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Dick Fontaine posted:i would bring back cliff yablonski, but i would write his hateful screeds in such a way that they were more revealing and condemning of himself than the objects of his ire. through his words i would create a universe for him to live in and illustrate just how pathetic his place in it would be. the readers would be tempted to empathize with cliff but hopefully they would know better i could be imagining but i'm pretty sure cliff always came off as a pathetic belligerent maniac loser. or am i getting him mixed up with cliffyb? easy mistake to make
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I'd write something encouraging people to play cassette beasts cos I'm playing it right now and it's cool
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Jul 1, 2023 13:34
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No Way To Prevent This, Says Only Website With Goldbelly Problem
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:4. "The Funniest Animal Videos That Will Make You LOL" I would for sure click this article. I love to lol
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i'd just flood it with auto-generated seo trash
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Bad Purchase posted:and what of jeff k? he made fifty million on tiktok and split, i heard
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Fan fiction about mythological figures having consensual sexual relations with anime characters made real, who are all being kept in a secret Comoros island prison complex by the French government.
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https://www.somethingawful.com/news/better-together/ Was this.... supposed to be comedy?  Sometimes I think I could write for the front page. Then I remember, lol, no, I can't. The Bananana fucked around with this message at 18:56 on Jul 1, 2023 |
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Jul 1, 2023 17:51
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Whatever topic goons are pretending to be outraged about this week.
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I would attempt to write edgy articles about plants, as that's my hobby. I'm not a god tier master gardener, and I've killed several hundred, but now have enough experience to provide information such as why Rex Begonia are scum and should be given to your enemies so that they either feel bad about killing it or make fun of them for killing it. Honestly I feel like there is a middle tier of "just good enough" house plant care guides out there. They're either cookie cutter empty quote bullshit that doesn't actually help at all or says things like "needs water when soil is slightly moist". What the gently caress is the difference between moist and slightly moist? gently caress you! OR they're overly technical masterpieces of information that will just confuse the poo poo out of anyone who doesn't have a degree in plantalology or whatever. I feel I could provide useful information such as "probably won't kill your dog", "won't look like poo poo immediately", or "this looks fancy and hard to keep alive but actually it's super useful and you can eat it if you want to scare people who visit"
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The Deleter posted:I'd write something encouraging people to play cassette beasts cos I'm playing it right now and it's cool Does it get better than the first fifteen minutes? I've got it downloaded but it didn't quite grab me right away.
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Jul 1, 2023 18:00
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Deep Glove Bruno posted:i could be imagining but i'm pretty sure cliff always came off as a pathetic belligerent maniac loser. Which picture of you is up here? https://www.somethingawful.com/cliff-yablonski
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Jul 1, 2023 18:51
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I would try to be funny but fail.
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Jul 1, 2023 19:26
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A proud of defense of anime using only studio ghibli films
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I'm outraged to learn that the front page is no longer the front page. Nothing said "join our healthy vibrant community" better than that
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Jul 1, 2023 19:35
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A proud attack on wikipedia using only the articles about Western cartoons of the 1980s
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i'd write an article about how, in light of recent events, lowtax has decided to bring hentai back to sa.
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I'd hand complete control of the front page over to my good friend Hayley so she can make daily posts about her son getting bullied by girls there instead of places I actually read (she literally emails me videos of her reading her posts as well, there is no escape). She works as a freelance writer but it's only like $50 an article. I'm serious here, we could all benefit from this; I'm getting multiple videos a day.
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Jul 1, 2023 20:00
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i would just repost old fragmaster flash animations WITHOUT permission 
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Bring back WTF D&D, those were excellent
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Jul 1, 2023 22:04
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I would do a weekly review of an item from Goldbelly.
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in an effort to open a portal directly to hell i would create my own shmorky cartoons. i would not put much effort into it and they would not be very good. in particular, i would focus on making numerous technical mistakes. then i would sit back and wait to see what these abominations summon
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Jul 1, 2023 22:43
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Libellous accusations of cheating against respected sports fishermen.
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Dear "kotakus": I was right
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I'd probably write a humorous 'obituaries' column if provided a permabanned posters list. There would be a lot of historical inaccuracies, but I would append a footnote to the article every time an alt is rooted out.
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Jul 9, 2023 04:27
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My Thoughts Regarding the Bones and Teeth of the Titan Submersible Crew
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I am here to poorly photoshop things.
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EVERY TIME GOING posted:I'd probably write a humorous 'obituaries' column if provided a permabanned posters list. There would be a lot of historical inaccuracies, but I would append a footnote to the article every time an alt is rooted out. This could be pretty funny.
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Become a mod and then post a rundown of a certain report abuser's bangers of the week
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A periodical piece where I update you on the very latest tips and tricks for keeping your personal space/office tidy, and generally promoting positivity around the workplace.
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What was even in the furry apology article that made it so it bad it had to be purged? Was it ironic and actually anti-furry? or was it just really embarrassing in some other way. There doesn't appear to be an internet back-up of it. I'd write an article about really bad books. My first target would be the classic novel Twisted! by Miranda Leek about anthropomorphic roller coasters. Although knowing the history of movies reviews on the front page. that section would probably eventually have authors that turn into unironic praising or having poo poo about the author not knowing what female rollercoasters would look like. IShallRiseAgain fucked around with this message at 05:59 on Jul 9, 2023 |
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I would turn it into a Pig Balls Deus Ex total conversion mod page
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Other people write for money or clout but I would write to change the world for the better. I would engage with the powerful and elite and teach them the error of their ways. Use my soapbox for good. For the improvement of all mankind.
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