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Total bullshit. Got to clear a little space so you take off the tail. And then what the hell are you supposed to do with the tail? You can sort of put it to the side but it ends up back in the pasta. Just an incredible detriment to the overall dining experience. It's time we stood up and said "No more!" Who's with me?
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Does anyone else eat prawns/shrimp skin on? It's like potato, that's where all the flavour are.
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Jul 4, 2023 13:39
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syntaxfunction posted:Does anyone else eat prawns/shrimp skin on? It's like potato, that's where all the flavour are. yo you incorporate the shells into your sauce and strain them out you don't just eat them, juesus
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Jul 4, 2023 13:41
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Tail on shrimp in any food is trash if you're not already eating it with your hands
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Jul 4, 2023 14:12
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AKA Pseudonym posted:Total bullshit. Got to clear a little space so you take off the tail. And then what the hell are you supposed to do with the tail? You can sort of put it to the side but it ends up back in the pasta. Just an incredible detriment to the overall dining experience. It's time we stood up and said "No more!" Who's with me? Suck my dick, you fuckman.
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Jul 4, 2023 14:13
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More tail for me, mate.
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Jul 4, 2023 14:14
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Gotta eat the skin. Makes your hair curly.
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Jul 4, 2023 14:15
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When they put whole roasted peanuts in my pasta I just eat them shell-n-all
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Jul 4, 2023 14:31
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strange there's supposed to be an OP here but all i hear is goo goo ga ga baby nonsense, probably by a baby
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Jul 4, 2023 14:34
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crust-on sandwich in mother's basement
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Jul 4, 2023 14:35
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You're supposed to suck the meat out with your teeth and tongue and then spit the tail into the spittoon provided. If the restaurant thoughtlessly neglected to provide a spittoon, you are within your rights to spit it into any receptacle within spitting distance.
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Jul 4, 2023 14:38
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the same people that eat shrimp tails are the same ones that eat rear end without showering first
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Jul 4, 2023 14:44
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No more
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Jul 4, 2023 14:44
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Shellfish is trash food anyway. Why would I want to eat something that makes my throat itch.
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Jul 4, 2023 14:52
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Mods please combine this thread with the eating peanut shell thread.
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Jul 4, 2023 14:56
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Pinching the head, eating the tail...
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Jul 4, 2023 15:07
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So I goes to the Feast of the Seven Fishes and this cocksucker has the loving balls to serve only six fishes. Needless to say I put two in the back of his loving head and dumped him in a barrel in Sheepshead Bay. loving jerkoff.
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Jul 4, 2023 15:10
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Use the tails for stock, duh
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Jul 4, 2023 15:11
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TK8325 posted:Shellfish is trash food anyway. Why would I want to eat something that makes my throat itch. I have some news for you about your health.
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Jul 4, 2023 15:17
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Tail on shrimp is bullshit
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Jul 4, 2023 15:57
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shrimp = pimp lobster = mobster
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Jul 4, 2023 16:01
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Slowly insert the shrimp inside me
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Jul 4, 2023 16:06
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Everyone knows the legs are where all the shrimp flavor is just gimme a bowl stuffed to the brim with spindly shrimp legs
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Jul 4, 2023 16:06
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You can do Chinese salt+pepper shrimp shell-on, you just have to use shrimp small enough that the shell fries up crispy and you can eat the whole thing
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Jul 4, 2023 16:09
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Imagine raping the sea for hideous little bugs and then complaining about the inconvenience of eating them smdh
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Jul 4, 2023 16:13
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The tail is the best part
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Jul 4, 2023 16:23
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It's not a tail, it's a crustacean spoiler. It has a number of uses that you may not think of. 1. It allows you to see how shrimp were in your pasta. Often restaurants will put additional tails in the pasta to make it look like you had more, so as you bite through the shrimp poop chute and place it on the rim of the bowl, take note. 2. It provides a weaponized leave-behind in the event the date goes poorly and you're not driving. You have a load of shrimp tails in a poorly sealed styrofoam container, which you can deftly slide beneath the seat of your date's car to find four months later. 3. They are fairly aerodynamic and will flutter to the ground like a sycamore seed. This is great for entertaining small children and simple adults at the table. 4. It can be used as an impromptu toothpick to clean the space between your teeth. 5. It can be used as an impromptu nail cleaner to clear the buttery and garlic slag beneath your fingernails. 6. They are easy to punch through, and therefore make wonderful additions to any earrings. 7. You can quickly suck them in and out of your mouth and pretend to be a Yuan-Ti. 8. Placing them in a splayed deck of cards design, they can provide a consistent breeze of shrimpy air in even the most stuffiest restaurant. 9. They work better than folded pieces of paper for table football. 10. You can put them on the ends of your fingers and re-enact The Shape of Water with your wife/husband/sugar-person. The shrimp tail, nature's dining room leatherman.
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Jul 4, 2023 16:28
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Goons sucking poo poo directly out of the shrimp’s rear end in a top hat.
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Jul 4, 2023 16:35
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Am I the only goddamned moron who eats fried shrimp whole, tail and all?
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Jul 4, 2023 16:38
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Costco Meatballs posted:yo you incorporate the shells into your sauce and strain them out you don't just eat them, juesus
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Jul 4, 2023 16:43
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Shredder posted:the same people that eat shrimp tails are the same ones that eat rear end without showering first what the hell? I don't eat shrimp tails
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You Are A Elf posted:Am I the only goddamned moron who eats fried shrimp whole, tail and all? one time a group of friends in high school were over at a friends house and we made a box of those sea-pak breaded shrimp in the oven. When we were standing in the kitchen eating them, one kid scoffed and said "you guys don't eat the tails??" It was quickly determined he was the weird one
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Jul 4, 2023 16:45
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poo poo like that is why I stick with a nice pizza 
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Jul 4, 2023 16:46
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Haverchuck posted:one time a group of friends in high school were over at a friends house and we made a box of those sea-pak breaded shrimp in the oven. When we were standing in the kitchen eating them, one kid scoffed and said "you guys don't eat the tails??" It was quickly determined he was the weird one I didn’t call myself a goddamned moron for nothing  The Moon Monster posted:poo poo like that is why I stick with a nice pizza Would.
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Jul 4, 2023 16:49
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You Are A Elf posted:Am I the only goddamned moron who eats fried shrimp whole, tail and all? Fried shrimp tail is the chip of the sea
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Jul 4, 2023 16:55
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my dog likes the tails (and exoskellies) edit ^^ dried seaweed is the chips of the sea
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Jul 4, 2023 16:57
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What if it adds more flavor to what would otherwise be a bland sauce OP?
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Jul 4, 2023 17:09
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This made me physically ill
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i don't like sea insects op
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