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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




like to start work every morning with a black americano

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Corporate wants to talk to you about that, no freebies on company time.

KIEFGIVER
Jun 16, 2023

by vyelkin
Today is "bring your daughter to work day" at my plant

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

KIEFGIVER posted:

Today is "bring your daughter to work day" at my plant

Really awkward when Ted brought in his daughter and she didn't even have a dick

KIEFGIVER
Jun 16, 2023

by vyelkin
That kids got some great DSL's - my boss

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




getting real sick and tired of this in-cum inequality

seems like the top 1% here are ingesting 90% of the cum

share the load much?

Mr_Companie
Jul 4, 2003

ARE YOU INTERESTED IN AN EXCITING BUISNESS OPPROTUNITY?
Neal? what the hell are you doin here!? Still drivin that dodge ram?

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
I bought a mustang no money down at only 20% interest. Gotta show off my dick sucking money

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Alright folks, enough standing around. You got time to lean, you got time to git dat CREAM.
FTFY

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Oh no! Look, guys, I've got a really important date in about 20minutes but I've just realized there's a bunch of cum in my hair from work.

nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags

Grey Cat posted:

Oh no! Look, guys, I've got a really important date in about 20minutes but I've just realized there's a bunch of cum in my hair from work.
Uhhh, oh this? It's actually bradford pear tree scented conditioner

KIEFGIVER
Jun 16, 2023

by vyelkin
Anyone else's mangers starting to push for bukkakes? It's still voluntary here, but I always get snide looks if I don't sign up. If I'm gonna be doing the job of 3 others, I better make more than time and a half

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

By popular demand posted:

*Handing out stickers reading "ZUCK WON'T SUCK:mad:"*
"Don't be fooled by his Ken doll good looks!"

i heard he does BJj though

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Anyone working the 4th? OT pay is great but man, we get slammed after the hot dog eating contest airs on ESPN.

Luxrage
Jan 2, 2017

I have no idea what I'm doing!

♪ You suck 16 dicks, what do you get?
'nother set-a chapped lips and deeper in debt
St. Peter, don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the dick suckin' store ♫

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Luxrage posted:

I owe my hole to the dick suckin' store ♫

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