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Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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Greetings Spook-a-Doodles..we have such sights to show you



Horror films are a reflection of society. They're designed to titillate , scare, shock, and disturb. All while in the safe confines of a movie theater. Do you have a fear about clowns? There's a horror movie for you. Do you generally hate the bourgeois and think that society is one long never ending class struggle? There's a horror movie for you. Do you specifically have fears about a demonically possessed bong? There's a horror movie for you.

Horror is for everyone.

All are welcome and all deserved to be scared.

:spooky: General Thread Rules :spooky:

:ghost: This is a chill thread. Respect your fellow posters. Everyone here has their own tastes and some of those tastes you may disagree with. This is okay and it is by design. Just don't be a rear end in a top hat. Most of all just Be Nice

:ghost: :Spoilers: This thread respects the movie going experience. While you specifically don't have to spoiler Norman Bates dressing up like his mother and murdering people if the movie is more than a few weeks old be respectful and use spoiler tags. If your unsure of whether to use spoiler tags just use the rule of "Is this a big twist and would spoil the experience for some one else?" . Some movies are very obscure or unheard of , even if very old be cautious.

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Images such as GIFS and MEMES that show Gore is fine


Images that show nudity or any type of sexual act must be spoilered and labeled :nws:


:drac: The Thread Voted best films of the 20th century

https://letterboxd.com/goatgonzo/list/i-have-to-return-some-videotapes-sa-horror/

https://letterboxd.com/goatgonzo/list/you-will-not-leave-this-house-alive-sa-horror/

Deep Cuts (Incoming)

International (Incoming)

Horror Thread Originals

Found by CelticPredator https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BShLFrbXd8

The Spine Chilling Woman by bbobseq https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2RgBxk1V14
Esteban by bbobseq https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V7ZF_jfeVw


The 1st thread :
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3030395
The 2nd Thread:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3876886&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

How do I get a gangtag?
Gangtags are given out for completing the October challenge. You can only get them in October.




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Hollismason
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Its not horror but I'm watching Deadbeat at Dawn and its fantastically grimey.

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BrownPepper posted:

What are some of people's favorite castration scenes?

There was a rape revenge movie made years ago where these 3 women who were surgeons would kidnap guys and then castrate them. I just remember they did it to one guy and he woke up then he went to pee and started screaming. No I don't know the name of the movie. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

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Twister is a slasher.

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alf_pogs posted:

this is the third thread. a strange entry in the franchise, taking a few wild unexpected swings, but with a diehard legion of fans who declare it the best so far

next thread we go to space

Space isn't until the 5th or later thread.

This is the thread where we discover our long lost father and become meaner.

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Okay what the hell is the name of the movie I'm remembering. It has a scene where these women kidnap a guy then take him to surgery and remove his dick. Then he wakes up in like a bowling alley goes to pee and starts screaming.

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Jun 30, 2007
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It's thread law that you have to watch Return of the Living Dead on July 3rd.

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I wanna see a horror movie made by Martin McDonagh

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Xiahou Dun posted:

God I wish there was a bloody knife text reaction.

I’d use that constantly.

Be the change you want to see.

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Jun 30, 2007
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I actually always wished that Robin Williams was in a horror movie. I think he would have been really good.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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Whatever happened to that Ryan Gosling Wolfman project. Is that just dead in the water.

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Deadite posted:

So far I’ve sold three pieces which beats my previous market record by three. People in Minnesota just aren’t in the market for what I make



Post your etsy or your estore or whatever. I wanna see more stuff.

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BrownPepper posted:

Is there any chance that this was Rape Squad (also known as Acts of Vengeance) from 1974? I only remember it from being in a collection of negative Ebert reviews I had as a kid, but it sounds like it could be in the ballpark.

Apparently it was a filmed called The Ladies Club.

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I watched Return of the Living Dead yesterday. I can't decide what to watch today. Somethings 80s. Quirky and fun. Maybe Brain Damage.

edit:

I have decided , Zu : Warriors from the Magic Mountain

Not horror but it seems like a wild ride

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Origami Dali posted:

What's are the best scenes from a horror movie that take place in a public restroom?


https://www.imdb.com/title/tt12724306/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

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Opopanax posted:

After watching Barry I bet Bill Hader would be able to direct an awesome horror movie

He's actually going to be in a horror movie if I remember right. Like that's his next big project, but I'm unsure if he's directing it.

https://www.indiewire.com/features/general/bill-hader-wants-to-direct-horror-movie-1234831355/

Actually according to this that's what he wants to do.

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Something in the Dirt is really good.

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Lumbermouth posted:

I really love how much of Return of the Living Dead is about loving up at work and trying to cover it up so you don't get yelled at.

I love how calm he is when he calls Bert. "Bert, yeah we got a little problem"


Fun fact : There exists a version of the graveyard dance where Linnea Quigley has pubic hair. However, the producer saw it and said we can't have that so then they had Quigley shave everything off, then they were like "That's worse you can see everything" , then they developed a prosthesis that was flesh colored to cover up her vagina. That's why she looks like a Barbie doll.

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Hollismason
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Its too bad that RTOLD 2 is such a decline in quality compared to the first.

Hollismason
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Happy Fourth of July!

Hollismason
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I really enjoyed Unwelcome. Like just top to bottom I totally vibed with it .

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I don't know what any of this is.

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Hey anyone know where one could buy the t-shirt that Freddy Hanscom wears in Return of the Living Dead?

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Cool. Thanks!

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Yeah I usually bounce off of found footage but Noroi was really loving good and felt like a episode of X Files as things slowly unfolded . Really loving good.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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Cocaine Bear absolutely delivers on its premise.

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To be fair he only has a story credit on Honey I Shrunk the Kids.

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I feel like Silver Bullet is a July 4th movie. Maybe I'm misremembering but I think the fireworks are for July 4th.

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alf_pogs posted:

breezed on into The Girl Next Door on a casual thursday night. don't make my mistake, that movie was absolutely hosed up

LMAO owned

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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Just imagining the mix up at a video store of The Girl Next Door.

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Upcoming movie about a Big Foot worshipping cult

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6D118asy-14

I'm loving there.

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I want them to make a true to life Warren's movie because their loving con artists and really loving terrible people. Its like that movie The Pope's Exorcist and the actual priest it is based on is a huge poo poo head.

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Jun 30, 2007
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The people demand a Bigfoot movie where he hangs dong.

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Erin M. Fiasco posted:

Can I interest you in Yeti: A Love Story?

Totally different cryptid

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Zwabu posted:

Is the 2023 Children of the Corn any good?

It doesn't even have corn.

Hollismason
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If you have horror short films or horror videos that you've made please post them and I will put them in the original thread post as horror thread originals and give you credit then link to them.

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bbobseq posted:

I just finished this one last night.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2RgBxk1V14

this was from a couple of weeks back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V7ZF_jfeVw

Okay I will add them.

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I wasn't really heavily invested in it but I'm watching Occult (2009) by Shiraishi and uh goddam I was not expecting the swerve in this film.

:catstare:

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Yeah just don't read anything about Occult and go in totally blind. You're gonna have to make it to about the 60 minute to 70 minute mark. When it swerves it swerves and then its just loving crazy town on.

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I'm holding my 3rd gang tag out for this year's October challenge in the hope that we get another gang tag

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