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A beautiful sunny day rolls over the pristine suburban neighborhood. The beloved husband sets up his grill, his "Kiss the Chef" apron on full display, tinkering and toying with valves and mechanisms. The doting wife playing with their young daughter and showing her how to sew buttons and fetch beers. Their young lad is milling about, preparing something wonderful. All of a sudden the firework in the boy's hand goes off prematurely, severing his fingers instantly. The cacophony of screams, smoke and blood disorient them as they try to make sense of what is going on. The boy, now trembling and on his knees, sobbingly begs, "please, call an ambulance, please." The heads of the family exchange knowing looks, and the father unholsters the revolver he always carries. "I'm sorry, son, we can't afford that sort of medical bill." As he approaches the son begins to reason with him. "You can't do this! This isn't allowed!" A tear falls from the man's eye, as he grimaces and replies, "Castle doctrine." Cut to black. Fade in text: "Happy 4th of July. Next time try Arby's."
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