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Time and a half for every inch past 6.
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Jun 28, 2023 06:20
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Learned on my own time how to do this thing with my tongue. Sure as heck ain’t doing it here though, not unless they want to start paying me more
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Jun 28, 2023 06:32
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 Wages aren't keeping up with inflation fetish.How am I supposed to pay for all these extra stomach pumps I'm burning through? I know I can expense them, but finance takes forever to get to the money shot.
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Jun 28, 2023 07:26
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I hate these Masked Mondays, these animal masks always smell heavily of bleach.
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Jun 28, 2023 09:10
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Colonel Cancer posted:Always wear your PPE. Remember One Eye Willie? You better. Real shame what happened to ol’ Willie. Did you know he was just two weeks from retirement?
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Jun 28, 2023 11:04
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Had to bury him in a closed casket, poor ol' Willie
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Jun 28, 2023 15:07
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Hi I’m here about the cork-soaker opening? I’m supposed to talk to Phil? I brought my resume.
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Jun 28, 2023 15:21
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I thought being promoted up to QA would be awesome, but some of you are toothy bastards.
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Jun 28, 2023 15:26
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Help, where's the nearest eye-wash station?
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Jun 28, 2023 15:33
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Just put in my two weeks, I'm tried of sucking all these dicks so I took a job at the Meeting Factory, surely it will be better than this grind. Y'all suckers gonna be jealous of me.
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Jun 28, 2023 15:34
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started using a fleshlight as a mouthguard boomers can lick the boot all they like i hate this loving place
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Jun 28, 2023 15:37
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Alan Smithee posted:started using a fleshlight as a mouthguard Cum on! Take pride in your work!
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Jun 28, 2023 15:48
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I love my job but my coworkers really suck! 
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Jun 28, 2023 15:50
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This job doesn't suck... it blows!
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Jun 28, 2023 16:29
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Today my team got recognition for the amount of work we've been able to accomplish at the all team, we're going to print out our certificate and hang it on our booths. Still no raises yet but maybe next year
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Jun 28, 2023 16:36
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Workin' a double shaft while workin' a double shift
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Jun 28, 2023 16:43
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I have a cousin that works at the Pussy Farm and the hours are long but he's getting paid way more then us! Thinking about applying.
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Jun 28, 2023 16:53
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Saalkin posted:I have a cousin that works at the Pussy Farm and the hours are long but he's getting paid way more then us! Thinking about applying. Just ploughing pussies all day? That sounds terrible.
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Jun 28, 2023 17:06
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<pulls a lever> <the lever is actually a dick> "Uh-gwoaaaaaya!!"
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Jun 28, 2023 17:06
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Saalkin posted:I have a cousin that works at the Pussy Farm and the hours are long but he's getting paid way more then us! Thinking about applying. I heard it’s hard to get in there
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Jun 28, 2023 17:11
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Sorry if this is the wrong place to ask, but can anyone guide me on how to get into this field? I dad was a member of the Local 49 Cumboilers union, and I've always wanted to follow in his footsteps. Is there any reading that is recommended?
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Jun 28, 2023 17:38
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I have an interview at the clitoris warehouse but I can't find it.
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Jun 28, 2023 17:39
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Ain't no such thing as a clitoris warehouse, what's wrong with you? What you're looking for is the prostate repository
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Jun 28, 2023 17:56
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You just have to try the cafeteria chef's bechamel.
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Jun 28, 2023 17:59
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i got a customer here requesting a left hander. any takers?
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Jun 28, 2023 19:05
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whats going on up on the third floor? thats like the sixth eye thats been lost this week and wednesday aint even over!
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Jun 28, 2023 19:15
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Jun 28, 2023 19:27
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Everyone go home. We're outsourcing the factory to Thailand
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Jun 28, 2023 19:27
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Hey guys ready for another day’s work? *is wearing poorly applied makeup covering up numerous open mouth sores*
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Jun 28, 2023 19:27
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Tells the same joke for the 69th time about "cumming into work"
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Jun 28, 2023 19:30
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The boss has really been on my rear end lately
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Jun 28, 2023 19:36
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I’ve completed the written part of the application form, now I’m off to the oral exam.
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Jun 28, 2023 20:10
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Toxic Mental posted:The boss has really been on my rear end lately god he's such a dick
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Jun 28, 2023 20:19
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You fuckin cocksuckers remember former nascar driver dick trickle? I sucked his dick the other day and lemme tell ya, it ain't a trickle if you catch my drift.
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Jun 28, 2023 23:36
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wesleywillis posted:You fuckin cocksuckers remember former nascar driver dick trickle? im dickle trick!!! hahah
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Jun 29, 2023 00:04
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welp, just had a blow out the whole line is shutdown
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Jun 29, 2023 00:05
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I spend all day working my mouth off and I come home tired and wanting to rest. I came in and my bitch wife making me suck dick for her family.
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Jun 29, 2023 00:28
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proud member of the local 69 union
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Our Scorecard application, which keeps track of CPIs, indicates you're falling behind the others. Please suck more.
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