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super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Cheeseburger in paradise

Heaven on earth with an onion slice

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Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
the first part of one week by barenaked ladies is forever stuck in my head because of some comedian making an album with various songs playing for a couple of seconds then swapping over to "its been..."

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

Ahundredbux posted:

the first part of one week by barenaked ladies is forever stuck in my head because of some comedian making an album with various songs playing for a couple of seconds then swapping over to "its been..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fVQtmMN_ao&t=38s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUE5_Mnelwc&t=190s

DeadButDelicious
Oct 11, 2012

Leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!
Bepis.

Tim Buckley is an anagram of Bum Tickley.

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
I want to put my bare asscheeks on my office desk and rip a fart so hard it simultaneously tears my rear end in a top hat and can be heard 4 stories above and 4 stories below ground zero.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

CUMMY PANTS, CUMMY PANTS, CUMMY CUMMY PANTS

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
moms spaghetti

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

My mind is intruded by themed puns and portmanteaus all the time. Like bugs

Chompion (bitey scorpion)
Holy Poly (divine roly poly)
Draggin Fly (fly smoking a cigarette)
Spier (eunuch spider secret agent)
Tiedyger (tie-dye tiger)

Tigers are bugs, also.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Sanford & Son Theme Music

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Harald posted:

moms spaghetti

Father's spaghetti

GruntyThrst
Oct 9, 2007

*clang*

if you launch a duck from a trebuchet could it achieve flight before hitting the gorund

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Uh-oh spaghetti-o's

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

GruntyThrst posted:

if you launch a duck from a trebuchet could it achieve flight before hitting the gorund

If it has guns it can shoot them towards the ground

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Father's spaghetti

dad only cooks cascatelli because it's the most engineered pasta shape.

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

Sometimes speedweed invades my mind, other times Becky :saddowns:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Harald posted:

moms spaghetti

It's ready.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

i've not been able to find the thing i was talking about again but this one is also a classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueiH3Xnu_uU

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Lusty Grundles posted:

What if JFK's head just did that?

lol

flubber nuts posted:

lol gently caress you baltimore pops into my head at least once a week.

also, at least we're not detroit!



we're not detroit!

hell yeah

cadex
Jun 6, 2003

Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire Cat.
throw the hot coffee now

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

the song "Holiday Road" from the National Lampoons Vacation movie series

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

redshirt posted:

Sanford & Son Theme Music

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Upsetti spaghetti
Spaghooter

Stinqui boi farte cat

spleen merchant
Jul 1, 2007
Fun Shoe
Getting slowly crushed into the corner of a steel walled room by a solid steel cube that's made to fit into the room's negative space.

Getting stuck at the bottom of a slippery inverted cone that's too steep to climb out of or lay in any sort of comfort until you die.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
i wonder who thought up scaphism. did they sell honey, or milk?

Actual Satan
Mar 14, 2017

Keep on partying!

You'll NEVER regret it!

Trust ME!


M. I. S. S. I. S. S. I. P. P. I.
B.E.A.U. Tiful
def I.N.I.T.ely

my brain is constantly ready in case a spelling bee breaks out

MyChemicalImbalance
Sep 15, 2007

Keep on smilin'



:unsmith:

Actual Satan posted:

M. I. S. S. I. S. S. I. P. P. I.
B.E.A.U. Tiful
def I.N.I.T.ely

my brain is constantly ready in case a spelling bee breaks out

:hmmyes: These plus

Rhythm
Helps
Your
Two
Hips
Move

are heavy in my rotation.

phobo
Aug 7, 2008
Don't look in the sky.
Don't look in the sea.
He's in side of you and me.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
P-p-p Powerbook

Can't even look at a laptop these days smh

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Poopipunani

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
You think you're hot poo poo in a champagne glass

Double damnit

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

A new one today:

KUH UH MMM... CUM!!!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Pfft.

ChthonicMasturbatr
Sep 29, 2021

born on a mountain
live in a cave
hugging and tugging
is all that i crave
spinal spinal spinal meningiiiiiiitis

All You Can Eat
Aug 27, 2004

Abundance is the dullest desire.

cadex posted:

throw the hot coffee now

:yossame:

coldpudding
May 14, 2009

FORUM GHOST
But I poop from there :j:
Not right now you don't :grin:

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
Living rooms, bedrooms, dinette’s. Oh yeah!

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
two scoops of raisins

Ooh meth, mmm meth!

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Mr Monkey Wunkey-eeee-Eeeeee-EEEEEEEEE

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


BigBadSteve posted:

Mr Monkey Wunkey-eeee-Eeeeee-EEEEEEEEE

I too have been rereading johnen vasquez's old comics for some reason. Cheese unto thee.

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cadex
Jun 6, 2003

Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire Cat.
Lisa needs braces

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