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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
he was either committing suicide by cop or he was just really, really stupid. i respect his game if it's the former. it's almost certainly the latter, though.

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
yeah, you can never trust friends and family.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
wow, he found a way to look even more unsettling

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
that phrase will live in my head for the rest of my life

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
yes. next question!

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
gee, i sure hope he can afford the treatment. it's a somber reminder of how we need health care reform. now, excuse me while i go eat some paste.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
listen here bud,

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i don't think anyone wants his scans, specifically

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
don't forget the beloved american hot pockets, which are technically food.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
pop team epic already did it. the manga did it better than the anime, too.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
the white house is a very busy place with people coming and going at all hours. not every pet is going to be okay with that. however, having a dog provides a boost to approval ratings. the dog's a prop, likely unloved and definitely surrounded by uncaring strangers. i have infinitely more sympathy for it than i do for joe biden's security force.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
the dogs stay at the white house, correct? or does biden bring them to his actual home/hospice care suite?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i don't really get why they are so proud of being mildly annoying to internet strangers.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
fat and dead, yes.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
not even a culture ai could make my posts good.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

tokin opposition posted:

How many of those Olds also own their own boutique small business and how many are getting minimum wage at wallmart?

based on mainstream media interviews, 100% are small business owners.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Gripweed posted:

In that reality Biden is still just Biden. He’s the only regular guy.

so is the fantasy to be biden, who fucks all the dogs, or to be one of the many dogs biden fucks?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
well, that sure is a sentence.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i really want to know what they are fundraising for.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
and that guy said all of america's heroes were fictional

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
huh, a tweet containing the words kpop and outrage that is actually pretty reasonable. we live in strange times.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
that dude probably isn't a lawyer at all. he just has very strong feelings about being persecuted for jacking off in a public restroom.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
biden's barely alive due to an incredible mix of cutting edge pharmaceuticals. smoking weed would break that delicate balance and probably kill him.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i loving hate biden and want him to die in agony but i'd prefer he isn't in office at the time. sure, that's the only way we'd ever get the hilarious outcome of president harris. but i also don't want good things to happen to democrats! it doesn't matter how vile biden is, his carcass would still produce sympathy votes for the dems. instead, i want them to drag his withered, questionably alive rear end through a humiliating election loss. i want him to suffer in pain, fatigue, confusion, anger and frustration. then that bitch can die.

unfortunately, the universe doesn't do what i tell it to. it's very rude.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
lmao that cuck is canadian

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
posting in lf is not exactly the brag you seem to think it is.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
:same:

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
took me a second but that's a good one

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i don't think obama has hobbies. stroking his ego takes up all of his time.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
no one considers finland to be happy.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
say you're a libertarian without saying you're a libertarian or mentioning age of consent laws

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
my alcoholic brother does most of his drinking on the toilet

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
if you can't master making a grilled cheese then cooking just isn't for you.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
a random goon attempting brain surgery on fetterman would fix him, yes. but i'm sure he'll fix himself sooner or later, anyway.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
hate when that happens

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
my last name is a common english noun and verb which every stupid person who thinks they are clever i've ever met has felt the need to comment on.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
but if we are all butt dust and butt dust is the product of joe biden, that means we are his progeny. uh oh.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Buck Wildman posted:

that's a lot of steps to not think twice on

she's a professional columnist. even thinking once is too high a standard.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
that guy's undoubtedly a nazi but i still can't help but feel pity for him. that goatee is just too sad.

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
the gayest thing in the world is having sex with a woman

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