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Consolidated Ed
Mar 4, 2005
Lineman for Justice

Hatebag posted:

get hosed, whales! and a bunch of other animals as well! and the ocean's capacity to redistribute heat!

sounds like a bunch of nerd bullshit to me, a real american with very red blood

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Consolidated Ed
Mar 4, 2005
Lineman for Justice

that fat dude owns so much, just chompin on cigars and punchin chuds

Consolidated Ed
Mar 4, 2005
Lineman for Justice

One More Fat Nerd posted:

The last I heard about Shmorky, they were in a mutually violent relationship with a meth nazi dominatrix, which seems like a "might actually die" sorta situation.

i dont know who this person is but i would like to know more because it sounds very american

Consolidated Ed
Mar 4, 2005
Lineman for Justice

One More Fat Nerd posted:

Friend of Lowtax's

i think ive detected the problem

Consolidated Ed
Mar 4, 2005
Lineman for Justice

stalin, middle class technical specialists, etc

Consolidated Ed
Mar 4, 2005
Lineman for Justice

Buck Wildman posted:

STOCK KING STOCK KING STOCK KING they cry, stomping their feet in rhythm as my palanquin is borne up the steps to the switch altar. I casually toss a rose without looking. a 56 year old broker catches it in his teeth and swoons as his colleagues tear him apart trying to steal it

this is a really good post

Consolidated Ed
Mar 4, 2005
Lineman for Justice

Buck Wildman posted:

a hush falls over the crowd as I raise my fist before smashing it down on the switch. my cape billows in the gust of the collective roar of the crowd, the holy symbols of the bear and bull displayed magnificently in threads of jade and gold. Myron Williams, a 64 year old cpa who hasn't had an erection in over 20 years, orgasms repeatedly as my honor guard opens fire

again, excellence in posting

Consolidated Ed
Mar 4, 2005
Lineman for Justice
ughhh shut the gently caress up drinking beer out of glasses like a bunch of german friars

if its not in a can you dont work for a living sorry

Consolidated Ed
Mar 4, 2005
Lineman for Justice

shackleford posted:

lol that this lady spent so much time on reddit that she had a million karma and modded multiple front page subreddits, and still had time to go to every gala on the planet

how the gently caress did i forget that jizzlane was a mod

Consolidated Ed
Mar 4, 2005
Lineman for Justice

nice obelisk idiot posted:

i can't believe that i married a man who could blindly accept that chariots were used en masse in the ptolemaic kingdom, instead of forces more typical to the other diadochic states

this is it, this is the one we've been waiting for

NICE USERNAME POST COMBO

Consolidated Ed
Mar 4, 2005
Lineman for Justice

KoRMaK posted:

lol like a Kinsey career climber is going to not show up to the office over the weekend

Consolidated Ed
Mar 4, 2005
Lineman for Justice

Consolidated Ed
Mar 4, 2005
Lineman for Justice

i say swears online posted:

your dad has a bussy le grand

connery bond voice: bussy galore

Consolidated Ed
Mar 4, 2005
Lineman for Justice

Rigged Death Trap posted:

hey look a vibrator for your mom

lollll

Consolidated Ed
Mar 4, 2005
Lineman for Justice

that's so loving cool

Consolidated Ed
Mar 4, 2005
Lineman for Justice

duz posted:

Watson said the name of the company came from one of his favorite poems—Shelley’s "Ozymandias"—which tells the story of an ancient king whose broken statue now sits forgotten in the desert. Some have taken the poem to mean that even mighty kings are eventually forgotten, but Watson said the lesson he takes from it is that you have to dream big.

put every single tech bro in a corrective labor camp right loving now

Consolidated Ed
Mar 4, 2005
Lineman for Justice

america will MAID the homeless and other undesirables before we do anything even resembling this. we charge money for rehab lol failed state

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Consolidated Ed
Mar 4, 2005
Lineman for Justice

One More Fat Nerd posted:

Billy Madison was a visionary

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