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That your best shirt kid? No you didn't gently caress up trying to dress to impress, just put it in the locker and get a loaner from Karl.
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Jun 27, 2023 15:40
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Heard we were outsourcing work overseas. *points to a hose that runs out the back of the factory and eventually leads to the ocean* America used to make things, man.
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Jun 27, 2023 15:44
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By popular demand posted:I shouldn't complain, in my last job my rear end always ended up so raw I could not sit. You must have lots if dried cum in your ears to put up with her nagging while your mouth recovers.
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Jun 27, 2023 15:49
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It's a living
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How much longer does management intend to keep this Cocksucking Coupon Combo?! I can't taste anything for like a week now.
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Jun 27, 2023 16:09
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It expired last week whoops Gonna have to call on the walkie
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Can I get a manager to do a suck off in aile 5? I'm balls deep in the self checkout and I need backup
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Morning, Dave. Stew, sup. Morning. Morning....... Morning.......... Glack! glack! glack!
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interwhat posted:Morning, Dave. Stew, sup. Morning. Morning....... Morning.......... Glack! glack! glack! No no no, you gotta get it deeper, so it makes more of a "gluck" than a "glack". Quality control people!
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Seeing lots of new faces around here. Must be ramping up staffing for Summer Suckoff.
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Heard BAGS had to get his stomach pumped again. He is crushing it this month.
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Look buddy sometimes the only way to get ahead is to pull yourself up by the jockstraps and lean in
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Jun 27, 2023 16:36
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I'm really glad to have our high tier health plan
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Ugh I've been assigned to the gluck gluck 9000 project on the swallow team. I hate taking work home with me.
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Saalkin posted:I'm really glad to have our high tier health plan The benefits are great, I love that there's an ESPP (Employee Suck Penis Plan)
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Jun 27, 2023 16:41
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*angry that all your moms won't retire so I can maybe buy a dick sucking house in the next 20 years* also many of your dads
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Some days I really miss how it used to be with the small artisanal, family-run factories. It really felt like you were part of something special, I remember you even used to get to suck off the owners once a month! Can you imagine the corporate bigwigs now deigning to come down here and let us suck them? Not a chance!
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Imma take my work home iykwim 
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Has anyone discussed the benefits package here? I'm thinking of applying but I feel like a dental plan is really important for this line of work
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MEIN RAVEN posted:Has anyone discussed the benefits package here? I'm thinking of applying but I feel like a dental plan is really important for this line of work You’d think so but frankly it’s the knees that give out first.
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Dental plan only includes extraction sorry
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MEIN RAVEN posted:Has anyone discussed the benefits package here? I'm thinking of applying but I feel like a dental plan is really important for this line of work See this? This is the kind of PACKAGE you benefit here! And there are plenty to go around!
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By popular demand posted:See this? This is the kind of PACKAGE you get here! And there are plenty to go around! What am I looking at? I can barely see it
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Cocksucking bulimiacs all those new recruits!
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Chinatown posted:goddamnit the bathroom plumbing is clogged AGAIN
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Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate the company putting on this picnic for us, but something other than hot dogs would have been a nice change of pace.
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*Standing around the watercooler on break, shooting finger guns at people passing by.* "Sucking hard, or hardly sucking? Am I right? This guy knows what I'm talking about!" *pew* *pew*
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I'm tracking my macros, how much protein does an average load have?
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brb taking my 15 minute cock smoking break
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drat, out of coffee creamer again! What am I supposed to use here?!
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I'm just the janitor
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can you believe the boss bumped his own son up to VP? that kid's never sucked an honest dick in his life!
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I'm sorry sir, please don't slap the dicks out of my mouth. I don't go down to the comedy club and heckle your act.
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Smugworth posted:I'm just the janitor A floor you could eat off of
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Keep hearing rumours that they'll be replacing us all with an AI controlled auto suck 5000. I mean they get the job done real good but it's really missing the human element.
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Smugworth posted:I'm just the janitor THE BATHROOM IS STILL CLOGGED
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Saalkin posted:Keep hearing rumours that they'll be replacing us all with an AI controlled auto suck 5000. I mean they get the job done real good but it's really missing the human element. For real. Like can a machine really SWALLOW a big creamy load? What satisfaction does a mechanical dick sucker even get from a job well done?
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