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Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
When I think of early 80's fantasy movies, there are a few that obviously come to mind. One obviously reached greater blockbuster heights than the others, but all hold a special place in my heart.

Just getting this one out of the way
(I didn't realize this was a snip of a book or something and I'm too lazy to change it)


Beastmaster was basically my introduction to Druid


Krull was so dark it almost bordered on horror, but that Glaive tho!


Or for some "animated", you can't miss


But browsing Amazon videos I've stumbled across a bunch more of these types of films on this service called FreeVee and they have movies like Sorceress, Barbarian Queen, The Sword and the Sorceror and the Deathstalker series, but I don't know what's actually entertaining and what's just sexploitation (which is in abundance on said service).

What are your favorite cheesy fantasy movies to recommend?

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Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011



edit: well, late 80s.

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



Hundra is pretty fun

https://youtu.be/uMcNR2DUhwI

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




KRULL

Peachy Nietzsche
Jul 26, 2007

This thread's like staring into the void.
Dragonslayer

NC Wyeth Death Cult
Dec 30, 2005

He lost his life in Chadds Ford, he was dancing with a train.
Faeries by Brian Froud

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Valko
Sep 18, 2015
This was interesting:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=261DaIbkRac

Fantasy is a pretty broad term so I'm going to say Flash Gordon.

CBN_Shaggy
Aug 6, 2001

WHAMMIED! :(
Mainstream best: Conan since it's still often quoted with the "What is best in life?" schtick.

Underdog champ: Krull

Best Animated: Heavy Metal

Ville Valo
Sep 17, 2004

I'm waiting for your call
and I'm ready to take
your six six six
in my heart
It's '87, but I'm gonna say it counts because it's that good.

Vanilla Bison
Mar 27, 2010




if I want to watch a fantasy movie, 9 times out of 10 what I actually want is some cool-rear end critters, and the coolest critters are puppets







Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

Randarkman posted:



edit: well, late 80s.

The Barbarians is my favorite

Conan is an undisputed classic

Krull is an oddball delight

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp


Deathstalker is definitely worth a watch

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020


Came here to post this. The human stuff is really uneven, but the dragon itself was very effective. They made a good job making it look and move like an actual living animal instead of just some dumb swoopy thing.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

It's Excalibur and it isn't even close honestly

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Vim Fuego posted:



Deathstalker is definitely worth a watch

This movie is insanely horny

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

It has the greatest pair of muddy boobies ive ever seen in film tho

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Randarkman posted:



edit: well, late 80s.

Shouldn’t someone be photoshopping Brazzers into the corner of this?

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

The weirdest fantasy movie all over the place? That'd be The Dungeonmaster aka Ragewar.



It has Bull from Night Court hamming it up as as a demonic sorcerer named Mestema who's bored of summoning people to his realm to do battle with and easily defeating them, so he transports a computer geek to his realm that has a proto-smart watch called X-CaliBR8 linked to his computer at home on his wrist, which is his weapon. The movie is shot in several segments and is apparently directed by several directors in the Empire Pictures company, but damned if I can tell a difference between each one (I guess the one about a serial slasher is kind of different from the rest). It's got stop-motion and puppet practical effects. It's got the band W.A.S.P. in one segment. It's the originator of the line, "I reject your reality and I substitute my own." It is a weird-rear end movie that's not too good, but not exactly terrible, either. Dumb as hell, though lol.

I own it on a twofer Blu-ray with another movie called Eliminators that is actually really fun. Thanks, Scream Factory!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

It's not Western fantasy, but I guarantee you that Zu: Warriors from the Magic Mountain is some of the most insane poo poo you will ever watch.

Big Bizness
Jun 19, 2019

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

It's Excalibur and it isn't even close honestly

It's the only contender versus Conan. Great shiny armor camp for the first two thirds and then the movie turns into Dark Souls for the final act.

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

Also Excalibur and Red Sonja :colbert:

j/k Red Sonja is barely better than Conan The Destroyer

FAH Q
Aug 19, 2007

Certified Monster Fucker
1978-1982 had some legit amazing fantasy but Flight of Dragons was choice.

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Sentinel Red
Nov 13, 2007
Style > Content.
Both Conan the Barbarian and Excalibur are kinda in a league of their own excellence so if we’re talking true 80s fantasy dreck then it’s gotta be…


Preach it sista.

You come at Vermithrax, you best not miss.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
Labyrinth, but it's mid 80's (86)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091369/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_1_tt_7_nm_1_q_labrynth

Legend (85)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089469/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_4_tt_7_nm_0_q_legend
Less barbarians, more faeries.

Between these two, Dark Crystal and Return to Oz, how did I ever sleep as a kid?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
It’s Excalibur but I’ll give Ladyhawke a mention just for Rutger Hauer

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Hawk the Slayer!

Hit the theaters in Britain in 1980, it's almost a love letter to D & D..

It had wildly different effects, a good guy with a glowing sword, a giant guy whose appetite is as huge as his strength, a goth elf who shoots arrows and crossbows like a machine gun, a magic lady who worked with glowing hula hoops and fiery ping pong balls, what's not to like?

It even stars Jack Palance as the scenery chewing bad guy!

It has become a cult movie favorite, even the Riffrrax version is quite entertaining!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

It’s Excalibur but I’ll give Ladyhawke a mention just for Rutger Hauer

Speaking of Rutger Hauer, the Paul Verhoeven movie Flesh + Blood also rules but that's more historical.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Trying to post some gifs from Beastmaster but Imgur isn’t working for me right now

Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer
Heavy Metal, Last Unicorn, Legend.

For kid movies, going with My Little Pony because of the loving voice cast. NOTHING CAN STOP THE SMOOZE.

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Oct 12, 2009

GIRL BRAINS
Sep 5, 2011

The gods are small birds

FAH Q posted:

1978-1982 had some legit amazing fantasy but Flight of Dragons was choice.



It's this one

That or Jabberwocky

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RISzXw3WsNY

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

I watched Hawk the Slayer a few months ago and it's pretty good for a 1980 fantasy movie

But the soundtrack is full of synth bangers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgCUV98Ot2Q

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
I feel awful about excluding this from OP. This movie was easily one of my top 3 as a kid and I've probably watched it like 25 times, up there with "The Making of Thriller". In neglecting praise for it I have besmirched my honor, for it is a masterpiece.

Spiderling
Apr 1, 2010

FAH Q posted:

1978-1982 had some legit amazing fantasy but Flight of Dragons was choice.



Yeah, this one defines my childhood. Can't remember the story, but images of it are still so vivid for me today. Loved it.

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

how hte hell has no one said The Neverending Story yet

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

deep dish peat moss posted:

how hte hell has no one said The Neverending Story yet

because the horse died :smith:

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

deep dish peat moss posted:

how hte hell has no one said The Neverending Story yet
Technically it's an absolutely valid submission but I don't think it shows enough skin??

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

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access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Excalibur
Conan
The Dark Crystal
The Neverending Story
The Princess Bride

edit: not all early 80s but w/e

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isaboo
Nov 11, 2002

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I was going to say Wizards but that was in 1977

So either Conan or Excalibur

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