIoL1L4
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In a high building? Hrmm wonder what would happen if I just jumped. Near a moving train ? What would happen if I just stepped in front of it
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And everything is gonna be fine As long as you see the little Meriden sign So you'd better keep your eyes on the road And look for the sign that's the color of a toad (my mom & I made many Greyhound trips between Massachusetts & New York when I was a kid, and I made this song up after one trip where the driver got lost on the highway)
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blight rhino posted:musical tinnitus. I think this is the pattern recognition parts of our brains searching for stuff. I get this all the time with white noise, flowing water, the sound of an air conditioner, just about every background noise has a familiar melody or rhythm in it that your brain is essentially constructing. Anyway, Apple's Bee
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Seen any....elves?
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Hollismason posted:In a high building? Hrmm wonder what would happen if I just jumped. This is a well-known phenomenon called the call of the void, and I swear I read some pop psychology article that it exists to keep us back from ledges and other dangerous places, since we don’t normally fall or lunge unexpectedly from solid footing, but the brain still sees the danger and interprets it as a “what if I suddenly jumped off without even thinking about it? Better stay back just to be safe.”
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Sucrose posted:This is a well-known phenomenon called the call of the void, and I swear I read some pop psychology article that it exists to keep us back from ledges and other dangerous places, since we don’t normally fall or lunge unexpectedly from solid footing, but the brain still sees the danger and interprets it as a “what if I suddenly jumped off without even thinking about it? Better stay back just to be safe.” i get this same sensation on the interstate but it makes me want to look up at the sky while i'm driving and it gives me vertigo.
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Hollismason posted:In a high building? Hrmm wonder what would happen if I just jumped. Sucrose posted:This is a well-known phenomenon called the call of the void, and I swear I read some pop psychology article that it exists to keep us back from ledges and other dangerous places, since we don’t normally fall or lunge unexpectedly from solid footing, but the brain still sees the danger and interprets it as a “what if I suddenly jumped off without even thinking about it? Better stay back just to be safe.” ive had a thought like that before when i was headed uphill in my compact car on a 55+ two lane highway with a semi hauling tons of lumber coming fast downhill at me like "yeah if i went into their lane i could die instantly" i have a similar kind of thought when im driving and see cyclist like "if i even come close to making contact with them they could die in an instant"
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what would happen if I put my car in park while on the freeway. I should take my seat belt off and find out.
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it sucks poo poo when people take specific and valuable psychological terms and water them down to uselessness. intrusive thoughts aren't lolrandom monkeycheese bullshit, intrusive thoughts are like your brain generating shock site images unique and relevant to you in whatever context would upset you the most, to the point where you avoid these contexts just to avoid the thoughts. like never ever holding a baby, because when you do, you graphically imagine throwing it to the ground and causing severe injury to it. please just come up with a different new term for "goofy idea or repetitive phrase that spontaneously comes to mind"
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Turpitude II posted:it sucks poo poo when people take specific and valuable psychological terms and water them down to uselessness. intrusive thoughts aren't lolrandom monkeycheese bullshit, intrusive thoughts are like your brain generating shock site images unique and relevant to you in whatever context would upset you the most, to the point where you avoid these contexts just to avoid the thoughts. like never ever holding a baby, because when you do, you graphically imagine throwing it to the ground and causing severe injury to it. hey dingus, this thread isn’t about “intrusive thoughts” it’s about “nonsensical intrusive thoughts” or NITs
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https://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=2475
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guided by chi-chi whatever that means
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The entirety of Gary Numan's 'My Name Is Ruin'.
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Number one on the charts... Bell Biv DeVoe...
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Turpitude II posted:it sucks poo poo when people take specific and valuable psychological terms and water them down to uselessness. intrusive thoughts aren't lolrandom monkeycheese bullshit, intrusive thoughts are like your brain generating shock site images unique and relevant to you in whatever context would upset you the most, to the point where you avoid these contexts just to avoid the thoughts. like never ever holding a baby, because when you do, you graphically imagine throwing it to the ground and causing severe injury to it. do you actually want people to state an intrusive thought instead, cause that seems like a way to cause even further mental distress than having a giggle at what was previously a term known only to select individuals as way to quantify a previously unnamed or taboo subject
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Helados de fishmixx
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Tarkus posted:When the baltimore one pops in my head, it's followed by the AFSCME one I am in this union. The video is accurate.
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If mixing yellow and purple makes brown... what will happen if I mix yellow glow in the dark powder and purple glow in the dark powder?
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CHOtto MAtte yappa mata RUUpu
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Heegle Hygle how many eyelashes have gotten in my eye over my lifetime beep borp
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Turpitude II posted:it sucks poo poo when people take specific and valuable psychological terms and water them down to uselessness. intrusive thoughts aren't lolrandom monkeycheese bullshit, intrusive thoughts are like your brain generating shock site images unique and relevant to you in whatever context would upset you the most, to the point where you avoid these contexts just to avoid the thoughts. like never ever holding a baby, because when you do, you graphically imagine throwing it to the ground and causing severe injury to it. been having this post pop in my head as an intrusive thought all day.......
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GET BEEFY BITCH GET REAL BEEFY BITCH!
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TK8325 posted:Seen any....elves? Hahaha... Show your papers to the captain when you exit to get your release fee.
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Justin Roiland's "Lick my balls" speech from Doc and Mharti but it's Mike from Breaking Bad telling Walt to do it. "Waltuh, you gotta lick my balls Waltuh!"
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Cheeseburger in paradise
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♫I'm a pocket maaannn♫ ♫pocket maan fits right in your front shirt pocket♫ ♫pocket maan sitting in your pocket all day long♫
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If you're hungry and you like cum clap your hands If you're hungry and you like cum clap your hands If you're hungry and you like cum clap your hands If you're hungry and you like cum if you're hungry and you want some If you're hungry and you like cum clap your hands
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Jelly posted:I had a dream last night I was forced into rehab and it was basically like prison. It was a long rear end dream that lasted a huge chunk of my sleep cycle. I had a dream where I got a tattoo of a thick comedy moustache, like right on my face. I kept thinking "I shouldnt have got a moustache tattooed on my face," and looked in the mirror trying to rationalize how it looked good at certain angles. but the moustache tattoo was a bad idea
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