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Gaylor Moon

Gender? I hardly know'er
just swing em back and forth?? and look like a fool?!

does anyone have recommendations as to what to do with my arms as I walk briskly down the hall so I can look bad rear end?

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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
stick both thumbs in your mouth

Saoshyant

:hmmorks: :orks:


A rather wise man once told me you're supposed to:

Swing your arms from side to side
Come on, it's time to go!

Take one step, and then again

Come on now, just like that!



awesome spring sig by RavenousScoot

deep dish peat moss

When I was a kid I read a lot of books on body language and they told me put your hands in your pockets with the thumb sticking out of the pocket to seem cool, calm, and casual

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae
I saw an FBI body language instructor say that thumb/pocket location is relational to penis placement. Thumbs out, penis out.

I think of that now when I stick my hands in my pockets.

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig! :)

Prof. Crocodile

if you're worried about seeming awkward because you don't know what to do with your arms, the best thing is to hide them in plain sight. if you swing them wildly to and fro people will actually be less likely to notice them.

WithoutTheFezOn
Oh no
Hambone.

deep dish peat moss

Prof. Crocodile posted:

if you're worried about seeming awkward because you don't know what to do with your arms, the best thing is to hide them in plain sight. if you swing them wildly to and fro people will actually be less likely to notice them.

You can also consider getting camouflage tattoos on them

frump truck

hello... again!

you are supposed to take them off

big black turnout



in his sleevies, op


big black turnout



Also you use your arms to hold your cell phone up to your face to block any accidentally eye contact with other people


deep dish peat moss

You can wear a backpack and always hold it by the straps

big black turnout



Same thing but with suspenders (bracers for the queen lovers)

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
left arm is a shotgun. right arm pulls the flesh trigger. no mercy





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

google THIS

I recommend "The Stan"

Billa

The Emperor protects.
You just need to watch Steven seagal:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLKoXlRCpzg

Prof. Crocodile

google THIS posted:

I recommend "The Stan"



this guy gets it

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Put them on your hips so you looks like a serious elementary school gym teacher


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

Put them on your hips so you looks like a serious elementary school gym teacher

Ideally also get a visor, whistle on a lanyard, and maybe a clipboard. Holding the clipboard is something else you can do with your hands


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Draw eyes on your palms and do the Pan's Labyrinth thing.

Billa

The Emperor protects.

Buttchocks posted:

Draw eyes on your palms and do the Pan's Labyrinth thing.

No, I like my hat, thanks.

Snuff Melange

______________

...some men,
you just can't reach.
______________

I struggle with this a lot, OP, and what I've landed on after years of awkwardness is to rotate between clearing my throat with a raised fist, pulling up my pants a bit, shuffling around in my pockets as if I'm looking for something important, and brushing my hair or scratching my chin.

(Disclaimer: If this rotation is used on too long of a walk in sight of one person or group, it will begin to look weird. Works best in short walks).

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

windmills



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


helicopters


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


oh poo poo you said arms *zips up*


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Escape From Noise

Just give 'em that Christian side hug, op.



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

oh poo poo you said arms *zips up*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGNiXGX2nLU



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

Ass-penny

roll and smoke cigarettes when you are walking down the hall imo


thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

Stoner Sloth

lucky yobber accidentally figures out the actual true answer to this question and ends up being recruited by the star league to defend the frontier against xur and the ko-dan armada

cruft

I do this:

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Saoshyant

:hmmorks: :orks:


Pics or it didn't happen :colbert:



awesome spring sig by RavenousScoot

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cruft

Saoshyant posted:

Pics or it didn't happen :colbert:

what are you talking about, I just posted pics of me walking my dog alamy.

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