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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




this corn megathread got off on the wrong foot, and i’m stuck at work where i don’t have access to my pages and pages of corn notes to put the thread to rights

can someone else with good corn knowledge and a keen sense of thread politicking take the reins please?

Bad Purchase fucked around with this message at 19:34 on Jul 6, 2023

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Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Is it a grain...or a vegetable? Possibly a nut?

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Because corn doesnt digest if a small cat or dog eats a corn is it like passing a small lego brick

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Corn + chamoy

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Wee posted:

Because corn doesnt digest if a small cat or dog eats a corn is it like passing a small lego brick

If you don’t like celery, corncobs eaten lengthwise are nature’s other colon toothbrush so I would assume it works for our animal friends as well.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Bad Purchase posted:

this corn megathread got off on the wrong foot, and i’m stuck at work where i don’t have access to my pages and pages of corn notes to put the thread to rights

can someone else with good corn knowledge and a keen sense of thread politicking take the reigns please?

Sure, let me just go on a 2 page rant on why corn is over subsidized by the US government.
large inhale

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

corncobs eaten lengthwise

on the cob

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
someone please do an ai generated gif of will smith eating corncobs whole

Snoring
Oct 21, 2008
I get mine at the feed store down the street. tastes the same to me and a 5lb bag lasts a couple weeks

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

Escape From Noise posted:

Is it a grain...or a vegetable? Possibly a nut?

I've heard things about its relationship to grass

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Who the hell keeps buying all the pre-popped popcorn anyway? Boom poppa ckicka pirate booty white cheddar BBQ

Keep bitching bout corn oil and high fructose syrup while eating it I guess.

Popcorn blows (up when heated with oil)

Vakal
May 11, 2008

kdrudy posted:

I've heard things about its relationship to grass

Yeah, the corn/maize we know of today is a horribly mutated grass.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Shake them tassels guys we got a LOT of pollinating to do

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

kdrudy posted:

I've heard things about its relationship to grass

How does it relate to gas and/or rear end?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

"And that's a lazy can of corn to right field", said the baseball radio announcer.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Do people actually enjoy it creamed?

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Growing some corn in the backyard this year. It’s coming up good but it’s still going to be a while until it’s ready

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

After Interstellar, Christopher Nolan became a Corn Magnate, on the side...

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Matt Damon grew potatoes in his own dung on Mars, how many corn could we get out of GBS?

almost1337
Jun 14, 2013

The male likpatons turn around the nucleus formed of female boobons and neutral bolsterons

Escape From Noise posted:

Is it a grain...or a vegetable? Possibly a nut?


USDA posted:

Corn can be considered either a grain or a vegetable, based on when it is harvested. The maturity level of corn at harvest affects both its use at meals and its nutritional value. Corn that is harvested when fully mature and dry is considered a grain. It can be milled into cornmeal and used in such foods as corn tortillas and cornbread. Popcorn is also harvested when it matures and is considered to be a whole grain. On the other hand, fresh corn (e.g., corn on the cob, frozen corn kernels) is harvested when it is soft and has kernels full of liquid. Fresh corn is considered a starchy vegetable. Its nutrient content differs from dry corn, and it is eaten in different ways -- often on the cob, as a side dish, or mixed with other vegetables. 

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Treecko posted:

Matt Damon grew potatoes in his own dung on Mars, how many corn could we get out of GBS?

The whole crew's dung, actually.

*pushes up glasses

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
You got me there

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Corn

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009


oh wow

Puckanas
Dec 11, 2004

An extraordinary moron!
Mesoamerica's favorite crop!

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Salt and butter it give it up

kuarduck
Nov 15, 2012
I'm allergic to all corn recently... Monsanto changed something.

Clown Suit Cowboy
Jun 27, 2023

Treecko posted:

Matt Damon grew potatoes in his own dung on Mars, how many corn could we get out of GBS?

The great GBS shat-pants corn drive begins.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

Brinkmanship

Okay if you want good popcorn then

1) Make it on the stove
2) Get some of this stuff.

Flavacol is a lifechanger.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
I ate some off brand flamin hot cheetos last month and I was only slightly alarmed when the CORN was also red

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




thinkin to get a burrito bowl tonight, with corn

rice, beans, corn, guac, cheese, fajita onions and peppers

yep, can't go wrong with corn in the mix, mouth watering already

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




might ask for extra corn

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Who makes those udders churn? Butter beliebe it.

Failson
Sep 2, 2018
Fun Shoe
What wine pairs best with corn?

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

corn, is it a sandwich

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Cawn

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Good crowded bathroom joke:

After taking a dump, stand up and proclaim
"But I haven't had corn in weeks!"

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Gonna run away and join the cornival.

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Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Hello I am arrived

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