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horror doesn't get accolades because the people who give accolades are giant weenies
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Apr 23, 2024 23:28
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my favorite part of late night with the devil was the phony psychic may he rest in peace
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Apr 23, 2024 23:29
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they must send chucky into space for season 4 or i am canceling it
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Apr 23, 2024 23:29
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Magic Hate Ball posted:horror doesn't get accolades because the people who give accolades are giant weenies It's true
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Apr 23, 2024 23:32
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chucky getting control of that laser satellite from akira and blowing cities up
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Apr 23, 2024 23:35
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It’s great that Jason went to space because I feel like he is the horror icon who would least understand the concept. He definitely didn’t know anything about what was going on in Jason X, whereas Freddy or Chucky would be more aware and have a lot of space related bits prepared. But ultimately they should all go to space. Maybe even at the same time. Like a space battle royale.
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Apr 23, 2024 23:36
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CelticPredator posted:I believe the reason horror doesn't get big accolades is it's too good of a genre for those awards. Horror is beneath them. True. What was the last horror movie to really make some noise at the Oscars? Was it Silence of the Lambs? Pans Labyrinth I guess?
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Apr 23, 2024 23:37
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theres a novelization of jason x and it goes into jason's pov sometimes and it must be read to be believed
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Apr 23, 2024 23:42
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BiggerBoat posted:True. What was the last horror movie to really make some noise at the Oscars? Was it Silence of the Lambs? Pans Labyrinth I guess? The Shape Of Water won best picture, and I believe it's the only horror film to win best picture. Haters and doubters will pretend it's dark fantasy or Gothic romance but it has a Gillman dammit. Poor Things also won several awards this year. Those are the only ones really. Oh, wait, Get Out was very highly regarded. Of course, then the Academy snubbed Nope as hard as possible.
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Apr 23, 2024 23:45
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:theres a novelization of jason x and it goes into jason's pov sometimes and it must be read to be believed lol holy poo poo
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Apr 24, 2024 00:03
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They do be fuckin, thought Jason. I must kill them.
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Apr 24, 2024 00:06
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Im gonna hang out with the devil in a few. Hail satan
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Apr 24, 2024 00:09
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CelticPredator posted:They do be fuckin, thought Jason. quote:Hey, you!" Jason whirled. The two giggling females were standing
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Apr 24, 2024 00:21
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its on the internet archive and you can download it and read it if you wish
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Apr 24, 2024 00:21
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jason vs bigfoot its a tough one tbh idk whod win
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Apr 24, 2024 00:34
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MacheteZombie posted:Everyone keeps dogging on the Randi stand in, that was one of my fav characters he was one of the best parts of the Matrix Reloaded and he's the best part in this!
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Apr 24, 2024 00:34
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Kvlt! posted:jason vs bigfoot its a tough one tbh idk whod win bigfoot is a fictional character
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Apr 24, 2024 00:37
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jason vs the monster truck known as bigfoot
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Apr 24, 2024 00:38
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:bigfoot is a fictional character so is ed gein and they still made a movie of him
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Apr 24, 2024 00:46
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Kvlt! posted:so is ed gein and they still made a movie of him (chuckles) are you referring to the ed gein movie starring kane hodder as ed gein?
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Apr 24, 2024 00:59
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:my favorite part of late night with the devil was the phony psychic may he rest in peace It’s such an obvious gag, but I still laughed when his accent would drop.
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Apr 24, 2024 01:03
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Kvlt! posted:jason vs bigfoot its a tough one tbh idk whod win This would be a perfect movie
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Apr 24, 2024 01:22
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:he was right Him offering the check to the demon was hilarious
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Apr 24, 2024 01:23
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:jason vs the monster truck known as bigfoot So much car-nage, they better send a GRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAVE-DIGGERRRRRRR
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Apr 24, 2024 01:24
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MacheteZombie posted:Him offering the check to the demon was hilarious 
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Apr 24, 2024 01:44
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Late Night with the Devil was cute but felt pretty underpowered - though I liked the group hypnosis bit a lot and the vibes in the climax were really fun, it's really lacking on the horror side. I kinda wish it had adhered more to the found footage element, but maybe I'm just spoiled by The Devil of Christmas. Shame about the AI, every time one of those godawful interstitials pops up it might as well just cut to one of the directors having a terrible time on the toilet. Also I liked the detail of the censor not catching the first f-bomb. And Ingrid Torelli is loving fantastic.
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Apr 24, 2024 01:56
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Magic Hate Ball posted:Late Night with the Devil was cute but felt pretty underpowered - though I liked the group hypnosis bit a lot and the vibes in the climax were really fun, it's really lacking on the horror side. I kinda wish it had adhered more to the found footage element, but maybe I'm just spoiled by The Devil of Christmas. Shame about the AI, every time one of those godawful interstitials pops up it might as well just cut to one of the directors having a terrible time on the toilet. Everything about it (except the AI) was top notch but like you said, needed more horror. give me at least one scene of the type of terrible poo poo that goes on at the Grove!
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Apr 24, 2024 02:39
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Shot for shot Infinity War remake but with slashers instead of capes
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Apr 24, 2024 02:47
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FREDDY DOT COM would have been a layup.
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Apr 24, 2024 03:02
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Sign Freddy's guest book, bitch!
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Apr 24, 2024 03:03
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:FREDDY DOT COM would have been a layup. “HTTP colon SLASH SLASH!!” Freddy sucks someone into the computer and they’re crushed by the 3D pipes screensaver. The dialup noises get so shrill someone’s ears start bleeding. Then their mom picks up the phone, hears it, and complains the kid is always on the internet and they need to make a call. Freddy puts the pets.com sock puppet over his claw and shreds it. Give us a late 90s period piece Freddy on the internet movie.
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Apr 24, 2024 03:26
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You could definitely do something interesting with one of the Elm St kids joining NASA
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Apr 24, 2024 03:42
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Freddy haunting the crews’ cryodreams until one of their chests bursts open, a jet black phallic head glistening with blood. Alien Versus Freddy.
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Apr 24, 2024 04:09
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The ending to Out of Darkness was a laugh. I guess infections don't exist.
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Apr 24, 2024 04:31
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just a dogshit movie. first time in a long time I've seen walkouts. So long for so little and the twist was sub-Shayamalan. No. M Night is still kinda good at twists. its sub-the joke about Shyamalan twists. like, how do you do a Futurama gag but sincerely twenty years later?
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Apr 24, 2024 06:26
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Watching Late Night with the Devil finally and I’m watching the skeptic and my mind is adding agent smiths voice until I realized he played the possessed agent smith lol
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Apr 24, 2024 06:55
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CelticPredator posted:Watching Late Night with the Devil finally and I’m watching the skeptic and my mind is adding agent smiths voice until I realized he played the possessed agent smith lol What the fucccccckkkkkkkkkk 
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Apr 24, 2024 07:02
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I love his style lmao. It’s so perfectly smug
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Apr 24, 2024 07:04
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On the ai thing I now fully believe there was no malpractice in the sense that they didn’t hire a graphics person. The actual fake photos and such are kind of rear end so I’m just going to rudely assume that the person they hired wasn’t that amazing. Hence why, they used AI to fill in the gaps.
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Apr 24, 2024 07:07
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Crescent Wrench posted:In other news... I'm open to whenever. Soon as the thread's posted, I'm tearing out the gate full clip. MacheteZombie posted:Everyone keeps dogging on the Randi stand in, that was one of my fav characters Considering how many professional skeptics I've seen who were exactly that smug and pretentious, I thought he was an excellent portrayal.
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May 2024 Horror Challenge!