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Escape From Noise

I think it just winked at me?



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

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itry




Sorry honey, I accidently bought some incel oil instead of that volcel oil you asked for.

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

itry posted:

Sorry honey, I accidently bought some incel oil instead of that volcel oil you asked for.

Is afraid of being near a piece of bread or some salad but won't stop renting about them on its YT channel.

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Was-never-allowed-to-date-in-high-school-so-went-WILD-in-college oil.

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
The-quiet-nerdy-meek-oil-you-would-never-think-it-but-has-slept-with-everyone-in-the-room oil.

EorayMel

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
That's no virgin oil :monocle:

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
sold in a hand pump dispenser

Finger Prince


Come on, do you honestly expect me to believe that The Almighty God, creator of all things, got a hankering for some lightly dressed salad one night and visited that one particular olive grove, in that particular convent, that just happens to have been planted by King David, the OG king of Judea, and squeezed this oil out with His own hands? Really? Joseph, who owns an olive oil press by the way, had nothing to do with it?
Look I'm not saying we shouldn't eat it, it's good oil, worthy of aspiring to! But I'm afraid I'm gonna have to draw the line at worshipping it.

Stoner Sloth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhYJNM6geFs

Biscats n Gravy

Smile.
the oil is subtly indicating it has experience in bed.

Khanstant
ill take the olive oil that knows what its doing kthx

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

deep dish peat moss

You can put anything in this oil, it doesn't care.

FutonForensic


i'll have what you're having


Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

FutonForensic posted:

i'll have what you're having

here ya go bud :smugmrgw:





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

FutonForensic

Areola Grande posted:

here ya go bud :smugmrgw:



what a vision


Escape From Noise

Arms not noodly enough. Immersion ruined.



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

Dr. Chainsaws PhD

the worst part about getting the slutty olive oil is the embarrassment of having to go to the ER when... something... gets stuck in the bottle. or at least, that's what my friend said. since it happened to them

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Dr. Chainsaws PhD posted:

the worst part about getting the slutty olive oil is the embarrassment of having to go to the ER when... something... gets stuck in the bottle. or at least, that's what my friend said. since it happened to them

story of my life. It's a real strugg





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Now I ain't saying it's a gold digger
But it ain't missing with no broke breadsticks

itry





FutonForensic


How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas
taking a sultry swig of olive oil and tying it into a knot





-sig by Manifisto! goblin by Khanstant! News and possum by deep dish peat moss!

Escape From Noise

How Wonderful! posted:

taking a sultry swig of olive oil and tying it into a knot

:eyepop:



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

deep dish peat moss

Olive oil where you can't open the bottle but you can take the label off

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


"Do those branches go all the way up?"

Well no, the trunk does, the branches are just offshoots caused by splitting in the xylem in order to create a termin-


Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Not for facial use.





ok, some facial use.

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
sorting virgin olive oil and extra virgin olive oil by asking bionicles lore questions

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

canyoneer posted:

sorting virgin olive oil and extra virgin olive oil by asking bionicles lore questions

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Ass-penny

there's nothing slight about how slutty this olive oil is

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