Horror Thread: you're a child. that pisses me off

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Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Reporting in for spooks and spectres and such.

# ¿ Jul 2, 2023 00:26

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 12:29

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Dracul in Romanian is Dragon (sometimes translated as Devil). Dracula means �Son of the Dragon.�

My mom�s entire side of the family is Romanian; I learned the language when I was a kid, and currently have relatives in Transylvania, a great deal of whom descended from people who have been there for centuries.

Vlad Tepes III took the sobriquet �Dracula� after he was brought into the Societas Draconistarum, literally "Society of the Dragonists� (or Order of the Dragon), which was a chivalric order for aristocracy and monarchs founded in 1408 by the future Holy Roman Emperor, Sigismund of Luxembourg, fashioned after the Knights Templar and other orders of the Crusades, whose duty was to defend Christianity against the Ottoman Empire.

Contrary to popular belief, Dracula never set foot in Castle Bran, which, for tourism purposes, is adverised as Dracula�s Castle.

But that�s bullshit, because everybody knows that Dracula�s castle is full of huge mechanical gears and can teleport to wherever it wants.

# ¿ Jul 5, 2023 09:04

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

I stumbled upon this on MAX just now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1pVLJl_snc

:stare:

# ¿ Jul 10, 2023 09:47

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Earlier this evening, I explained to someone the plot of Highlander 2, and they were incredulous over it.

# ¿ Jul 24, 2023 07:26

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

alf_pogs posted:

the trailer for Deadware looks fun! Hypnospace Outlaw horror vibes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj3xCungdjc

It was pretty good, but i'd argue that the ending was rather lackluster. It's not a bad way to spend an hour and 8 minutes.

# ¿ Aug 14, 2023 05:09

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Watched Event Horizon for the first time in a few years. Goddamn, what great set design and overall dread conveyed by it. Just a big haunted sentient Gothic cathedral in outer space.

I hope that planned TV series eventually gets made. Fishburne said he�d love to come back and be a part of it if asked.

# ¿ Sep 5, 2023 07:16

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Confuse the alien by offering your hand in friendship.

And then when it goes to shake your hand and become pals�

BANG

_{_{Diamond Cutter}}

# ¿ Sep 6, 2023 08:12

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Edit: Wrong thread

Gonz fucked around with this message at 23:13 on Sep 11, 2023

# ¿ Sep 11, 2023 03:46

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

I just found this at Costco.

# ¿ Sep 19, 2023 01:57

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Tobin Bell can�t die. Everybody knows this. Even Tobin Bell knows this.

# ¿ Sep 29, 2023 21:53

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

VHS 85 was terrific; one of my favorites of the whole franchise.

# ¿ Oct 6, 2023 22:59

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Brand new extra long Kane Pixels video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWNMsZ44ooc

It�s a continuation of this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjY897CCu4g

I continue to be extremelt hype for his feature length A24 movie. I hope we get some sort of teaser trailer soon.

# ¿ Oct 9, 2023 01:56

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Sid Vicious posted:

I can hear this artwork.

# ¿ Oct 12, 2023 16:50

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

https://twitter.com/saw/status/1694109334136119688?s=46&t=GxZoSKgPzb_-zyUnvLFKvg

# ¿ Oct 12, 2023 22:24

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Seconding the love for Dan Bell�s Dead Malls and general abandoned spelunking series. His whole channel is just fantastic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I43pxV35MbY

# ¿ Oct 13, 2023 00:38

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Kane Pixels hasn�t even graduated high school yet, and he�s putting out incredible stuff. I reiterate my excitement for his A24 movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-H59GkA-I4

# ¿ Oct 13, 2023 00:40

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Flying Zamboni posted:

Sheeeeiiiiiiiiiiitttttt

# ¿ Oct 13, 2023 01:00

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8E8Ryx49so

# ¿ Oct 16, 2023 10:25

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

I'm the same way, but for the moment where two people are talking back and forth in the front seat of a car, and one side of the car gets t-boned out of nowhere.

Also, that particular shot has been done to death in the last 20+ years, and it might be time to retire that poo poo.

# ¿ Nov 2, 2023 07:33

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

They tried real hard with the Jackie Earle Haley take on Freddy, but nobody is ever going to successfully be able to recapture the lightning in a bottle that Wes Craven and Robert Englund had.

# ¿ Nov 25, 2023 20:41

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvjKX_pfGKA

# ¿ Nov 27, 2023 06:14

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

You would assume that, by now, the Saw franchise has reached that level where there would be Saw In Space.

(See: Jason X)

# ¿ Dec 12, 2023 08:55

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Phy posted:

I saw that once on Canadian cable back in the 90s and their high-pitched "RAS-TAFAREYE" has lived rent free in my head for literally decades, thanks Bill S Preston Esq.

NOBODY MOVE NOBODY GET HURT, MON

I love that goddamn movie.

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 15:59

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

I watched this on Shudder just now, and it is extremely rad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMCZkLBhycA

# ¿ Jan 21, 2024 11:52

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Philthy posted:

Holy wow what a trailer. I wish I had seen this post earlier. I want to watch this NOW.

It's late, and I gotta work tomorrow.

It�s broken into three different chapters and combined it�s 50 minutes long.

# ¿ Jan 22, 2024 06:42

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

It�d be fantastic to see it in a theatrical setting, but it�s gonna be on Shudder on April 19th.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2024 22:05

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

33 years ago today.

# ¿ Feb 14, 2024 11:38

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Maniac Cop Rap is forever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbV6ubsDvTA

# ¿ Feb 19, 2024 09:56

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Watching something right now that I haven�t seen in probably 15+ years.

# ¿ Feb 19, 2024 10:17

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOSpH40UmGU

# ¿ Feb 19, 2024 17:31

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Freejack owns.

Mick Jagger with a tank out of nowhere.

# ¿ Feb 24, 2024 12:14

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Looks like they killed off Lydia�s dad.

# ¿ Mar 21, 2024 22:33

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

I hope the death was something horrible and they only mention it in passing and it�s not some major plot device for the movie.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2024 00:03

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Doltos posted:

I really enjoyed Late Night with the Devil. Loved the style and shooting it in different formats. The gross outs and scares were solid. It was pretty good fun.

Just finished watching it, and I second all of this. David Dastmalchian owns.

# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 09:26

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

CelticPredator posted:

Watching Late Night with the Devil finally and I�m watching the skeptic and my mind is adding agent smiths voice until I realized he played the possessed agent smith lol

What the fucccccckkkkkkkkkk

# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 07:02

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 12:29

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Explode my corpse with C4.

Bone shrapnel everywhere.

Ala Bonestorm in VHS.

# ¿ May 5, 2024 06:48

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