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Which main event fighter are you most looking forward to seeing in July?
This poll is closed.
Sean StricHOLLY HOLM 1 3.33%
Alexander VolkanHOLLY HOLM 9 30.00%
Holly Holm 11 36.67%
A.J. McKHOLLY HOLM 0 0%
Roman KrykHOLLY HOLM 1 3.33%
Dustin PHOLLY HOLM 3 10.00%
Justin GaetHOLLY HOLM 3 10.00%
Tom AspHOLLY HOLM 2 6.67%
Total: 30 votes
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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
Volk has a very defensively responsible style, so I'd be really interested to see anyone beat the breaks off him because I'd love to see how it's possible. The champ a weight class up won by a hair.

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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
I gave the yair TKO of zombie the grumpiest, most mean spirited flawless report card.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Snowman_McK posted:

Was it you who described it as 'the best fight/KO that I hated'? because that was a pretty good description.

holy poo poo i think it was lol. nice.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Freudian slippers posted:

I, eh, googled Skarbowsky domestic violence and the results I got, were uh, not good.

god loving drat it. his tuf appearance easily qualifies as art and as such death of the author should be considered and ultimately discarded because 'confused, violent drunk' describes both things.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
I can't believe Nick the Tooth is a real person and not the product of a drug fueled hallucination from 2012

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

TheKingslayer posted:

I hope that guy gets hit by a car.

Lol

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

kensei posted:

Hell to the yes



Lol seeing Jon smiling made me furious. Unironcially great marketing decision.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
she might be hideous, homely, unsightly, loathsome, and offputting, but she is not attractive. happy valentines APR 26 23

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
nah man don't stress i was being a moron

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

was there a dunc post about a dude paying to be suplexed by large women in motel rooms or am i remembering pornography

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Eat This Glob posted:

apartment wrestling

that phrase is almost certainly it lol. glad i probably didn't admit to a weird repressed fetish.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
I remember when news came that Johny and his missus were expecting a kid I remember posting something like guess he's eating for two now. No one else found it funny but I laughed at it all day and still get mileage out of it. He had weight issues lol.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Snowman_McK posted:

Robbie has kind eyes

I see that. When he made Nick quit, he was over there immediately talking to him like Nick was in danger of hurting himself.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Lone Goat posted:

I understand that you have poor impulse control, but why are you sharing this poo poo with us?

The run up to this fight is probably going to be real bad for the sport so if that was too much for you the next few months are going to be deeply unpleasant.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
Fury will never make so much for doing so little. Ngannou poses very little threat to him in boxing. I think it happens.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
Johny's decline coincided exactly with usada. Hendricks doing ten with Lawler and big foot doing five with hunt coincided with times when usada was not around and trt was literally excused iirc.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
Steroids are loving incredible. I thought about the concept of five rounds with hunt and thought there must have been some times there where he ate some shots. By gently caress did he. Mark hit him with things that visibly confused him when bigfoot just answers with a one two. I don't know what correlation steroids has with chin, but I know there is one.

Some other things I forgot about this fight was that Hunt and Bigfoot were training partners and knew each other well. In the middle of killing each other, in a clinch along the fence, Bigfoot knees hunt in the cup and the ref doesn't see it but Hunt just says 'that's my balls bro' and Bigfoot was like 'sorry sorry'. A really interesting thing happened in the fifth. By this time there is nothing left in the tank, all arm punches, all connecting, but Bigfoot is a loving mess. The ref stops the fight for a doctor to check the cut when he arguably should have just stopped it. Regardless, it gave both of them a break so we got 20 seconds of strikes that set off car alarms in the car park which was nice. Incredible fight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfRsRAxxrZE

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
if the poo poo between izzy and whats his name gets out of control and it ends up being a proxy race war i think i'm going to call it. i can't even steal that poo poo in good conscience. the trump poo poo and everything colby does and says is my absolute limit and that is a mark against my character i realise now that i've typed that.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

CarlCX posted:

Weirdly, as the UFC has drifted even further to the right and become an out-and-out platform for total bullshit, rather than driving me away it has made me more determined to stick around. I may be way less inclined to financially support the company but I'm not ceding the space of this sport to some of the worst, dumbest motherfuckers on the planet just because they got louder and more desperate. I was renting UFC on VHS before Dana White was here and I'll still be watching the day after he wakes up in Hell.

if i was to leave someone behind to bear witness, i curse you. and many years from now, when they try to find out what happened here, you will describe for them what it was like to cry tears you didn't know you had and feel them evaporate instantly as a fire storm big enough to carry you on to the next life engulfs the ufc dome. but not before you see the guy who ran that backyard bumfights thing destroy wet andy for the lhw strap.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

CarlCX posted:

So, here's a funny story about forcing oneself to bear witness to the end of humanity:

lmao

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

kimbo305 posted:

His post makes me think he found something decent that had plausible deniability but was too sketchy to even register.

As good as just putting testosterone into your rear end imo

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

LobsterMobster posted:

Walt Harris is a man over 40. He probably just texted GEAR to 321321 for his free sample of Nugenix, packed with Testofim, a testosterone boosting ingredient. drat you, Baseball Legend Frank Thomas and Football Legend Doug Flutie!

(she'll like it, too)

Lol, but also, ouch.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

beep by grandpa posted:

istg i will never stop reading these loving threads :lol:

If there's one thing I learned about posting, it's that even bad posting can produce good posting. Just as bad cards can produce good Carl stuff.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

beep by grandpa posted:

I literally just ss'd yours and carl's next 2 posts and sent em to a friend in hopes that he'll one day register here and post with us :kiddo:

I've tried getting my mma friends to post here but trying to pitch them this place is like trying to get them to come live with me off the grid in a swanky 10 dollar children's tent. For some reason.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
It's occasionally really funny! And it always feels like 2005!

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

BlindSite posted:

Dan Hardy is posting about having signed with PFL.

My man, you're 41 and you're an excellent analyst. Please don't.

lol my mate said he'd sooner bet on lebron being elected president than me getting fit and securing 10 more wins as a low level pro broxer and i got so mad i seriously considered it. then i slept on it and thought about how moronic it was to even think about securing even more brain damage with my athletic prime definitely past.

not looking forward to dan hardy proving me to be a loving sage in comparison.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

oh and also, lol at this.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
i want poatan to become champion and then kill izzy again.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
Finally. My opponent was a wearwolf.makachev is whatever kills them.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
You know that guy from tekken who has that move that will do like 90 percent of the opponents life gauge if they're stupid enough to hang out in range of the longest animation in fighting games? That is the only thing I can think of more focussed and deliberate than that absolutely epic crime against genitals.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Couldn't finish watching this.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

FishBowlRobot posted:

Close down heavyweight, light heavyweight, and half of middleweight.

I've maintatined for a while that if you can't make middleweight, you get folded into heavyweight. It would make middleweight and heavyweight incredible (relatively)

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Shumagorath posted:

Dude just stop plz Rumble’s already dead

Thanks for reminding me of the method of victory I would have been least likely to accurately predict: Rumble def Arlovski UD

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Mekchu posted:

anytime i see jack della madallena's face i instantly think of 2005 video game stubb's the zombie



man this is really well done. lol too.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
get jan to kick the poo poo out of strickland and have izzy and poatan fight for the lhw belt

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

chaleski posted:

"she is a fairly strong child, so I will defeat her without mercy"

'cellar door' or whatever can go gently caress itself

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Brut posted:

Yeah, definitely bit of a fake glove touch there,

watched it again and i sort of disagree. he held out his gloves to touch but the opponent was moving towards him with his gloves up for just long enough that i don't blame him for thinking it was just on and cocking the high kick

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

that's very cool and interesting. it took drew barrymore and forum poster beeswax working together over 20 years to bring me this factoid.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
my partners have ceased to remark on me having really strange reactions to inexplicable behaviours by shirtless men on the television

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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

lol

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