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as a construction worker, I could easily do this thing and kill someone and no one would know
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2023 02:36 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 04:38 |
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cadex posted:Lisa needs braces Dental plan
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2023 19:42 |
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Grey Cat posted:World record poop girth ouch owie whose alt are you? You are way too good at this site
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2023 00:18 |
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Grey Cat posted:Nobody's, I'm my own goon. good on you. you're dong a fine job
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2023 00:22 |
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redshirt posted:"Dong" I said what I said
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2023 00:28 |
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Mister Speaker posted:Sometimes the old Lay's slogan "Betcha can't eat just one" pops into my mind and then I think about Mark Messier's greasy shiny bald head. Huh I usually think of "Where's the beef?"
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2023 01:27 |
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Now, how many points would I get if ran over that nice couple riding bikes over there?
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2023 01:29 |
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SulfurMonoxideCute posted:Bitch that's the tubby custard machine I have always wanted to do this I know all those words, but not in that particular order
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2023 03:52 |
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BigBadSteve posted:WHO LIKES DICKS?... ohah! dicks are pretty cool. I have one
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2023 02:21 |
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redshirt posted:I have lost faith in everyone, everything, stretching over all time. I'm here for you buddy. hit me up when you need help
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 06:18 |
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redshirt posted:Mumpy do you think I should have faith in you? Absolutely not. I am a terrible person.
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 06:23 |
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redshirt posted:Same. that's why you should tell me your terrible terrible secrets. You know I won't tell anyone
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 06:26 |
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redshirt posted:This is a good place for it. My secret, Mumpy, is I'm already dead. I died a long time ago, and I'm just like living out this ghost existence ever since. It's like going through the motions, but not, if that makes any sense. I think you might actually know what I am talking about, unfortunately for you. I think I do. You can keep it secret until you want to, or forever
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 06:36 |
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redshirt posted:You can tell whoever you like, no one will believe you. Or care. I trust you. Got a problem, let me know. I will do everything in my power to help you. I got your back if you need it
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 06:47 |
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redshirt posted:Well, Mumpy, I might have one last job for you..... sure, what you want?
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 06:59 |
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redshirt posted:My lovely mumps I have a tiny rear end and small titties. They are shapely, tho
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 21:28 |
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I should eat that slug on my windshield
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 03:57 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 04:38 |
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kntfkr posted:no, that's sounding it can be two things
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 04:00 |