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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
welcome to the new basement thread: ground floor :getin:

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teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
why does it smell damp

what did you do

ShimmyGuy
Jan 12, 2008

One morning, Shimmy awoke to find he was a awesome shiny bug.
A fresh set of carpet would really up the value of this thread. Maybe glue some wood to cover up the cement walls too.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Aye yo was up, where's the pool?

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


Ready to play Goldeneye in the half-finished bedroom? Pull up a five-gallon bucket and scooch closer over to the black and white TV!

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

teen witch posted:

why does it smell damp

what did you do

strange, that smell only started wjen you arrived?

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

strange, that smell only started wjen you arrived?

Oh! My b *closes legs*

Costco Meatballs
Oct 21, 2022
im the veneer paneled dehumidifier chugging along in the corner

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Ooooh that smell.

Can't you smell that smell?

Ooooh thats your busted sewer liiiine

And a few dead snaaaaakes

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I'm in my basement right now
It's a walkout
:hehe:

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Grandma came by and said we can have it, where do we put it?

Costco Meatballs
Oct 21, 2022

teen witch posted:


Grandma came by and said we can have it, where do we put it?

I want to do mushrooms for some reason all of a sudden

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I'm on the basement farding

Costco Meatballs
Oct 21, 2022
Not the ones growing in the cushions though fyi

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Don't touch those cables hanging from the ceiling, my dad's still finishing the basement and they can shock you pretty bad.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i call dibs on the sump pump pit thing

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay house
welcome to the man cave lol don't touch the workout stuff my brother gets mad

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Costco Meatballs posted:

Not the ones growing in the cushions though fyi

You can do them but you can do them only once.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


My buddy Ned said he can set up one of those freestanding pools down here on the cheap. Who wants to chip in?

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
You can live down here for 175 per month

Mold spores are free with qualifying purchase

Costco Meatballs
Oct 21, 2022

Fartington Butts posted:

My buddy Ned said he can set up one of those freestanding pools down here on the cheap. Who wants to chip in?

Ah, I see you noticed my exposed wiring, dangling lightbulb, and total lack of drainage. Get that poo poo in here boyyyeeeee

naem
May 29, 2011

swearing to leave the suburbs behind forever, I leave my parents house in my 20’s after college for THE BIG CITY for my parents to then sell the family home

I then live in BIG CITIES forever, leaving behind all basements and the quiet damp comfort they provided, as my life become a series of non stop liminal spaces I am only passing through

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i’m in your basement killin your doodz

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
All your basement belongs to us

The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

Mozi posted:

i call dibs on the sump pump pit thing

It’s the only bathroom we have down here. We have to take turns.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Think we can fit a table down here to play Warhammer on?

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Put it on grandma's couch

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
do you think your mom is going to bring us pizza rolls???

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
You have to re-roll if the dice fall off

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Saalkin posted:

Think we can fit a table down here to play Warhammer on?

we can use the door that fell off the utility closet and put it on saw horses

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


Periodically check your legs and arms to make sure there are no wolf spiders crawling on them. Kyle says he saw a black widow down here once but Kyle's full of poo poo, I wouldn't worry.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
god i hope your dad doesn't come down here and start drilling screws into things at 7am again

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

hey, what's with the hidden door with all the locks on it?

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


The buzzer on the dryer is so loud, gently caress, scares me each time!

naem
May 29, 2011

I’m the crawl space under the new addition where the ground floor master bedroom suite was added

you can kinda squint through the gap from the actual basement part of the basement and there is a landscape of cinder locks and raw dirt visible where there used to be a window

it’s the platonic ideal spider breeding ground

when good spiders, who have fully met their moral responsibilities in this life are reborn, it is here, under the plastic vapor barrier tarps

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


dude who beefed?

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


I'm harvesting dangerous radon gas to sell second hand on the facebook marketplace. The basement practically pays for itself this way. I've also got a website where you can order dangerous radon gas shipped in recycled milk jugs at https://www.dangerousradongasdirect.com.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Please agitate the jars of liquid in the corner. That's the Piss Farm.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Sorry guys I left a big honking poo poo in the far right toilet, your mom said she'll call me in the morning to 'unclog' the pipes.

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Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
I did everything like you told me to do it can I please go I promise I won't tell the cops or anything

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