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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮


:siren: MATCHES YOU DON'T NEED MLS SEASON PASS FOR :siren: (all times Eastern):

JULY 1
Inter Miami vs. Austin - 7:30PM
Montreal vs. NYCFC - 7:30PM
Orlando City vs. Chicago - 7:30PM
Dallas vs. LAFC - 8:30PM
Nashville vs. D.C. United - 8:30PM

JULY 2
Atlanta United vs. Philadelphia - 4PM (also on Fox)

JULY 4
LA Galaxy vs. LAFC - 10:30PM

JULY 8
Charlotte vs. Cincinnati - 7:30PM
Columbus vs. NYCFC - 7:30PM
Houston vs. Sporting Kansas City - 8:30PM
Real Salt Lake vs. Orlando City - 9:30PM
LA Galaxy vs. Philadelphia - 10:30PM
LAFC vs. San Jose - 10:30PM

JULY 15
Atlanta United vs. Orlando City - 7:30PM (also on FS1)
Chicago vs. Toronto - 8:30PM
Austin vs. Sporting Kansas City - 9:30PM
Real Salt Lake vs. RBNY - 9:30PM
Seattle vs. Dallas - 10:30PM
Vancouver vs. LA Galaxy - 10:30PM

JULY 19
MLS All-Stars vs. Arsenal - 8:30PM

(As always, watch this space for more free matches. Leagues Cup will get its own thread.)

Edward Mass fucked around with this message at 20:02 on Jul 12, 2023

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bofa salesman
Nov 6, 2009

This Nashville crowd is loud as hell

Rogue0071
Dec 8, 2009

Grey Hunter's next target.



This was given as a yellow for simulation to Carles Gil. MLS refs :allears:

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Rogue0071 posted:



This was given as a yellow for simulation to Carles Gil. MLS refs :allears:

the ref in this match has been beyond dogshit all night long honestly. par for the course

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
:siren: THE SEATTLE SOUNDERS HAVE SCORED A GOAL :siren:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

whypick1 posted:

:siren: THE SEATTLE SOUNDERS HAVE WON A GAME :siren:

Pigma_Micron
Jan 24, 2005

I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
Remember: you are allowed to do whatever you want to attacking players in the box as long as the ball ricochets off of you.

This reminder brought to you by a salty Galaxy fan.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




That foul was outside th box fight me

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
predicting a good old fashioned mls clusterfuck here

e: lmao

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

Noice

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




How the hell did Atlanta get their poo poo kicked in by Red Bull last week

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
gently caress sake philly

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
(Cr)oops

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

Cool equalizer for miami

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
trying to imagine this team with messi, biscuits, alba, sergio ramos, and iniesta

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

paddyboat posted:

trying to imagine this team with messi, biscuits, alba, sergio ramos, and iniesta

Just think - they might make the playoffs with those guys!

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
fc dlasas

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

Puig masterclass

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
How did they not score?!?!?

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

I suppose I can understand how some might think the Rapids putting the ball in the net would be a foul the way this year has gone, but I'm not sure about that one.

Yeah last in xG, cripes.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

And then Yapi gets mugged at the edge of the box with no call, rediculous.

Just finished the first half replay because it's been in eternal weather delay, guess you're not getting your Murica Day fireworks this year folks.

Pigma_Micron
Jan 24, 2005

I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
The LA Galaxy are, incredibly, still undefeated in the post-Klein era.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
How on Earth are Austin winning this match? :psyduck:

Rogue0071
Dec 8, 2009

Grey Hunter's next target.

https://twitter.com/carrilloc_5/status/1677854420850057216

MLS officiating :allears:

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


oh that should be a fun bruce arena presser

Rogue0071
Dec 8, 2009

Grey Hunter's next target.


https://twitter.com/SethMan31/status/1677853181605208064

Alternate angle.

Note this was ruled a goal on the field and overturned on VAR. Absolutely loving outrageous decision and the third time NE has dropped points this season because of one of these horseshit goalkeeper line of sight offside calls.

Also happening in a game in which we were lacking our best player due to a hilariously terrible yellow card for simulation posted upthread, and in which the ref gave 3 minutes of stoppage time for a half that included 3 goals, a red card, an injury, 9 subs being made, and substantial NYRB timewasting.

Rogue0071 fucked around with this message at 11:39 on Jul 11, 2023

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

Lol at the houston equalizer

JayhawkCSC
Sep 18, 2012

G-Hawk posted:

Lol at the houston equalizer

Even more lol at the lack of a red card on the reset. Insanity.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

G-Hawk posted:

Lol at the houston equalizer

the hair on that boy, legendary

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Joe Bendik sucks so much

:negative:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Pretty cool how Vancouver probably committed 2 handballs in the box in the same sequence but the ref didn't even look at the monitor. Awesome.

Pigma_Micron
Jan 24, 2005

I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
The Galaxy are actually playing well? Beating two good teams?


They remain unbeaten in the post-Klien era.

Like, I'm pleased, I just don't know how this is harrowing.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Holy poo poo the Sounders actually made a comeback this year :psyduck:

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Fc dls

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

So this is what scoring a goal feels like.

So this is what winning a match feels like.

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

Apparently the Sounders had a game last night that they not only scored in, but scored more than one goal?

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

binge crotching posted:

Apparently the Sounders had a game last night that they not only scored in, but scored more than one goal?

Rapids too! Wonder which seal just got opened.

EDIT: OK yeah the Rapids was Saturday, whatever.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Rogue0071 posted:

https://twitter.com/SethMan31/status/1677853181605208064

Alternate angle.

Note this was ruled a goal on the field and overturned on VAR. Absolutely loving outrageous decision and the third time NE has dropped points this season because of one of these horseshit goalkeeper line of site offside calls.

PRO admitted that they done hosed up.

I'm sure this is absolutely the last we'll hear on the subject, especially from Bruce Arena. :v:

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
He’s right for once though. Between this and the insane yellow Gil got the week before I can’t blame him for keeping his reputation for complaining up.

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threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005


Pigma_Micron posted:

The Galaxy are actually playing well? Beating two good teams?


They remain unbeaten in the post-Klien era.

Like, I'm pleased, I just don't know how this is harrowing.

I think Klein finally getting canned and bringing the fans back was a big let off of pressure.

Also hate to say it cause I feel like he’s busted his rear end for the club, but Chicha going down has this team playing way better. Running everything to Chicha was really stifling any chemistry in the attack this season since Chicharito looked washed and wasn’t scoring leading up to his season ending injury.

Now players all over the field are banging in goals and all that fluid possession and passing is turning into dangerous attacks instead of fizzling out in front of goal.

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