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Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
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dude wiped out liberty valance

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Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
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Sekenr posted:

Wipe my goddamn balls...

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
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Bad Purchase posted:

if you get a decent pressure washer you can set up an easy side hustle blasting those crusty bricks from dude's asses.

let's say you can do 8 customers per weekend at $80+tip per, and most dudes are gonna want quarterly appointments. build up your client rolodex through friends, family, work, church, what have you until you've got 100 regulars and you're set.

that's $32k in income plus tips per year, and uncle sam doesn't need to know a thing. and that's just for starters by the way.

you can start to add in little extras for an upcharge, a spray of Pine-Sol, rear end wax, maybe even happy endings for those special customers. plus, don't forget the bricks. you can collect them, dry them out, and sell the chips as firestarters.

not long until you can buy a second washer, take on an apprentice or two, and grow the empire. you'll be bringing in the figgies and not even lifting a finger yourself a few years from now.

think I'lll hold out for that sweet promotion down at the dick sucking factory instead

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