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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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as a construction worker, I could easily do this thing and kill someone and no one would know

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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cadex posted:

Lisa needs braces

Dental plan

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Grey Cat posted:

World record poop girth ouch owie

whose alt are you? You are way too good at this site

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Grey Cat posted:

Nobody's, I'm my own goon.

good on you. you're dong a fine job

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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I said what I said

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Mister Speaker posted:

Sometimes the old Lay's slogan "Betcha can't eat just one" pops into my mind and then I think about Mark Messier's greasy shiny bald head.

Huh
I usually think of "Where's the beef?"

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
Now, how many points would I get if ran over that nice couple riding bikes over there?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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SulfurMonoxideCute posted:

Bitch that's the tubby custard machine

I have always wanted to do this

I know all those words, but not in that particular order

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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BigBadSteve posted:

WHO LIKES DICKS?... ohah!

dicks are pretty cool. I have one

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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redshirt posted:

I have lost faith in everyone, everything, stretching over all time.

I'm here for you buddy. hit me up when you need help

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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redshirt posted:

Mumpy do you think I should have faith in you?

Absolutely not. I am a terrible person.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

that's why you should tell me your terrible terrible secrets.
You know I won't tell anyone

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

redshirt posted:

This is a good place for it. My secret, Mumpy, is I'm already dead. I died a long time ago, and I'm just like living out this ghost existence ever since. It's like going through the motions, but not, if that makes any sense. I think you might actually know what I am talking about, unfortunately for you.

I think I do. You can keep it secret until you want to, or forever

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

redshirt posted:

You can tell whoever you like, no one will believe you. Or care.

Likewise, if you want to open up, know that I have your back.

I trust you. Got a problem, let me know. I will do everything in my power to help you. I got your back if you need it

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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redshirt posted:

Well, Mumpy, I might have one last job for you.....

sure, what you want?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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redshirt posted:

My lovely mumps

I have a tiny rear end and small titties. They are shapely, tho

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
I should eat that slug on my windshield

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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kntfkr posted:

no, that's sounding

it can be two things

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