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looks like a piece of poo poo op
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Jul 4, 2023 11:00
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they wanted me to build them a computer, so i took their money and gave them a shoddy computer casing full of used pinball machine parts
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Jul 4, 2023 11:06
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The elderly man in the background isn't impressed by it
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Jul 4, 2023 11:28
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he's thinking about that perfect shake he got at the malt shop a couple weeks ago back in '53
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Jul 4, 2023 13:50
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echinopsis posted:looks like a piece of poo poo op
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Jul 4, 2023 14:53
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Quantum computing is a grift, right? I’m pretty sure its a grift
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Jul 5, 2023 02:43
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i also look like that whenever i have to be near a computer
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Jul 5, 2023 03:24
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Sweevo posted:they wanted me to build them a computer, so i took their money and gave them a shoddy computer casing full of used pinball machine parts lol
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Jul 5, 2023 05:50
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Poopernickel posted:Quantum computing is a grift, right? I’m pretty sure its a grift quantum computing is like string theory - the big breakthrough is 10 years away. just like it was 10 years ago and will be in 10 years time.
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Jul 5, 2023 11:09
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more like quandumb computing
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Jul 5, 2023 13:57
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i hear top peeps are looking into the dealio
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Poopernickel posted:Quantum computing is a grift, right? I’m pretty sure its a grift the kind of problems it solves quickly are limited but they exist. it doesn't apply to any np-complete problem (as far as we know) so it's not like it makes everything run in polynomial time despite what the uninformed and terminally optimistic might believe now if you're asking whether a good chunk of the people trying to get money to build one are grifting then the answer is yes
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Jul 5, 2023 15:29
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I don't know what that is he's staring at, but it probably doesn't do anything. Well, maybe it distills whisky or something.
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Jul 5, 2023 16:04
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Sweevo posted:quantum computing is like string theory - the big breakthrough is 10 years away. just like it was 10 years ago and will be in 10 years time. but it will allow the government to look at your icloud pix and telegrams so we're dumping lots of money into it
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Jul 5, 2023 16:06
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akadajet posted:I don't know what that is he's staring at, but it probably doesn't do anything. Well, maybe it distills whisky or something. it was in an article i found about quantum computer
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Jul 5, 2023 16:32
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looks like a series of tubes to me op 
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Jul 5, 2023 16:42
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the sumarians were using cubits 4000 years ago
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Jul 5, 2023 16:50
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The Management posted:the sumarians were using cubits 4000 years ago 
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"no need, we already have the d-wave" (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Aug 16, 2023 04:54
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:the kind of problems it solves quickly are limited but they exist. it doesn't apply to any np-complete problem (as far as we know) so it's not like it makes everything run in polynomial time despite what the uninformed and terminally optimistic might believe it's real useful if you want to simulate quantum systems. are you working on molecule interaction simulations for novel drug discovery? great, quantum computing is your friend https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkzazWRCdWw&t=920s most of us dont do that though
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Aug 16, 2023 05:30
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my VPN has a "quantum-resistant tunnel" option
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Aug 16, 2023 06:26
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if only we could use that computer to make some sort of “leap” i’m sure many wrongs could be put right
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Aug 16, 2023 07:20
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while such algorithms definitely exist, that poo poo is pure marketing fluff if your threat model in 2023 involves an adversary who is willing to expend quantum computer time to decrypt your poo poo, you are squarely on the mossad end of the mossad-not mossad spectrum
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Aug 16, 2023 07:21
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you’re definitely on the bad end of some spectrum
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Aug 16, 2023 07:22
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idgi
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Aug 16, 2023 08:08
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more like quan-dumb computing
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Aug 16, 2023 14:18
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Qtotonibudinibudet posted:while such algorithms definitely exist, that poo poo is pure marketing fluff i agree that it is worrying too much, but the scenario where i think it has some potential to matter is if the encrypted data gets gathered/dumped somewhere, and then in 2030 suddenly you can get some quantum computing time on aws for a quarter and decrypt it after the fact. which lands it in picking a bit oversized keys; probably a silly worry, but, w/e, it is basically free.
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:more like quandumb computing
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