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I've been number one in total semen swallowed for 6 months. I think I deserve that promotion to Principal Dick Sucker.
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Heard there's an employee discount?
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Jun 29, 2023 02:07
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Management is such a pain in the rear end. They don’t even remember what it’s like to actually suck a dick anymore.
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Jun 29, 2023 02:12
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loving chud boss giving the "handjobs not handouts" line again
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Jun 29, 2023 02:30
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Alright folks, enough standing around. You got time to lean, you got time to suck another dick.
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Jun 29, 2023 02:40
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gently caress. I just got put on a PeeIPee. I hope I don't get fired
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Jun 29, 2023 03:51
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ITT we are cocking in at the dick sucking factory
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Jun 29, 2023 03:55
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Was put on a PIP, had to watch a video of Nancy Reagan showing how to get the job done
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Jun 29, 2023 04:00
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I'm just glad AI will never replace me. My grandfather was a dick sucker, his father before him. Cum runs in these veins
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Jun 29, 2023 04:35
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You guys think that new app based contractors service is threatening the factory? The pay right now seems good but they'd definitely pull an Uber once they cormer the market.
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Jun 29, 2023 04:35
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Jun 29, 2023 04:44
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I'm not that worried about apps like SuckR and Mowth taking our jobs. I am more worried about AI. Sure, right now it gets the cum by tearing the suckee to shreds to get to the right fluids, but one day it will learn how to give a blowjob without total dismemberment and then we're hosed!
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Jun 29, 2023 04:46
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who do i gotta talk to to get some overtime heah
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Jun 29, 2023 05:49
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You think a couple of billionaires like Elon and zuck will ever have a suck off
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Jun 29, 2023 06:17
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They didn't get that cash from work, in fact I heard they lobbied to patent dick sucking itself Slurping off the workers' labor, never an honest day in their lives
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Jun 29, 2023 06:45
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Alan Smithee posted:You think a couple of billionaires like Elon and zuck will ever have a suck off *Handing out stickers reading "ZUCK WON'T SUCK  "*"Don't be fooled by his Ken doll good looks!"
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Jun 29, 2023 07:49
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i had that dream about work again
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Jun 29, 2023 07:52
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The one where you keep sucking but no jizz ever cums out?
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Jun 29, 2023 08:33
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The one where you show up in a ridiculously layered diving/biohazard suit that will take 45 minutes to remove before you can begin?
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Jun 29, 2023 08:46
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Yeah you guys gotta try some of this ghost pepper salsa they're selling now, it's loving delicious. Yeah I know I'm sweating like a pig, I keep drinking water but my mouth still burns. Oh well, break's over, back to work
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Jun 29, 2023 08:54
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The annual Factory Boat Race is planned for next Saturday. In keeping with tradition, the boss's wife will kiss the cox of the winning team.
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Jun 29, 2023 08:56
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How can they think the dental plan is a perk that can get such yearly cuts? Our dental is as vital as vision is to a MLB team's batting lineup.
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Jun 29, 2023 09:01
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That one dream where your sucking but it’s always in slow motion and you’re not able to keep up with the erecting cocks coming down the line and they just keep piling up
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Jun 29, 2023 09:04
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if anything they want our teeth to fall out
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Jun 29, 2023 09:05
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My cousin works down at the train yard. Says it’s good, honest labor being part of the man train every day. They even rotate everybody’s spot so that way nobody has to be stuck as the caboose all the time
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Story of my life...
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Jun 29, 2023 12:26
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What are folks' thoughts on which 401k plan is best?
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Jun 29, 2023 13:06
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I'll tell you what man I've had it up to here with the loving dental dams and knee pads and poo poo, my dad did this for 40 years and it didn't hurt him none
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Jun 29, 2023 13:06
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I've been anxious recently about AI taking our jobs. Sigh. Maybe it really is time to learn to code
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Jun 29, 2023 13:12
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Coding work is tempting my friend but consider this: it's just not feasible to code while sucking dick, you'll have to compromise.
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Jun 29, 2023 13:24
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Smugworth posted:What are folks' thoughts on which 401k plan is best? Personally I went with the 401D
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Jun 29, 2023 13:25
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learn 2 chode
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Come to think of it I don't think anyone ever attempted to construct a strictly gay computer language, so that's a possible project for any lurking code monkeys reading this thread.
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Jun 29, 2023 14:03
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Pretty sure there is a jerkcity strip about this
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By popular demand posted:Come to think of it I don't think anyone ever attempted to construct a strictly gay computer language, so that's a possible project for any lurking code monkeys reading this thread. The factory computers all run on Dick and PenisScript.
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I. M. Gei posted:cumami see this is the kind of talent we need down at the Dick Suckers Comic Club - so far all my material is about cumin and the work load
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alright whos the wiseguy that filled the coffee creamer pump dispenser in the break room with cum?>
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It’s always been cum but the office manager screwed up and got Original instead of the usual French Vanilla
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:It’s always been cum but the office manager screwed up and got Original instead of the usual French Vanilla is this the same dude who buys the cheapest, thinnest possible copy paper? it just all sticks together around here!!!
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