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Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

Brrrmph posted:

https://x.com/theonion/status/940335432759500814?s=46

lol

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# ? May 7, 2024 05:20

TenementFunster: Feb 20, 2003; The Cooler King

i say swears online posted:

the onion is dog poo poo and I haven't laughed at a headline in a couple years. the next time I see their boring slice of life style articles now on my feed I'm gonna unfollow the page

wrong and stupid

# ? Apr 26, 2024 05:11

mawarannahr: May 21, 2019

The Voice of Labor posted:

the real ethical question is whether to give wikipedia money or not

they are nazis so it depends on if yon would pay Hitler

# ? Apr 26, 2024 05:34

Jay Rust: Sep 27, 2011

I would certainly enjoy reading some good recent onion headlines if anyone has some on file

# ? Apr 26, 2024 05:45

nomad2020: Jan 30, 2007

ehhh, it's worth a chuckle dunno about a whole dollar.

# ? Apr 26, 2024 05:51

i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

Jay Rust posted:

I would certainly enjoy reading some good recent onion headlines if anyone has some on file

check the website rn

# ? Apr 26, 2024 05:54

mawarannahr: May 21, 2019

i say swears online posted:

check the website rn

groundbreaking stuff
Ways Robot Wives Will Solve The Western Dating Crisis

www.theonion.com - Mon, 22 Apr 2024 posted:

The so-called Western dating crisis has condemned countless men to a solitary life in which they cannot experience the joy of having a wife who exists solely to feed and pleasure them. The Onion explores how the terrifying epidemic of male loneliness could finally be solved if someone were to invent and sell robot wives.

Previously lonely automated vacuums will enjoy having a friend of the same species in the house.

Men can choose to program their wives to whatever benchmark they can realistically achieve.

The movie was godawful, but it didn�t seem like dating was the issue.

Finally you will be freed from the burden of forming your own personality.

Small caveat: Customer service AI may tend to sympathize with robot wives.

Every man taken out of circulation is a win for the dating scene.

Robot wives are programmed not to feel pain when their human partner cheats on them with the new washing machine.

About time they had some buy-in.

Well, it solves your dating crisis, anyway.

Just try not to ejaculate when your wife uses her 10,000-PSI robot arm to satisfy you.

Just like Grandpa used to take for granted.

She knows a guy, and that guy is her brother who�s a vending machine.

The resulting improvement in mental health will benefit everyone.

No more begging human wives to spray-paint their skin silver and painfully graft some knobs to their chest.

While those losers are getting busy with their robot wives, there�ll be more ladies on the market for everyone else.

Just scan her QR code to split custody!

# ? Apr 26, 2024 05:57

i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

mawarannahr posted:

groundbreaking stuff
Ways Robot Wives Will Solve The Western Dating Crisis

kinda figured that what i was talking about would be obvious

# ? Apr 26, 2024 05:59

mawarannahr: May 21, 2019

i say swears online posted:

kinda figured that what i was talking about would be obvious

i use an ad blocker

# ? Apr 26, 2024 06:01

studio mujahideen: May 3, 2005

they should hire back everyone who made Sex House

# ? Apr 26, 2024 07:29

fischtick: Jul 9, 2001; CORGO, THE DESTROYER; Fun Shoe

studio mujahideen posted:

they should hire back everyone who made Sex House

I had convinced myself that Sex House was just a fever dream I had.

# ? Apr 26, 2024 07:54

studio mujahideen: May 3, 2005

sex house and porkin across america are part of the onions peak production

# ? Apr 26, 2024 09:22

Cerebral Bore: Apr 21, 2010; Fun Shoe

One More Fat Nerd posted:

https://x.com/theliamnissan/status/1783166923871568286

Why is he bleeding? I mean, I'm happy he is bleeding, I'm just confused.

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Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell�s heart I stab at thee; for hate�s sake I spit my last breath at thee. Sink all coffins and all hearses to one common pool! and since neither can be mine, let me then tow to pieces, while still chasing thee, though tied to thee, thou damned whale! Thus, I give up the spear!

# ? Apr 26, 2024 11:41

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

studio mujahideen posted:

sex house and porkin across america are part of the onions peak production

Lake Dredge Appraisal

# ? Apr 26, 2024 13:38

One More Fat Nerd: Apr 13, 2007; Mama’s Lil’ Louie; Nap Ghost

Tsitsikovas posted:

'07-'11 onion youtube was the peak of their whole operation. Been running on fumes, legacy since.

Once in a long while the fumes hit though.

There was some really good stuff in '12 related to the election but the onion news network "Obama Visits Dennys" video in 09 is pretty much peak to me.

https://youtu.be/_yiQXPOO1Yo?si=RjjToS9lvZ42KrPZ

Also clickhole stuff often makes me giggle because its so bizarre.

# ? Apr 26, 2024 14:15

Syncopated: Oct 21, 2010

https://twitter.com/CAComixPod/status/1783567274022171101

# ? Apr 26, 2024 14:18

double nine: Aug 8, 2013

One More Fat Nerd posted:

https://x.com/theliamnissan/status/1783166923871568286

Why is he bleeding? I mean, I'm happy he is bleeding, I'm just confused.

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don't doxx me

# ? Apr 26, 2024 14:23

Bald Stalin: Jul 11, 2004; Our posts

One More Fat Nerd posted:

https://x.com/theliamnissan/status/1783166923871568286

Why is he bleeding? I mean, I'm happy he is bleeding, I'm just confused.

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Keel heem

# ? Apr 26, 2024 14:25

thotsky: Jun 7, 2005; hot to trot

that's just what peak masculinity looks like

# ? Apr 26, 2024 14:26

LabDrunk40: Jun 17, 2005; "I wonder if there's beer on the sun..."

Mr. Sharps posted:

kelly is still good

I regret to inform you that Kelly (Ward Sutton) is just another one of these guys

https://x.com/WardSutton/status/1752016196067622973

# ? Apr 26, 2024 15:15

Jay Rust: Sep 27, 2011

LabDrunk40 posted:

I regret to inform you that Kelly (Ward Sutton) is just another one of these guys

https://x.com/WardSutton/status/1752016196067622973

who cares

# ? Apr 26, 2024 15:17

Pepe Silvia Browne: Jan 1, 2007

Jay Rust posted:

who cares

Yup
Separate art from the artist imo

# ? Apr 26, 2024 15:18

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

LabDrunk40 posted:

I regret to inform you that Kelly (Ward Sutton) is just another one of these guys

https://x.com/WardSutton/status/1752016196067622973

The guy who tells it like it is? The most oppressed minority, indeed.

# ? Apr 26, 2024 15:20

LabDrunk40: Jun 17, 2005; "I wonder if there's beer on the sun..."

Jay Rust posted:

who cares

I stand corrected

# ? Apr 26, 2024 15:25

Cerebral Bore: Apr 21, 2010; Fun Shoe

that ward sutton guy seems like a tool and doesn't even deserve to be mentioned in the same breath as an all-time great like kelly

# ? Apr 26, 2024 15:27

Buck Wildman: Mar 30, 2010; I am Metango, Galactic Governor

# ? Apr 26, 2024 16:03

LabDrunk40: Jun 17, 2005; "I wonder if there's beer on the sun..."

Buck Wildman posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKfupO4ZzPs

# ? Apr 26, 2024 16:14

The Demilich: Apr 9, 2020; The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.

One More Fat Nerd posted:

https://x.com/theliamnissan/status/1783166923871568286

Why is he bleeding? I mean, I'm happy he is bleeding, I'm just confused.

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At the beach - where the hoes at?
Cocky want boing boing

# ? Apr 26, 2024 17:48