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Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:lol he doesn't pay his employees but buys them doordash? sure time to pull the ppp record lol
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2023 16:28 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 01:15 |
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Gripweed posted:They've actually looked into adding faces to Mt Rushmore before, but they determined that the rockface is too unstable. If they tried to add a face there's a good chance they'd just make the whole thing collapse. Who were they gonna add? FDR?
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2023 15:32 |
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fetterman's undercovers are also dudes in hoodies and gym shorts
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2023 19:19 |
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Cheen posted:you're talking about the Fetterales
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2023 19:38 |
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lollin at the view counts decreasing by two orders of magnitude
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2023 20:03 |
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ArmedZombie posted:bill is the funniest president hands down. too bad about all the sexual assault and international bombing campaigns though. One of those campaigns was from Hillary's first words for him after the cheating came out.
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2023 00:15 |
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Hatebag posted:eh, according to this: it was this: https://x.com/nickmmark/status/1708548368241484251
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2023 17:41 |
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I can't imagine a near-immortal alien being subjected to the psychic assault of puberty
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# ¿ Dec 27, 2023 04:23 |
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:i should've known that disabled meant fat not googling this, but I choose to believe the title is a reference to having too many partners lol
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# ¿ Dec 29, 2023 06:32 |
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super sweet best pal posted:Whenever I see an "Age of consent needs to be raised to 25" person I assume they're either a crank or a nonce whose age is somewhere between 18 and 25. they're probably just using hyperbole on the internet
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# ¿ Dec 29, 2023 22:30 |
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i say swears online posted:holy poo poo January 3rd and we already got a banger
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2024 06:47 |
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One More Fat Nerd posted:
Titanic lol
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2024 22:00 |
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Chewbecca posted:Is American water undrinkable? Why do people always use bottled water in their Stanleys. It's so much plastic wastage lol that's it's costco water too. it's literally the same source as her tap water
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2024 00:17 |
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the milk machine posted:based on my research consisting of watching a lot of spy movies and shows, the job is like 95% banging people Ian Fleming's job as a spy was to seduce senators' wives
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2024 16:00 |
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rodbeard posted:You're thinking of Roald Dahl they were on the same team
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2024 17:53 |
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Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:gently caress anish kapoor but also lol the first art that dude has ever made
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2024 00:36 |
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this is way better than the 70g of candy flavored sucralose tbh
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2024 18:56 |
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BonHair posted:We have the same with Carhartt over here. Reliable working clothes for people who use power tools in their work instead of PowerPoint. Now appropriated by hipsters, leading to the company having two lines that are hard to distinguish if you don't really care, one that's good for working and one that just pretends to be. this poo poo is very funny in Brooklyn, where my anti-fashion fabricator friends are now suddenly on trend
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2024 22:21 |
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Eat This Glob posted:if youre jewish and get a kosher meal, yeah probably. according to wikipedia the airline kosher meal costs twice as much to produce, so hopefully that translates into better quality food my wife tried this trick and got an unseasoned chicken breast with a couple boiled carrots
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2024 16:38 |
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Ken bone was a fuckin liar. Hillary could've told him to his face that his job filling his town with toxic coal dust fumes was valuable, important, and guaranteed by democrats in perpetuity and that she personally would give him a harem of beautiful human submarines and he still would've voted for trump. dude wanted his fifteen minutes and that monkey's paw curled predictably and fantastically
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# ¿ Feb 29, 2024 00:51 |
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Weka posted:Who is the auth right guy? joe the plumber
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# ¿ Feb 29, 2024 10:45 |
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joe the plumber died from blocked pipes
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# ¿ Feb 29, 2024 20:44 |
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shackleford posted:i guess with 37 data points there ought to be enough measurements to see if nut time is normally distributed fluffer #2 ruins all those data sadly theflyingexecutive has issued a correction as of 00:40 on Mar 2, 2024 |
# ¿ Mar 2, 2024 00:24 |
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Dr. Killjoy posted:imagine you decide to do something really sweet for someone seems like she laughed about it and gave him a keepsake? all the judgement in here implies not a lot of sex party invitations going around tbh
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2024 00:45 |
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One More Fat Nerd posted:https://x.com/sadarlo1/status/1780253598644941208 and doing them wrong too! if your retrospectives are eight hours long, you're losing two person-months of sucking and loving per quarter and those are numbers that are really going to burn you in the market
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2024 21:15 |
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BonHair posted:Wasps would be funnier, both for the pun and because they're more aggressive. that's the point the article makes, yeah
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# ¿ May 1, 2024 20:24 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 01:15 |
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stringless posted:Most of Canada isn't really habitable, but it's about 3.8 million square miles just like the USA and makes 4.6 million square miles when combined with Mexico yeah that statement is at least three pinocchios
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# ¿ May 2, 2024 01:53 |