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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


almost1337 posted:

One time I had a bag of popcorn that said to microwave it for 4 minutes. So I microwaved it for 4 minutes, and it burned to hell. Then I pulled out the next bag and that one said to microwave it for 3 minutes. This was at work, too, so while the kitchen area smelled like buttery death, I at least had proof of the fuckery.

Just push the popcorn button on the microwave. gently caress the instructions.

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Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I have an air popper and it works great. Never burns, there's never more than a kernal or two that don't pop. Highly recommend if you're a frequent popcorn eater.

Weird they havent been mentioned al ready.

Or why I dont own one.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

GET THE gently caress OUT OF HERE YOU PIECE OF poo poo

i beg your pardon?

Horace Kinch
Aug 15, 2007

The pro move is to throw fistfuls of popcorn seeds into a ripping hot deepfryer.

neurobasalmedium
Sep 12, 2012
Let me just fire up this here 7000 BTU burner for 10 minutes on a nice hot day instead of just firing up this 1kW microwave for 3 minutes.

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
Microwave popcorn is the best and most tasty way to get your daily allotment of PFAS.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



weg posted:

Microwave popcorn is the best and most tasty way to get your daily allotment of PFAS.

:thunk:

Pretty loving Awesome Snacks?

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Can I make popcorn in my Grainfather?

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

:thunk:

Pretty loving Awesome Snacks?

I'm pretty sure that's what my endocrinologist said.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
It’s one of the few things my kid can make on his own op

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

weg posted:

I'm pretty sure that's what my endocrinologist said.

I have some bad news for you and your endocrinologist about the prevalence of PFAS already in the environment

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Who TF eats popcorn, op?

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pu6WGIArq-Q

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Corn megathread is doing numbers already

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Escape From Noise posted:

Who TF eats popcorn, op?

munching some loose desk corn

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Smugworth posted:

Corn megathread is doing numbers already

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

i'm worried about microplastics so i cook my food in a silicon bowl lol

this solution sounds like the worst of all worlds: the inconvenience, time and dishes of using the stove, and the microplastics of using the microwave

they're worried about microplastics, not microsiloxanes and formaldehyde! :science:

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
New car smell is microplastics.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

anyway. op is obviously trolling in bad faith so to avoid having this thread being sent to nappy for a while, i'm refocusing its vision as an all encompassing corn thread. corn enjoyers, you earned this. and The GBS Team thanks you for your patience :cheers:

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Loose? Frozen?

yeh?

Wee fucked around with this message at 18:29 on Jul 6, 2023

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Wee posted:

Loose? Frozen?

yeh?

mexican street

Chumpy
Dec 28, 2008

Nap Ghost
Any time's a good time for a fine cob. I like mine grilled directly on a charcoal grate until a little blackened, slather with butter, salt, and a little paprika :patriot:

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Popped corn is the only good corn

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

I put Tajin on my popcorn earlier and it was real good.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Grey Cat posted:

Popped corn is the only good corn

and the method of popping? answer carefully....

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


hot cocoa on the couch posted:

and the method of popping? answer carefully....

Well I'll eat it anyway, but microwave always burns the gently caress out of a bunch of them before half of them are done popping.
I'd probably choose air popper; stove top gets a close second.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Grey Cat posted:

Popped corn is the only good corn
fresh sweet corn in season from the farmer's market > popcorn > off season corn, frozen corn > canned corn

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Once corn is off the cob it should be classified as a pea

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Since nobody has posted it yet
https://cornhub.website/

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Chumpy posted:

Any time's a good time for a fine cob. I like mine grilled directly on a charcoal grate until a little blackened, slather with butter, salt, and a little paprika :patriot:

I like to wrap em in foil with butter salt n pep, grill for about 20 mins or longer for some char, perfect every time and already seasoned so guests don’t have to mess with condiments etc

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Grey Cat posted:

Since nobody has posted it yet
https://cornhub.website/

heh

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Corn

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
thread ruined, gas please

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

elotes

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i named my necro in D4 “Corn”

say hello if you see me out there

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


o milho

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Not a fan of South Koreas use of corn.

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Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Can't believe they're dropping Corncob TV.

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