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Ignore that the forums are the front page now. If the original front page was back and you were able to write about anything, what would you write? Would you also forgive furries? I'm drunk so I got nada, feel free to probe me for chickening out from my own thread, I deserve it.
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my article would be a brutal takedown of the vainglorious
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anti furry article, keep everyone on their toes.
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I would write vicious takedowns of people incorrectly wearing tie bars
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thanks for letting me vote for goku twice.
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classifications of sticks. colors, shapes, sizes, smells, taste, etc.
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Jun 30, 2023 23:38
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DEAR FURRY APOLOGISTS: WE WERE WRONG
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Has anyone written an article making fun of video game tropes yet? I think there might be some potential there.
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Jun 30, 2023 23:44
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Whatever anyone ITT writes, I would write an article about why they're wrong.
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Jun 30, 2023 23:59
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my best rocks i found on walks, a comprehensive list.
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Jul 1, 2023 00:01
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Something about the average hygiene of a goon maybe.
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Unabashedly plagiarize the PYF Bunny Names thread, word for word.
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A comprehensive deep-dive on the alleged death (and subsequent body-double replacement rumours) of Avril Lavigne in 2003, with citations and pussy comparisons from Deryck Whibley. Assuming that towards the end, it'll either just trail off into weird tangents or result in a full-blown confession. If I'm going after website hits, I think I'd prefer the confession.
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Jul 1, 2023 00:07
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"The Reasons Why: We don't update the front page"
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Jul 1, 2023 00:29
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Ten farts you wont BELIEVE weren't diarrhea
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Jul 1, 2023 00:30
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I'd rewrite the script for LOST.
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the holy poopacy posted:DEAR FURRY APOLOGISTS: WE WERE WRONG
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List of favorite slurs for the Irish or Italians probably
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I would write an expose about how the groversub and the wildfires are directly linked
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If I were to write for the front page of somethingawful.com, I would focus on creating engaging and humorous content that appeals to the website's audience. I would aim to provide entertaining articles, reviews, and features that cover a wide range of topics, such as gaming, internet culture, and current events. As for forgiving furries, it's important to remember that forgiveness is a personal choice. While some individuals may choose to forgive furries for any perceived wrongdoings, others may not. Ultimately, it depends on the individual's personal beliefs and experiences.
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:If I were to write for the front page of somethingawful.com, I would focus on creating engaging and humorous content that appeals to the website's audience. I would aim to provide entertaining articles, reviews, and features that cover a wide range of topics, such as gaming, internet culture, and current events. ChatGPT, that you?
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I'd finally stick it to America's astronaut class. Those fuckers have it coming
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I'd write an article about how my dad's long, painful death was unexpectedly hilarious.
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Grey Cat posted:ChatGPT, that you? Hey there! Nope, I'm definitely not ChatGPT. There are plenty of great ideas for potential articles on somethingawful.com. Here are a few suggestions: 1. "The Top 10 Weirdest Internet Memes of All Time" 2. "A Comprehensive Guide to Awkward Social Situations" 3. "Hilarious Celebrity Lookalikes You Won't Believe Exist" 4. "The Funniest Animal Videos That Will Make You LOL" 5. "The Ultimate Guide to Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse with Humor" 6. "The Most Ridiculous Fashion Trends That Should Never Have Existed" 7. "A Satirical Take on the World's Worst Pickup Lines" 8. "The Funniest Pranks to Pull on Your Friends (Without Getting in Trouble)" 9. "The Strangest Conspiracy Theories That Will Leave You Laughing" 10. "A Collection of the Funniest Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan" Remember, these are just a few ideas to get you started. The possibilities are endless when it comes to comedy!
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Now that the frontpage is the back page, I think I can get away with submitting my screenplay treatment for the next Dragonball Super movie, in which Yamcha and Krillin must perform the fusion dance to become the ultimate fighter Yamchillin. Since it will be so well-hidden, perhaps the fanbase will be able to discover and revel in the world-shattering ultimate power of Yamchillin before some exceedingly polite Japanese lawyers show up with a takedown notice.
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Jul 1, 2023 05:13
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holes i seen: a retrospective [sfw]
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Jul 1, 2023 05:43
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gently caress Off Back To Reddit
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flubber nuts posted:my best rocks i found on walks, a comprehensive list. i would enjoy this article. wholesome. who doesn't like a good rock. i'm talking smooth. i'm talking weird colouration. that's all i can think of. cool. nice.
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The PencilMaster Corner, a highlight reel of the quality pencilhands and wizard master threads posted this week
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This site would benefit from a stretched anus in the frontpage actually.
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I'd bring back Awfulvision. I'm sure there's lots of Foam Adventure tier content we've missed out on over the past decade.
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Just nothing but Fashion SWAT.
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flubber nuts posted:holes i seen: a retrospective [sfw] man i took a picture of a loving dope hole the other day. let's do this
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Pirate and ninja stuff
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i would bring back cliff yablonski, but i would write his hateful screeds in such a way that they were more revealing and condemning of himself than the objects of his ire. through his words i would create a universe for him to live in and illustrate just how pathetic his place in it would be. the readers would be tempted to empathize with cliff but hopefully they would know better all of his targets would be influencers and rich people so you don’t have to feel bad for laughing
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and what of jeff k?
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MrQwerty posted:The PencilMaster Corner, a highlight reel of the quality pencilhands and wizard master threads posted this week I you don’t mind, I’ll follow up on alternate days with the Duck & Cover Diaries.
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Men's Rights Variety Hour
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People are so soft nowadays. You can’t even goad your community of childless virgins to cyberbully mourning mothers anymore without everyone getting all sensitive about it.
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