[Pictures] hello my urine angels

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Buck Wildman: Mar 30, 2010; I am Metango, Galactic Governor

The337th posted:

# ? Mar 28, 2024 01:55

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 23:40

stringless: Dec 28, 2005; keyboard ⌨️ cowboy

Bald Stalin posted:

That must be so much more incredibly dangerous my god

Well, yeah, it's a two-ton V12 with 690 horsepower that'll do a quarter mile in 10.7 seconds and can supposedly do 200 mph

# ? Mar 28, 2024 01:56

The Demilich: Apr 9, 2020; The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.

FFT posted:

Well, yeah, it's a V12 with 690 horsepower

Cool can't wait to drive the legal speed limit in it 99.9% of the time.

# ? Mar 28, 2024 01:57

tokin opposition: Apr 8, 2021; The dialectical struggle of history has always, essentially, been a question of how to apply justice to matter. Take away matter and what remains is justice.

who cares what it looks like, it's a car. destroy it and melt the metal down for building trains

# ? Mar 28, 2024 02:06

stringless: Dec 28, 2005; keyboard ⌨️ cowboy

it does look pretty nice tbh

# ? Mar 28, 2024 02:14

Centrist Dad: Nov 13, 2007; When I see your posting; College Slice

Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:

OK class, now don't forget, when you're out there on the road I want one hand at 12 and the other hand at about 12:15 futzing around with the display. And if that one hand isn't at 12 then you'd better have at 6! And remember, you have about 30 degrees to turn the wheel, so don't get on any fancy curved roads.

# ? Mar 28, 2024 02:24

RandomBlue: Dec 30, 2012; hay guys!; Biscuit Hider

FFT posted:

it does look pretty nice tbh

that's just a hyundai tiburon

# ? Mar 28, 2024 02:29

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

FFT posted:

it does look pretty nice tbh

does it come in automatic

# ? Mar 28, 2024 02:37

the milk machine: Jul 23, 2002; lick my keys

these days it would be more unusual if a manual were an option

# ? Mar 28, 2024 02:55

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

# ? Mar 28, 2024 02:59

Bald Stalin: Jul 11, 2004; Our posts

tokin opposition posted:

who cares what it looks like, it's a car. destroy it and melt the metal down for building trains

This but the interior of the trains must crush my ribcage

# ? Mar 28, 2024 03:02

The Oldest Man: Jul 28, 2003

The Demilich posted:

Cool can't wait to drive the legal speed limit in it 99.9% of the time.

cant wait to store it forever in my tax deductible "automobile museum"

# ? Mar 28, 2024 03:19

Sherbert Hoover: Dec 12, 2019; Working hard, thank you!

Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:

looks like an iMac and a PT cruiser had a baby

# ? Mar 28, 2024 03:23

stringless: Dec 28, 2005; keyboard ⌨️ cowboy

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

does it come in automatic

An 8-speed automatic! only.

pretty sure that's what the dial in the center is for, because that's just what they do now

# ? Mar 28, 2024 03:45

i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

FFT posted:

Well, yeah, it's a two-ton V12 with 690 horsepower that'll do a quarter mile in 10.7 seconds and can supposedly do 200 mph

my first car was $1800 and i got it up to 145 which is faster than any human should be driving so i don't see the draw

# ? Mar 28, 2024 03:45

stringless: Dec 28, 2005; keyboard ⌨️ cowboy

i say swears online posted:

my first car was $1800 and i got it up to 145 which is faster than any human should be driving so i don't see the draw

it's not about what you can do, it's about what you could do. y'know, the implication

# ? Mar 28, 2024 03:47

Gripweed: Nov 8, 2018; ASK ME ABOUT MY
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FFT posted:

it's not about what you can do, it's about what you could do. y'know, the implication

instantly kill yourself and a couple strangers?

# ? Mar 28, 2024 03:51

tokin opposition: Apr 8, 2021; The dialectical struggle of history has always, essentially, been a question of how to apply justice to matter. Take away matter and what remains is justice.

Gripweed posted:

instantly kill yourself and a couple strangers?

if we can get rid of the second part it becomes good

# ? Mar 28, 2024 03:57

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

# ? Mar 28, 2024 05:03

Danann: Aug 4, 2013

https://twitter.com/RobertMackey/status/1096035769993646080

# ? Mar 28, 2024 05:39

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

Mola Yam posted:

looks like he hasn't even finished building out the restaurant.

i'd maybe give it six months or a year of running a thriving business before i bought a sign to rub my ex's face in bulgogi

it's a new restaurant. six months to a year is as long as it will last.

# ? Mar 28, 2024 05:45

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

# ? Mar 28, 2024 06:05

Mola Yam: Jun 18, 2004; Kali Ma Shakti de!

Commenting on a woman's appearance in a photo can trot into rude territory for several mane reasons. First, it can saddle someone with objectification, reducing their worth to mere looks rather than their capabilities or thoughts. It's a bit much, assuming a level of familiarity that hasn't been bridled by consent. Such remarks can stirrup negative impacts on self-esteem, reinforcing the idea that one's value is hitched to appearance. It's also important to rein in comments that might gallop over cultural sensitivities, as beauty standards can vary widely across pastures. In professional arenas, focusing on looks can unseat a woman's authority, making it harder for her to jump hurdles in her career. So, let's not spur on this behaviour.

# ? Mar 28, 2024 06:29

The Voice of Labor: Apr 8, 2020

Mola Yam posted:

In professional arenas, focusing on looks can unseat a woman's authority, making it harder for her to jump hurdles in her career.

to "stay at the trough" as it were

# ? Mar 28, 2024 06:34

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

the milk machine posted:

these days it would be more unusual if a manual were an option

This is probably the most objectionable thing to me about this car which looks like you are sitting inside Garfield

i say swears online posted:

my first car was $1800 and i got it up to 145 which is faster than any human should be driving so i don't see the draw

This is much safer at 145 and it gets there quicker. Best not to max out a car's capabilities.

# ? Mar 28, 2024 06:42

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Taeke posted:

Huh, that's actually not too far from here. Might be a nice outing with the kids some day.

Build a trebuchet day

# ? Mar 28, 2024 06:43

KORNOLOGY: Aug 9, 2006

BAH!

KORNOLOGY has issued a correction as of 09:07 on Mar 28, 2024

# ? Mar 28, 2024 09:03

Bear Retrieval Unit: Nov 5, 2009; Mudslide Experiment

Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:

unironically loving how the ac outlets and controls make a little guy with glasses and a mustache.

# ? Mar 28, 2024 12:37

busalover: Sep 12, 2020

I think some of the Ferrari interiors are even more gaudy.

# ? Mar 28, 2024 13:00

Animal Friend: Sep 7, 2011

Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

unironically loving how the ac outlets and controls make a little guy with glasses and a mustache.

just don't hit any hedgehogs

# ? Mar 28, 2024 13:12

blatman: May 10, 2009; 14 inc dont mez

i say swears online posted:

my first car was $1800 and i got it up to 145 which is faster than any human should be driving so i don't see the draw

its stupid because u only need to get up to 88 mph to see some serious poo poo

# ? Mar 28, 2024 13:55

FunOne: Aug 20, 2000; I am a slimey vat of concentrated stupidity; Fun Shoe

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

They're talking about a salad

# ? Mar 28, 2024 14:24

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

FFT posted:

it does look pretty nice tbh

snobby 86/brz

# ? Mar 28, 2024 14:29

Gripweed: Nov 8, 2018; ASK ME ABOUT MY
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

they're dating

# ? Mar 28, 2024 14:30

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Gripweed posted:

they're dating

You never talk about salads with your dates?

# ? Mar 28, 2024 14:34

gandlethorpe: Aug 16, 2008

Lord White update

https://twitter.com/SashoTodorov1/status/1773145496246243534

# ? Mar 28, 2024 14:51

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3: Nov 15, 2003

Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:

thank god theres a giant gaudy V12 emblem in case some one wonders why there's no back seat

# ? Mar 28, 2024 14:52

Cerebral Bore: Apr 21, 2010; Fun Shoe

gandlethorpe posted:

Lord White update

https://twitter.com/SashoTodorov1/status/1773145496246243534

and they say kayfabe is dead

# ? Mar 28, 2024 14:54

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

gandlethorpe posted:

Lord White update

https://twitter.com/SashoTodorov1/status/1773145496246243534

Just like the Dawn of Muammar Gadaffi dynasty? Did they also have a Libyan wrestler? Or do they literally mean Gaddafi?

# ? Mar 28, 2024 14:56

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 23:40

Peanut President: Nov 5, 2008; by Athanatos
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Bald Stalin posted:

Why don't they make cool af car interiors like that any more? All this grey and black poo poo is boring

you can just buy an old car

# ? Mar 28, 2024 15:05

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