Khanstant posted:

AdvilSmith posted:

Brave and noble knight of maize
Defender of the crop
Our ever present kernal of hope,
His name, Sir Jiffrey Pop.

He comes to town, our very home
For eternal oath was sworn
"to protect the sacred corn!" it was
And failure he would not know

The corny knight journied on
To face the evil crows
On a holy quest from God above
With golden blade in tow

Feared and pow'rful crows of doom
The hoards of black-winged death!
Stripped the fields of their golden maize
And left homes and farms aflame

The knight of corn so brave and true
Took up the holy quest
"until they're defeated rest wont be needed!"
And he slew them one by one

Brave and noble knight of maize
Approach the Legume Throne
The scarecrow king bows low straw knees,
"The pow'r is yours alone"

"my time upholding this mighty quest,
Has finally come to it's dusk.
I pass now unto you, young knight
The Golden Crown of the Husk."

O, Brave and noble knight of corn
You are now become our king
And all through this merry land
Your praises we shall sing.