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Reaganomicon posted:how are these better than papmers baby wipes, which i use exclusevily
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# ? Jul 3, 2023 00:59 |
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# ? May 3, 2024 21:36 |
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Toxic Mental posted:why not just wad up some toilet paper and splash a little warm water on it from the sink In the public restroom? You want me to waddle, dripping poo poo into my dropped trousers, just to wet wipe my crack at the sink?
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# ? Jul 3, 2023 01:00 |
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Buce posted:posting in the july bidet thread The official Biden bidet
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# ? Jul 3, 2023 01:01 |
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Grey Cat posted:In the public restroom? You want me to waddle, dripping poo poo into my dropped trousers, just to wet wipe my crack at the sink? yes
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# ? Jul 3, 2023 01:04 |
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Alright well I'll try this next time and report back.
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# ? Jul 3, 2023 01:05 |
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Wipes are useful when you have a fissure and your shits feel like passing razor blades. loving throw them in the garbage though, only animals flush them.
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# ? Jul 3, 2023 01:37 |
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specifically beavers and other animals that like to restrict water flows
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# ? Jul 3, 2023 18:05 |
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i just took a huge poo poo wait is this teh thread for that now or what
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# ? Jul 3, 2023 18:07 |
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spread 'em, buddy
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# ? Jul 3, 2023 18:08 |
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Ok, this was horrible advice, they kicked me out of the local Walmart.
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# ? Jul 3, 2023 18:10 |
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that sounds like it was for the best then
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# ? Jul 3, 2023 18:20 |
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I have a butt do I need these ?
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# ? Jul 3, 2023 22:06 |
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Dude Wipes: Hot Spicy Cheetos “Flavor”
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# ? Jul 4, 2023 17:59 |
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I'm actually working on training my toilet right now. I've started flushing baby wipes and seems to be working okay, plan is to build up strength until it eventually can handle shop towels
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# ? Jul 4, 2023 18:04 |
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If you can flush a firework, you can flush a dude wipe!
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# ? Jul 4, 2023 18:07 |
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Nooner posted:I'm actually working on training my toilet right now. I've started flushing baby wipes and seems to be working okay, plan is to build up strength until it eventually can handle shop towels that sounds like training a fusebox to take coins instead of fuses
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# ? Jul 4, 2023 18:16 |
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dervival posted:you gently caress your mother with that butt? She fucks YOU with it
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# ? Jul 4, 2023 18:36 |
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wiping with friends
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# ? Jul 4, 2023 18:39 |
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I have a work bidet and a home bidet I don't ever wipe
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# ? Jul 4, 2023 18:41 |
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:I have a work bidet and a home bidet What are you, The King of France?
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# ? Jul 4, 2023 18:42 |
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if you get a decent pressure washer you can set up an easy side hustle blasting those crusty bricks from dude's asses. let's say you can do 8 customers per weekend at $80+tip per, and most dudes are gonna want quarterly appointments. build up your client rolodex through friends, family, work, church, what have you until you've got 100 regulars and you're set. that's $32k in income plus tips per year, and uncle sam doesn't need to know a thing. and that's just for starters by the way. you can start to add in little extras for an upcharge, a spray of Pine-Sol, rear end wax, maybe even happy endings for those special customers. plus, don't forget the bricks. you can collect them, dry them out, and sell the chips as firestarters. not long until you can buy a second washer, take on an apprentice or two, and grow the empire. you'll be bringing in the figgies and not even lifting a finger yourself a few years from now.
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# ? Jul 4, 2023 19:23 |
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Bad Purchase posted:if you get a decent pressure washer you can set up an easy side hustle blasting those crusty bricks from dude's asses. Merchandising would produce generational statism op I shant
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# ? Jul 4, 2023 19:25 |
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my friend got some free dude wipes (like a whole case) through his marketing job and gave me some and they were pretty dang good. basically baby wipes though which i already use. tho a bidet is superior in both function and feels
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# ? Jul 4, 2023 19:25 |
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Cheese slicer supremacy
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# ? Jul 4, 2023 19:33 |
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This is what happens when nobody can figure out the 3 seashells method. Those don't flush either btw somebody send help
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# ? Jul 4, 2023 19:45 |
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uh, if you're using a pressure washer to try and clean some dude's rear end, you're going to get someone hospitalized possibly yourself, I dunno
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# ? Jul 4, 2023 19:59 |
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wipe me joe rogan
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# ? Jul 4, 2023 20:05 |
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I always flush baby wipes after I wipe my lovely rear end in a top hat with them. It says flushable right on the package ya bozos lol
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# ? Jul 4, 2023 20:12 |
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Toxic Mental posted:I always flush baby wipes after I wipe my lovely rear end in a top hat with them. It says flushable right on the package ya bozos lol sewer monster made of wipes and poop is gonna come get ya
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# ? Jul 4, 2023 20:31 |
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Bad Purchase posted:if you get a decent pressure washer you can set up an easy side hustle blasting those crusty bricks from dude's asses. think I'lll hold out for that sweet promotion down at the dick sucking factory instead
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# ? Jul 4, 2023 20:37 |
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bossy lady posted:"need wiped"
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# ? Jul 4, 2023 21:01 |
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I'm interested in poo poo retention.
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# ? Jul 4, 2023 21:01 |
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No poo poo September is right around the corner, clutch it til Oct. 1st. Eat some fiber and make an andaconda
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# ? Jul 4, 2023 21:52 |
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:sewer monster made of wipes and poop is gonna come get ya good i'll fight it
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# ? Jul 4, 2023 21:54 |
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Are there actual real people out there not wiping because they might accidentally touch their butthole and enjoy it?
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# ? Jul 4, 2023 22:06 |
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Touching your butt rules It's mine tho, nobody else touch it
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# ? Jul 4, 2023 22:13 |
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Partyworm posted:Are there actual real people out there not wiping because they might accidentally touch their butthole and enjoy it? Touching your own anus is gay. That's why I hire a man to do it for me.
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# ? Jul 4, 2023 22:14 |
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You wipe your puss with those and your clit is gonna droop hogly
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# ? Jul 4, 2023 22:23 |
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bossy lady posted:Who needs wipes? Why do you not simply fart so hard that every last bit of poo poo gets blown out like everyone else?
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# ? Jul 4, 2023 22:26 |
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# ? May 3, 2024 21:36 |
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As a totally straight guy who loves women, these will totally help me get clean after I get railed by all the big, powerful men who just plow me every Friday night. It’s not gay or anything, I just do it to prove how straight I am. No gay poo poo no sir
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