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Sorry Carl, we gotta let you go — you’re just not suckin’ enough dicks.
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manero posted:Sorry Carl, we gotta let you go — you’re just not suckin’ enough dicks. Look, I don't make the data, I just arrange it into a spreadsheet that highlights your dick sucking numbers n red when it gets too low. My performance didn't make those numbers - yours did.
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Jun 27, 2023 02:21
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Cocks are getting stuck in the Torture department again. We've been understaffed on Cock Torturers and overstaffed on Ball Torturers, creating a throughput issue.
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Jun 27, 2023 02:22
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Today was another rough day, I clocked 12 on the cum barrel cleaning line, can you people please label these correctly so they don't sit out for more than a few days??
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Jun 27, 2023 02:23
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who keeps bringing in these guys that stay hard? it totally messes with the assembly line pacing
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Jun 27, 2023 02:25
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How do I get out of the Licken Dick outfit? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCui-UrNCME
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Jun 27, 2023 02:27
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Guys, don't forget to wear your safety glasses. Failing to take precautions to predict accidents and occupational injuries or illnesses makes management morally responsible for those accidents.
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Jun 27, 2023 02:33
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Well, you know how the saying goes. When you drink a load of cum, your pineapples taste of something or other.
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Jun 27, 2023 02:35
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Man this job sucks I’m gonna go work at my uncles dick sucking factory down the street.
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Jun 27, 2023 02:56
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You guys know if there's a corporate discount on kneepads?
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Cocks are getting stuck in the Torture department again. We've been understaffed on Cock Torturers and overstaffed on Ball Torturers, creating a throughput issue. and i'm sure one of the dumbasses at corporate is already asking if some of the ball torturers can retrain as cock torturers. like, sure, if you wanna put them through a 4 year program first, but how about just hiring cock torturers who are already trained??
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DONKEY SALAMI posted:Picture Willy wonka but a river of cum. Dreams do come true
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Jun 27, 2023 02:59
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Gonna quit my job and work on my startup disrupting the dick sucking industry
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Jun 27, 2023 03:00
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Whose dick do I have to suck around here to get a better healthcare plan?
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Jun 27, 2023 03:01
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Please help, my prize mallard is ailing! Oops, my mistake.
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gbs took degg's thing and turned it into the worst possible posts as a social experiment
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we all take the hippocratic oath to work here sir, you won't find anyone who will help you with that particular request
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Jun 27, 2023 03:14
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Morning, Sam.
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Jun 27, 2023 03:17
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Back at my old job I was stuck in a barrel all day this factory is great
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Jun 27, 2023 03:20
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We must unite and sieze the means of dick sucking production!
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Jun 27, 2023 03:24
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Saalkin posted:We must unite and sieze the means of dick sucking
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Jun 27, 2023 03:26
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*clocks in with gusto* Feelin' good today, gonna break my old record today, I can feel it. Gonna suck 38 dicks today
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Jun 27, 2023 03:32
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Turns out you can claim worker's comp for chapped lips but they'll just put you on the hand action line next week.
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You know what they say, like father like son
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Smugworth posted:Turns out you can claim worker's comp for chapped lips but they'll just put you on the hand action line next week. Carpal tunnel is no joke man
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Jun 27, 2023 03:55
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No no no - I said I spent half the morning in *a* hunters laptop.
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Jun 27, 2023 04:06
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Buying my season ticket and looking forward to enjoying all your mouths.
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Jun 27, 2023 06:38
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I haven't been forgetting about any frickin balls. Just been tired, dammit.
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Jun 27, 2023 07:16
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Clocking in early today so that management knows I’m serious about getting that BIG promotion.
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Charles got let go this morning, gents. Caught drinking on the job. His last day is today.
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Jun 27, 2023 14:14
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Thank you cum again. Next! This new update isn't tracking my dicks per hour correctly
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Jun 27, 2023 14:17
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I shouldn't complain, in my last job my rear end always ended up so raw I could not sit. Nowadays when I get home and the missus tries to start an argument I just have to point out that my mouth isn't up for talking for a while.
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Jun 27, 2023 14:19
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If you think the dick sucking factory is bad, it's got nothing on the meeting factory down the street
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Jun 27, 2023 14:23
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TMJ is acting up again so I put in a request to be sent down to Small Units for a while. Hopefully it goes through 🤞
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Space Kablooey posted:If you think the dick sucking factory is bad, it's got nothing on the meeting factory down the street I went there for an interview years ago and I still never seen so many people paid so little to jerk each other off, the egos on those managers.
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Jun 27, 2023 14:28
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This job just isn't what it used to be, I think the next street corner is hiring
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The industry's just on a temporary cumdown at the moment pal, don't stress too much about it.
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By popular demand posted:I went there for an interview years ago and I still never seen so many people paid so little to jerk each other off, the egos on those managers. Yeah if you're gonna get spunked all over at least have the decency of being a blue-pearl-neckale worker, I'll say.
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Management wants me to do donkey punches at base pay, pretty sure I'm supposed to get compensation. HR is on vacation ugh
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