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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
the zionist lobby just pulled a massive boner!

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HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Beautiful human Sephardim

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

hell yeah ken bone

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

TenementFunster posted:

it is OVER for your white nationalist colonial project when you’ve lost fat libertarian guys

This, but kinda unironically, lol.

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

I know a dog she can put down.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

And people doubted the Bonester!

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

beautiful human submarines

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

https://twitter.com/ettingermentum/status/1783908094075912398

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

LabDrunk40 posted:

I regret to inform you that Kelly (Ward Sutton) is just another one of these guys

https://x.com/WardSutton/status/1752016196067622973

Kelly is good.
Sutton licks rear end in a top hat.
Simple as.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
I miss the Kelly videos they were amazing

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Could someone explain the Ken boners tweet to me, I really want to understand it…

fermun
Nov 4, 2009

Jay Rust posted:

Could someone explain the Ken boners tweet to me, I really want to understand it…

boot polish is ketchup for bootlickers

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

Jay Rust posted:

Could someone explain the Ken boners tweet to me, I really want to understand it…

https://x.com/kenbone18/status/1783931909577314561

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

One More Fat Nerd posted:

This, but kinda unironically, lol.
it’s like finding an age of consent even they wouldn’t repeal

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/IvanasStairCam/status/1784005733110927510

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

lol playtime is over

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

LabDrunk40 posted:

I regret to inform you that Kelly (Ward Sutton) is just another one of these guys

https://x.com/WardSutton/status/1752016196067622973

Sicko Cornell West

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Hmmm possible cspam poster???

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


:yeshaha:

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Trying to find despicable political opinions that haven't been taken by other candidates is usually a smart move. Why not puppy murder?

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

ASK ME ABOUT MY
UNITED STATES MARINES
FUNKO POPS COLLECTION



Maybe it'll turn out Americans love killing dogs?

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
She's going to be president.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Gripweed posted:

Maybe it'll turn out Americans love killing dogs?

cops are a kind of american

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Gripweed posted:

Maybe it'll turn out Americans love killing dogs?

is that why romney lost? it didn't follow thru?

BrotherJayne
Nov 28, 2019

i say swears online posted:

the onion is dog poo poo and I haven't laughed at a headline in a couple years. the next time I see their boring slice of life style articles now on my feed I'm gonna unfollow the page

The Onion was badly outflanked by reality somewhere around 2016, and never recovered

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


BrotherJayne posted:

The Onion was badly outflanked by reality somewhere around 2016, and never recovered

it really was this. parody became reality

Dr. Jerrold Coe
Feb 6, 2021

Is it me?

Gripweed posted:

Maybe it'll turn out Americans love killing dogs?

americans love having dominion over their children and pets, which are both property

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

BONGHITZ posted:

was bonin

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

duz posted:

is that why romney lost? it didn't follow thru?

Huckabees son hanged a dog at boy scout camp when he was a kid

e *or something like this*

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Holy poo poo her arms

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Gripweed posted:

Maybe it'll turn out Americans love killing dogs?

I’ve been around these forums long enough to know that while it might not unite the country it’ll definitely draw in a passionate base

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Inspector Hound posted:

Holy poo poo her arms

Yeah they’re pretty amazing aren’t they

HashtagGirlboss has issued a correction as of 17:01 on Apr 27, 2024

thalweg
Aug 26, 2019

My fellow Americans, our long national playtime is over

nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags

HashtagGirlboss posted:

Yeah they’re pretty amazing aren’t they
they're from doing honest farm work: manually deboning thousands of golden retrievers

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

nice obelisk idiot posted:

they're from doing honest farm work: manually deboning thousands of golden retrievers

Kristi Noem pardoning a corgi on thanksgiving as a worker behind her shovels chocolate lab puppies onto a murder conveyor belt

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
she's gonna dome that turkey

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3 posted:

she's gonna dome that turkey

Kristi Noem on thanksgiving demonstrating her conservative bona fides by refusing to pardon a turkey

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

And so, because I trust our justice system and because I respect the will of the jury and the people, I have signed Mr gobbles death warrant, and I consign his souls to the hands of god

Thank you

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tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

The dialectical struggle of history has always, essentially, been a question of how to apply justice to matter. Take away matter and what remains is justice.

HashtagGirlboss posted:

Kristi Noem on thanksgiving demonstrating her conservative bona fides by refusing to pardon a turkey

Performativly eating turkey fried by electric chair to own the libs

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