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MSB3000
Jul 30, 2008
This isn't much of a megathread, it doesn't even have 1000 pages.

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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

MSB3000 posted:

This isn't much of a megathread, it doesn't even have 1000 pages.

better ramp up your posting rate then

naem
May 29, 2011


OOPS! all ants

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

naem posted:

OOPS! all ants

Aardvark alt spotted

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




MSB3000 posted:

This isn't much of a megathread, it doesn't even have 1000 pages.

this is the summer reboot, you can find the previous corn megathread in the goldmine

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

imagine the machine gun kernel shits

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002


one kernel corn with appelsauce? and cherries pls

naem
May 29, 2011

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Corn with hot corn sauce please!

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Cornicopia

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Im in the middle of a corn field looking for da wizard

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Gotta admit I can't really see over the corn because I'm short now so I hope I find the wiz soon. Not sure which way I came from

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Smugworth posted:

Gotta admit I can't really see over the corn because I'm short now so I hope I find the wiz soon. Not sure which way I came from

That's how the Children of the Corn get ya.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Smugworth posted:

Im in the middle of a corn field looking for da wizard

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Man it's hot out here
Gonna cool off with a delicious ear of corn


Yup
That's the corn wiz

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

reminded me i did this series on the concept of a corn superstore. A wonderland of corn


AARD VARKMAN fucked around with this message at 18:21 on Aug 9, 2023

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Getting pretty cool out here. Still no sign of the corn wiz...

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Try shuckin a few cobs, usually gets him to pop right up.

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
So much corn going through your intestines. Even so, there is still dreaded poo poo still left.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
wendys has a burger out with corn on it.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

CORN IS 5 FOR $2 RIGHT NOW.

RIGHT NOW.

RIGHT.

NOW.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005



i wished i loved anything as much as this man loves corn.

Overdog
Jul 12, 2023

by CVG

(and can't post for 10 years!)

flubber nuts posted:

i wished i loved anything as much as this man loves corn.

I just noticed his second left thumb. :staredog:

naem
May 29, 2011

Overdog posted:

I just noticed his second left thumb. :staredog:

better fer shuckin’

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

whose shuckin'?

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Smugworth posted:

whose shuckin'?

Buttered, but she still shucking.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

chuck's shuck 'n' gently caress

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003



Thanks 🅱️

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

lmao

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




happy new ear everyone!

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler
I'm a corn farmer AMA (really)

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

my kinda ape posted:

I'm a corn farmer AMA (really)

Where the rest of my cob bitch

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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my kinda ape posted:

I'm a corn farmer AMA (really)

Do you like eating corn

If so, what is your favorite way to partake

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




my kinda ape posted:

I'm a corn farmer AMA (really)

how much for a bushel?

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

my kinda ape posted:

I'm a corn farmer AMA (really)

Do you ever run through the stalks in glee or terror??

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

I'm a farmer
Corn kernels I provide
You can eat them
Popped, steamed, or on the side

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

my kinda ape posted:

I'm a corn farmer AMA (really)

do you subscribe to any trade magazines

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

AARD VARKMAN posted:

do you subscribe to any trade magazines

if so, what are the top 5 corn trade mags

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