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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

rotor posted:

corn tab

:hmmyes:

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akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

a startup that’s all about shutting down

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
openAI board already did that one

Buck Turgidson
Feb 6, 2011

𓀬𓀠𓀟𓀡𓀢𓀣𓀤𓀥𓀞𓀬
Computer that moans when you plug stuff into it

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Buck Turgidson posted:

Computer that moans when you plug stuff into it

They do that’s what the usb sound is

N.Z.'s Champion
Jun 8, 2003

Yam Slacker
a new operating system written entirely from scratch by mums for mums

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

post hole digger posted:

sex, but it’s with another man instead of a woman.

quiggy posted:

i think they've changed the policy but yeah, hilariously they led to a cottage industry of guys trying to be excused from military service by hiring other guys to top them, recording it, and sending it in

the market has spoken

Perplx
Jun 26, 2004


Best viewed on Orgasma Plasma
Lipstick Apathy
a new kind of computer for a new kind of internet

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

edit: wrong thread somehow

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

N.Z.'s Champion posted:

a new operating system written entirely from scratch by mums for mums

this is genius



imagine computers and phones that didn’t presume rocket surgery levels of brain juice

HamAdams
Jun 29, 2018

yospos
a browser extension that tells you if you’re posting in the wrong thread, but the company employs 15k software engineers and writes blog posts every 6 months about how they’ve completely rewritten their entire stack in whatever new language/framework is trending

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

brain damage as a service

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

post hole digger posted:

brain damage as a service

it’s already free to read your posts tho

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

echinopsis posted:

it’s already free to read your posts tho

not for you. pay up chump

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
ok but only a one time fee, none of this subscription only bullshit

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

post hole digger posted:

brain damage as a service

facebook already exists

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
recruiting agencies that help AIs find rewarding new careers

HamAdams
Jun 29, 2018

yospos
meta ai: it's ai designed for ai to perform tedious repetitive tasks after they've killed off all the humans

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

an ai that replies 'u mad' immediately on any chud post anywhere

outhole surfer
Mar 18, 2003

git apologist posted:

an ai that replies 'u mad' immediately on any chud post anywhere

u mad

Perplx
Jun 26, 2004


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Lipstick Apathy
* rips bong*
what if we crowdsourced transatlantic fiber

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


starlink for food so you can get hotdogs from the gods

outhole surfer
Mar 18, 2003

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

starlink for food so you can get hotdogs from the gods

perfectly cooked by reentry

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

fully automated luxury gay space communism

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

git apologist posted:

fully automated luxury gay space communism

lol good luck pitching that on sand hill road

N.Z.'s Champion
Jun 8, 2003

Yam Slacker

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

starlink for food so you can get hotdogs from the gods

'rods from god' but glizzys

i would like to start my subscription

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

N.Z.'s Champion posted:

'rods from god' but glizzys

hell yes


HELL yes

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

git apologist posted:

fully automated luxury gay space communism

I'd settle for a 36 hour work week and a safety net

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Silver Alicorn posted:

I'd settle for a 36 hour work week and a safety net

good news on half of that at least

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

napping, but in the gig economy

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


micro rentals for underwear

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Uber for shoes

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
shoeber

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
subscription phone cases

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
actual genius idea

subscription sex lube

the good stuff. silicon oil stuff. get a text every 3 weeks or whatever interval “need a drop? reply yes” and ignore it or say yes and they drop some sex lube at your place

hate running out

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

echinopsis posted:

actual genius idea

subscription sex lube

the good stuff. silicon oil stuff. get a text every 3 weeks or whatever interval “need a drop? reply yes” and ignore it or say yes and they drop some sex lube at your place

hate running out

mate...

HamAdams
Jun 29, 2018

yospos
spotify for pets

Neslepaks
Sep 3, 2003

ads on pets

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

yeah that’s the point

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N.Z.'s Champion
Jun 8, 2003

Yam Slacker
tracker/airtag upsell service for online retail during checkout that promises to have products delivered with the tags already attached and assigned to you. so it's basically a package forwarding service that adds tags and forwards the package. their advertising has A LOT of porch pirate reenactments

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