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Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

chapter 1: the monster of showa

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Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

drat, they finally did it. they discovered the most italian man of them all

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

dude kinda looks like the twin brother of cornel west who was corrupted by the power of yakub

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
semper flab

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
if journalists knew how to do poo poo properly they would have real jobs

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
the most american lawsuit possible

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
oooh, lookat mr momeybags here, we didn't even have a wall to spit at when i grew up, we had to eke out a miserable existence in a hole in the ground that was regularly flooded with contaminated water from a nearby poison bog and now i have eight nobel prizes, three world powerlifting records and a harem of supermodels

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

ok at this point i have to protest, what the gently caress did that poor salmon do to deserve this?

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

im not sure if i would call it "surviving" when you're clearly miles away from the twin towers


please don't doxx ff

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

oscarthewilde posted:

he could've done better

are we talking about this dude or obama?

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

:rip: to a true hero, some next level taking one for the team right here

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
whats spider-man supposed to do in this situation exactly? as far as i know his superpowers don't let him extinguish burning buildings

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
i'm willing to take on the task of oppressing the gently caress out of the people of new york for a mere 5 billion smackers

of course i would have to do some innovative creative destruction in the police department but that's the price of progress

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

Paladinus posted:

Are you seriously going to continue to discuss an obvious parody account like it's real?

you must be new here

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
undo your gay with rfk

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

to be fair, if those are history books used in your typical us school then not much of value has been lost

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

Paladinus posted:

The dog wants a treat and mashes buttons, lol.

sounds like the dog would have a bright future in the techbro industry

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

that's one bad thumbnail

i dunno, it's so viscerally repulsive that it killed any potential interest i might have had in reading the article on its own, and as such it could be argued that it serves to protect the un-brainwormed from infection

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

Dr. Killjoy posted:

girldick mouthfeel

that's a p decent username, actually

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

Paladinus posted:

So many things could have gone wrong. You have to applaud the professionalism on display.

i feel like everyone in japan knows better than to get in the way of minoru suzuki

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

i say swears online posted:

gunther, the people cry out for leadership

smh @ people committing blatant gimmick infringement against gunther

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
yea, it's not like that poo poo they make in america can be called bread in good conscience

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

change my name posted:

DM me if you know how to land the tomboy

as i hear it you need to buck up

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
cum is stored in the meat

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

i dont think this would be the most pressing concern if drakengard suddenly became real

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
not the guacamole bowl

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
macho cat heathcliff savage

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

so that's how they finally got kissinger

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

Weka posted:

lol that Sanders supporters are considered equal to these other groups.

agreed, it's extremely slanderous to equate the virgin bernie bro with the chad hamas supporter

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

ClassActionFursuit posted:

I unironically believe and for the most part will defend just about half of these

same, and i'm willing to start believing a few more just to get a bingo

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

jewaboo

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

Mr. Lobe posted:

Funny thing though, I was very happy when I was in Finland

BonHair posted:

Finland consistently comes in top of the happiness ratings. I don't remember the suicide rate, but I assume it's high and related.

being in finland does make you happy, but only because you know that one day you'll get away from here, either through regular travel or shuffling off this mortal coil

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

nate coprolite

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

looks like a goddamn wwe graphic

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

from man's lips to god's dilz

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

i thought the golden oozaru was non-canon

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
i'ma gonna need a new scroll wheel for my mouse after that

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
butt dust sounds like a very uncomfortable gastrointestinal condition

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
if u think about it all men spend their entire lives in contact with a male body, possibly even one with a dilz attached

hence we arrive at the conclusion that being a dude is inherently gay

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Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
captain goblin is op, plz nerf

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