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*sigh* man yesterday was rough. my throat is still sore! "did you hear that Dave got the Throat GOAT award for last months production? what a tryhard" 
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Get this, right? Jerry bought himself some throat spray, it was supposed to be numbing or something. It got all over Gabes' dick, took him an hour and a half to blast! He's gonna be in so much poo poo today.
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Jun 26, 2023 23:13
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how does a "dick sucking factory" even work? are the dicks all sitting on a conveyor belt? are the dicksuckers sitting on the conveyer belt? is the factory MAKING the dicksuckers?
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Jun 26, 2023 23:13
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Hello I'm a new customer
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Jun 26, 2023 23:14
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boss makes a dollar, i make a dick thats why i suck on company time
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Jun 26, 2023 23:14
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Smugworth posted:Hello Oh, gently caress. I know this guy.
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Jun 26, 2023 23:15
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Smugworth posted:Hello eh whoa the line starts back there my guy
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Jun 26, 2023 23:15
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I've genuinely lost the gunk shovel.
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Jun 26, 2023 23:18
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Chinatown posted:eh whoa the line starts back there my guy Wait? So that guy selling VIP passes out front is a scam?
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Jun 26, 2023 23:18
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i heard corporate has got a secret suckworks building robots to replace us
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Bad Purchase posted:i heard corporate has got a secret suckworks building robots to replace us drat! Dicksuckers better unionize fast!
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Jun 26, 2023 23:19
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I feel like we're doing this wrong. I mean, it's called a pudding, but it's more like a cake, isn't it? It not only makes it harder but I keep inhaling bits from how hard I have to suck. My doctor says my lungs are full of suet.
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Jun 26, 2023 23:20
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Cornwind Evil posted:I feel like we're doing this wrong. I mean, it's called a pudding, but it's more like a cake, isn't it? It not only makes it harder but I keep inhaling bits from how hard I have to suck. My doctor says my lungs are full of suet.
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Jun 26, 2023 23:22
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Hey I'm not going to gripe or make a fuss - wages are good and I like we've got a great union here at the Dick Sucking Factory - but y'know that umami taste? Like that japanese word for the taste when you eat a steak? Totally lost its appeal to me.
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Jun 26, 2023 23:26
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Jun 26, 2023 23:34
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gonna take a poo poo after i clock in. thems the rules.  BLUMPKIN ANYONE???
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Jun 26, 2023 23:36
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Chinatown posted:gonna take a poo poo after i clock in. thems the rules.
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Jun 26, 2023 23:40
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slurp
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Jun 27, 2023 00:24
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First day huh? Don’t worry I’ll show you the ropes.
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Jun 27, 2023 00:49
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Hoping I get to work the glory hole this shift. They told me that once my training is done, I'd be put in the draw. I need that extra dollar per dick to support my own hobby of getting handjobs.
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Jun 27, 2023 00:53
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I was a foreman in the Dildo Mines until I got Dildo Lung
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Jun 27, 2023 00:54
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they got the chat gpt suckin on the dicks i used to suck. hard times
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Jun 27, 2023 01:01
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you guys ever get access to the R&D part of the complex? i hear that theres CRAZY stuff going on in there.
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Chinatown posted:you guys ever get access to the R&D part of the complex? i hear that theres CRAZY stuff going on in there. Picture Willy wonka but a river of cum.
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Jun 27, 2023 01:08
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Oh man I hope they don't catch on that I've got covid I really need this overtime.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:First day huh? Don’t worry I’ll show you the ropes.
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Jun 27, 2023 01:11
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ANOTHER DICK WITH FUCKIN CHEESE UNDER THE FORESKIN!! I DON'T GET PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS poo poo. I wish I still had my job at the pussy eating factory.
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Jun 27, 2023 01:11
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Lusty Grundles posted:There's rope too? I can't believe I'm getting paid to do this poo poo. Yup, lots of ropes being shot everywhere.
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Jun 27, 2023 01:12
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wesleywillis posted:I wish I still had my job at the pussy eating factory. Same. It’s a shame what happened after DJ Khaled bought the place.
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Jun 27, 2023 01:19
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I went down to the tool crib to get more cocoa butter for the stretch marks on my cheeks and mouth and you know what they told me? Those fuckers said that management was only going to provide vaseline for chapped lips from now on. I got a callus on my uvula that's startin to make it look like grandma's pinky toe, gas is 4 bucks a gallon, ol' Brandon stole the election just like he's trying to steal the dicks right out of our mouths, and now they won't even pay for the stretch mark cream? I'm over here lookin' like one of those hairless cats from cheekbone to chin and they says, they tells me, "don't worry, it's only a cosmetic issue and it won't have an impact on performance". Yep, it'd be a real shame if i just walked out and went over to the rear end Pounding factory where my cousin works. You can barely even see THOSE stretch marks and i was really lookin'
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MondaySmugworth posted:😀Hello Tuesday Smugworth posted:🤓Hello Wednesday Smugworth posted:😎Hello Thursday Smugworth posted:🥸Hello Friday Smugworth posted:🧔Hello Monday Smugworth posted:😀Hello
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Jun 27, 2023 01:28
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Welp, these dicks ain’t gonna suck themselves
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Jun 27, 2023 01:28
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oh gently caress i forgot my uniform
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Jun 27, 2023 01:31
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one of my chud coworkers keeps coming in with cold sores like bro, stay the gently caress home, you’re gonna infect everyone
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Jun 27, 2023 01:34
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Bad Purchase posted:one of my chud coworkers keeps coming in with cold sores
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Jun 27, 2023 01:37
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Gets FORKLIFT CERTIFIED and can now proudly proclaim that I'm a FORKLIFT OPERATOR at the dick sucking factory.
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Jun 27, 2023 01:44
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wesleywillis posted:Gets FORKLIFT CERTIFIED and can now proudly proclaim that I'm a FORKLIFT OPERATOR at the dick sucking factory. Lookit this guy, livin the loving dream
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Jun 27, 2023 02:05
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I am currently clocking in at the Dick Sucking Factory
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Jun 27, 2023 02:13
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Fifteen sucks, what do ya get? Another day older and deeper in debt
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*mugs the camera with wry smile* "If you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life" *licks lips and wags eyebrows* *walks through factory door*
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