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International music ghoul and fashion maven Madonna has a horrible bacterial infection and is currently being integrated into the Golden Throne where she will be fed the souls of 1000s of psykers a day. Presumably this will help us retain control over warp travel. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-66049222 Anyways, watch this space.
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 11:10 |
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# ? May 10, 2024 05:36 |
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quote:American magazine Forbes lists her as the 45th richest self-made woman in the US with an estimated wealth of $580m (£460m) and says she has earned an estimated $1.2bn from tours.
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 11:19 |
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Cubone posted:if I had $580 million I would simply have bought my homeless brother a home You've got a homeless brother too? Wild.
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 11:25 |
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Cubone posted:if I had $580 million I would simply have bought my homeless brother a home
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 11:25 |
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Madonna is the poor man's Kylie Minogue.
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 11:29 |
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Poohs Packin posted:You've got a homeless brother too? Wild.
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 11:29 |
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Madonna is two years younger than that brother and dying. Maybe homelessness is good
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 11:31 |
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Cubone posted:everybody is my brother In that case how are your kidneys?
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 11:42 |
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Poohs Packin posted:In that case how are your kidneys?
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 11:47 |
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Poohs Packin posted:In that case how are your kidneys?
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 11:48 |
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Cause we are living in a bacterial world And I am a bacterial girl
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 11:49 |
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Cubone posted:if I had $580 million I would simply have bought my homeless brother a home Wait so she's blown 600+ mil? Fuckin hell, now that's how you party.
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 11:50 |
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On recent evidence, it seems she's blown most of that 600mil on creating a plastic approximation of herself plugged into one of those face aging apps and is currently wearing it as a suit.
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 11:53 |
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She probably got sick from getting synthol injections and bathing in yoghurt and yard clippings.
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 12:07 |
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on one hand, I hate hearing about celebrities who are clearly experiencing a breakdown of their pattern of cognitive dissonance. on the other, celebrities who take steps to be healthy and happy are boring af
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 12:16 |
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she needs to make some sort of impassioned plea to a higher power to intervene. Something like a a... i dont know. but she needs one
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 12:28 |
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neato burrito posted:Cause we are living in a bacterial world Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me, I think they're ok If they can't give me ivermectin, I just walk away
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 12:43 |
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Poohs Packin posted:She probably got sick from getting synthol injections and bathing in yoghurt and yard clippings. Those eyebrows
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 13:34 |
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Poohs Packin posted:She probably got sick from getting synthol injections and bathing in yoghurt and yard clippings. What's terrible about bacterial death... and what's great about it... is that it doesn't care how rich you are.
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 15:18 |
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bacteria will come for us all, dead or alive. dont hate the player hate the game.
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 15:23 |
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They noticed something was wrong when she started speaking with a streptococney accent
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 15:27 |
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Finally paying for the time she ordered the death of Weird Al.
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 15:31 |
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i seent her tiddies
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 15:31 |
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Daddy daddy if you could only see Just how good the surgeons treating me
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 15:46 |
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What STD is this?
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 16:11 |
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Imagine being 65 and halfway to a billionaire and deciding to go out on a freaking world tour instead of just living out the rest of your days stress-free in opulence and not giving a poo poo about the rest of the world.
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 16:24 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Imagine being 65 and halfway to a billionaire and deciding to go out on a freaking world tour instead of just living out the rest of your days stress-free in opulence and not giving a poo poo about the rest of the world. Imagine having money.
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 16:40 |
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she should have consulted, like, a surgeon
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 16:41 |
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back in 2012 I was on vacation and stopped at one of those huge antique malls where everyone rents a cubicle and tries to sell poo poo that's been sitting in their attic/basement/garage for decades and I saw this and snapped a picture and even now it's not really relevant but this thread made me think of it
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 16:43 |
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For a moment I thought this was a Drifting Mouse thread.
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 17:27 |
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Poohs Packin posted:You've got a homeless brother too? Wild. the age old saying continues to hold up you either have a homeless brother, or you are the homeless brother
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 17:58 |
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That DICK! posted:she should have consulted, like, a surgeon Maybe, sounds like she needs to say, just, like a prayer or something.
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 18:05 |
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:back in 2012 I was on vacation and stopped at one of those huge antique malls where everyone rents a cubicle and tries to sell poo poo that's been sitting in their attic/basement/garage for decades and I saw this lol STAR JAM #8 looks just as problematic as you'd expect an unauthorized celeb comic about two controversial female media figures from a label specifically founded to make just those released in 1993 to be
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 18:08 |
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PureEvil6_13 posted:Maybe, sounds like she needs to say, just, like a prayer or something. look dicknose, don't bogart my bit.
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 18:10 |
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Chief McHeath posted:i seent her tiddies I don't believe you
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 18:20 |
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neato burrito posted:Cause we are living in a bacterial world
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 18:20 |
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drat Madonna has gone bloat
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 18:27 |
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Chief McHeath posted:i seent her tiddies nice, how many she got?
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 18:27 |
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I thought something happened to Tyler Perry at first OP.
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 18:49 |
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# ? May 10, 2024 05:36 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:I thought something happened to Tyler Perry at first OP. he has also perished from this earth same bacteria got him, but an unrelated incident
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 18:51 |