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Snuff Melange

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...some men,
you just can't reach.
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I struggle with this a lot, OP, and what I've landed on after years of awkwardness is to rotate between clearing my throat with a raised fist, pulling up my pants a bit, shuffling around in my pockets as if I'm looking for something important, and brushing my hair or scratching my chin.

(Disclaimer: If this rotation is used on too long of a walk in sight of one person or group, it will begin to look weird. Works best in short walks).

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