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Jesus Christ, Cold Hell sucks poo poo. Her whooping the poo poo out of him is such a tiny and entirely predictable thing that makes up nothing when it comes to the balance of this weird more-obviously-written-by-a-man-than-GeorgeRRMartin rear end movie And then she has to get saved by this poo poo rear end cop at the end. Jfc this movie sucks poo poo. Holy Spider sucked for similar reasons. I hate horror that's just centralized on brutalizing women. Punkin Spunkin fucked around with this message at 22:48 on Apr 25, 2024 |
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i feel like between project wolf hunting and train to busan, we only need a korean horror movie about planes for the complete Korean Transportation Horror Trilogy
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Kvlt! posted:i feel like between project wolf hunting and train to busan, we only need a korean horror movie about planes for the complete Korean Transportation Horror Trilogy What about the bus
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Hovercraft.
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Phy posted:What about the bus theyre not allowed bc they give me motiom sickness
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Phy posted:What about the bus Bus To Trainan
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flashy_mcflash posted:Bus To Trainan thread title LMAO this cracked me up
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flashy_mcflash posted:Bus To Trainan  there we go
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flashy_mcflash posted:Bus To Trainan Jack is back, and this time he has more than a bomb to deal with
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If I got the “VHS Triple Feature” steelbook with 94/99/85 for $35, did I do good or should I return it?
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if you like them. Personally I wouldn’t buy those. They’re on shudder and if I had some need to ever watch them again I’d just get the shudder sub for 8 bucks
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Yeah, I mean those are the mostly good ones but even good v/h/s is mostly just ok. Not too bad of a buy if you're into found footage, like that nationalist militia segment (I forget which one that is) was pretty great and once the series became Shudder it became like 60% less cringe so there's a couple good segments sprinkled in those later ones. Also yeah physical ftw
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I would buy ratmaa only.
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VHS2 is the best one. 94 has a good batting average, ratmaa, the doom Robo lady one was sick. The funeral home was dull and the Militia one didn’t work for me I could not get through the last one. I checked the gently caress out after the Mexican earthquake. poo poo was embarrassing
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Xenomrph posted:If I got the “VHS Triple Feature” steelbook with 94/99/85 for $35, did I do good Those are the best ones of the franchise, yeah
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CelticPredator posted:if you like them. Personally I wouldn’t buy those. They’re on shudder and if I had some need to ever watch them again I’d just get the shudder sub for 8 bucks I haven’t seen 85, but I do like found footage a lot. I’m also a sucker for nice steelbooks. My favorite VHS is definitely VHS2, I liked the wraparound story and every short in that one.
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I’m a found footage snob and I don’t love a whole lot because of it lol. I need perfect realism when it comes to it. Not in terms of subject bht I want the effects and camera to be real and not filters or cgi. Kinda why late night with the devil kind of let me down. I really like getting lost in the situation. Bad filters and fake camera poo poo really take me out of it. Actually that and really bad rude characters. Not sure why a lot of found footage films make everyone so mean to each other.
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At midnight I’ll take your soul would be a way more fun watch without the violent sexual assault. Yikes.
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Heads up! Isolation (the 2005 Irish Farm Horror) is, no lie, the absolute goopiest and bloodiest movie I've ever seen that wasn't going for splatterpunk or camp like Evil Dead. It's dead-serious, dour, and 100% practical effects on the inside-out zombie cow fetus monster.
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Shrecknet posted:Heads up! Isolation (the 2005 Irish Farm Horror) is, no lie, the absolute goopiest and bloodiest movie I've ever seen that wasn't going for splatterpunk or camp like Evil Dead. It's dead-serious, dour, and 100% practical effects on the inside-out zombie cow fetus monster. Hell yes a person vomited next to me when I saw this at TIFF in 04 or 05.
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Shrecknet posted:Heads up! Isolation (the 2005 Irish Farm Horror) is, no lie, the absolute goopiest and bloodiest movie I've ever seen that wasn't going for splatterpunk or camp like Evil Dead. It's dead-serious, dour, and 100% practical effects on the inside-out zombie cow fetus monster. YES! it's the best Resident Evil movie basically walking that back basically though cuz drat those movies are fun
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flashy_mcflash posted:Bus To Trainan I think a bus is an awesome horror medium. Jeepers Creepers is a great example. You have a group of people who would usually be safe in numbers completely scared and vulnerable because they're on a big, easy target that they can't see above while having windows everywhere for points of entry.
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Doltos posted:I think a bus is an awesome horror medium. Jeepers Creepers is a great example. You have a group of people who would usually be safe in numbers completely scared and vulnerable because they're on a big, easy target that they can't see above while having windows everywhere for points of entry. I think this is true of trains too. It's only a horror adjacent film, but the opening to Noise really captures the absolute hell of being trapped in a small metal tube with no exits and no support.
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I wanna like Anna and the Apocalypse but if you're making Shaun of the Dead the Musical you need at least like one banger and so far every song is the most generic High School Musical rear end bullshit. This is what happens when we let straight people write musicals smfh
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Please tell me there's one song in this movie that doesn't sound exactly like every other generic pop song in the movie. Only the brits could pioneer such a series of bland poo poo rear end songs.
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Somebody hasn't gotten to (if Turning My Life Around doesn't charm you the movie's not for you tbh. or stick around to see it get weirdly dark at the end just like Shaun of the Dead) VROOM VROOM fucked around with this message at 07:35 on Apr 26, 2024 |
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Yeah Soldier at War and Nothing's Gonna Stop Me Now are pretty solid but wow there's so much white noise otherwise. I will say it got better by the last 30 minutes. The final song is okay. Punkin Spunkin fucked around with this message at 07:53 on Apr 26, 2024 |
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South Park had one of those Remember When episodes, but instead of eating cheesecake like the Golden Girls they were trapped on a bus while a giant, shadowy spider-thing waited outside to pick them off one by one. I was thinking at the time I'd watch that movie.
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Flubby posted:South Park had one of those Remember When episodes, but instead of eating cheesecake like the Golden Girls they were trapped on a bus while a giant, shadowy spider-thing waited outside to pick them off one by one. I was thinking at the time I'd watch that movie. Now that's what I call a sticky situation!
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Shrecknet posted:Heads up! Isolation (the 2005 Irish Farm Horror) is, no lie, the absolute goopiest and bloodiest movie I've ever seen that wasn't going for splatterpunk or camp like Evil Dead. It's dead-serious, dour, and 100% practical effects on the inside-out zombie cow fetus monster. In five spoilered words, you just got me incredibly eager to watch this movie. Still in the pre-challenge thread dead week though!
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Yeah that spoiler is like “okay yeah I’ll watch that” lol
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CelticPredator posted:Yeah that spoiler is like “okay yeah I’ll watch that” lol Celtic I can say with some confidence that you will love Isolation. Run don't walk.
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It sucks rear end you gave me this info on the holiest of days. It’s not a day for barn movies bht for alien movies 
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Ooh, apparently the theatre near me has a 4k restoration of Alien this weekend
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Alien is so good in the theater. Def don’t miss it.
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Anna and the Apocalypse needed music that was far cleverer than what it has—if it were more Sondheim and less Pasek/Paul it’d be a classic. (while not a film and not Sondheim-y at ALL, Evil Dead: The Musical nails this balance with catchy tunes, funny lyrics, and some great pastiche. but I digress!) also once I watched a really bad bus-themed horror movie that was free on demand with FiOs, it’s called Party Bus to Hell and turns out it’s mostly softcore porno. terrible acting, terrible script. kind of fun though. please list the good bus movies
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Watch Prom Ride. It’s awful in every way. It opens with a dance number and later has an extended scene where the villain makes one of the girls in the bus pee in a bucket and films it for social media. The film is a mystery who is the one who did this to all these kids. Was it someone they bullied? A teacher? A parent?? No it was the bus driver. Why? Idk. But the last 5 mins of the movie has cops show up to question him and the bus driver pulls out a gun and it cuts to black with gun shots. I laughed so hard
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CelticPredator posted:Alien is so good in the theater. Def don’t miss it. I’m seeing it with my father today after work.
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