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Poohs Packin: Jan 13, 2019

International music ghoul and fashion maven Madonna has a horrible bacterial infection and is currently being integrated into the Golden Throne where she will be fed the souls of 1000s of psykers a day. Presumably this will help us retain control over warp travel.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-66049222

Anyways, watch this space.

# ? Jun 29, 2023 11:10

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# ? May 10, 2024 02:52

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

quote:

American magazine Forbes lists her as the 45th richest self-made woman in the US with an estimated wealth of $580m (�460m) and says she has earned an estimated $1.2bn from tours.

Earlier this year, her older brother Anthony Ciccone died aged 66 after struggling with alcoholism and homelessness.

if I had $580 million I would simply have bought my homeless brother a home

# ? Jun 29, 2023 11:19

Poohs Packin: Jan 13, 2019

Cubone posted:

if I had $580 million I would simply have bought my homeless brother a home

You've got a homeless brother too? Wild.

# ? Jun 29, 2023 11:25

Lusty Grundles: Jun 9, 2023

Cubone posted:

if I had $580 million I would simply have bought my homeless brother a home

All these hangers-on with their basic human needs are annoying.

# ? Jun 29, 2023 11:25

Ape Fist: Feb 23, 2007; Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.

Madonna is the poor man's Kylie Minogue.

# ? Jun 29, 2023 11:29

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Poohs Packin posted:

You've got a homeless brother too? Wild.

everybody is my brother

# ? Jun 29, 2023 11:29

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

Madonna is two years younger than that brother and dying. Maybe homelessness is good

# ? Jun 29, 2023 11:31

Poohs Packin: Jan 13, 2019

Cubone posted:

everybody is my brother

In that case how are your kidneys?

# ? Jun 29, 2023 11:42

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Poohs Packin posted:

In that case how are your kidneys?

full of poison for the time being

# ? Jun 29, 2023 11:47

Lusty Grundles: Jun 9, 2023

Poohs Packin posted:

In that case how are your kidneys?

I think he only has adult knees now.

# ? Jun 29, 2023 11:48

neato burrito: Aug 25, 2002; bitch better have my chex mix

Cause we are living in a bacterial world

And I am a bacterial girl

# ? Jun 29, 2023 11:49

SilvergunSuperman: Aug 7, 2010

Cubone posted:

if I had $580 million I would simply have bought my homeless brother a home

Wait so she's blown 600+ mil?

Fuckin hell, now that's how you party.

# ? Jun 29, 2023 11:50

Lusty Grundles: Jun 9, 2023

On recent evidence, it seems she's blown most of that 600mil on creating a plastic approximation of herself plugged into one of those face aging apps and is currently wearing it as a suit.

# ? Jun 29, 2023 11:53

Poohs Packin: Jan 13, 2019

She probably got sick from getting synthol injections and bathing in yoghurt and yard clippings.

# ? Jun 29, 2023 12:07

OMFG FURRY: Jul 10, 2006; [snarky comment]

on one hand, I hate hearing about celebrities who are clearly experiencing a breakdown of their pattern of cognitive dissonance. on the other, celebrities who take steps to be healthy and happy are boring af

# ? Jun 29, 2023 12:16

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

she needs to make some sort of impassioned plea to a higher power to intervene. Something like a a... i dont know. but she needs one

# ? Jun 29, 2023 12:28

super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

neato burrito posted:

Cause we are living in a bacterial world

And I am a bacterial girl

Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me, I think they're ok
If they can't give me ivermectin, I just walk away

# ? Jun 29, 2023 12:43

laserghost: Feb 12, 2014; ^{trust me, I'm a cat.}

Poohs Packin posted:

She probably got sick from getting synthol injections and bathing in yoghurt and yard clippings.

Those eyebrows :catstare:

# ? Jun 29, 2023 13:34

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Poohs Packin posted:

She probably got sick from getting synthol injections and bathing in yoghurt and yard clippings.

What's terrible about bacterial death... and what's great about it... is that it doesn't care how rich you are.

# ? Jun 29, 2023 15:18

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

bacteria will come for us all, dead or alive. dont hate the player hate the game.

# ? Jun 29, 2023 15:23

Noblesse Obliged: Apr 7, 2012

They noticed something was wrong when she started speaking with a streptococney accent

# ? Jun 29, 2023 15:27

kdrudy: Sep 19, 2009

Finally paying for the time she ordered the death of Weird Al.

# ? Jun 29, 2023 15:31

Chief McHeath: Apr 23, 2002

i seent her tiddies :mrgw:

# ? Jun 29, 2023 15:31

Lusty Grundles: Jun 9, 2023

Daddy daddy if you could only see
Just how good the surgeons treating me

# ? Jun 29, 2023 15:46

PureEvil6_13: Jun 1, 2004; I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL

What STD is this?

# ? Jun 29, 2023 16:11

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Imagine being 65 and halfway to a billionaire and deciding to go out on a freaking world tour instead of just living out the rest of your days stress-free in opulence and not giving a poo poo about the rest of the world.

# ? Jun 29, 2023 16:24

Cannon_Fodder: Jul 17, 2007; "Hey, where did Steve go?"
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Imagine being 65 and halfway to a billionaire and deciding to go out on a freaking world tour instead of just living out the rest of your days stress-free in opulence and not giving a poo poo about the rest of the world.

Imagine having money.

# ? Jun 29, 2023 16:40

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

she should have consulted, like, a surgeon

# ? Jun 29, 2023 16:41

William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

back in 2012 I was on vacation and stopped at one of those huge antique malls where everyone rents a cubicle and tries to sell poo poo that's been sitting in their attic/basement/garage for decades and I saw this

and snapped a picture and even now it's not really relevant but this thread made me think of it

# ? Jun 29, 2023 16:43

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

For a moment I thought this was a Drifting Mouse thread.

# ? Jun 29, 2023 17:27

Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

Poohs Packin posted:

You've got a homeless brother too? Wild.

the age old saying continues to hold up

you either have a homeless brother, or you are the homeless brother

# ? Jun 29, 2023 17:58

PureEvil6_13: Jun 1, 2004; I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL

That DICK! posted:

she should have consulted, like, a surgeon

Maybe, sounds like she needs to say, just, like a prayer or something.

# ? Jun 29, 2023 18:05

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; I'm sick of seeing animated weiners french kissing in every fucking GBS thread.

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

back in 2012 I was on vacation and stopped at one of those huge antique malls where everyone rents a cubicle and tries to sell poo poo that's been sitting in their attic/basement/garage for decades and I saw this

and snapped a picture and even now it's not really relevant but this thread made me think of it

lol STAR JAM #8 looks just as problematic as you'd expect an unauthorized celeb comic about two controversial female media figures from a label specifically founded to make just those released in 1993 to be

# ? Jun 29, 2023 18:08

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?