Is there a Jones for every state?

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Escape From Noise

Do the ones from other states have other specialities? Why is Indiana into archeology? I don't really think about archeology when I think of the state of Indiana. Why is Indiana the most famous Jones?

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# ? Jul 7, 2023 13:59

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# ? May 5, 2024 18:55

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# ? Jul 9, 2023 14:56

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Tiny Toons had Montana Max, Dune had Duncan Idaho, so maybe they're not all Joneses.

# ? Jul 9, 2023 15:31

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Back in the Stone Age I played an MS-DOS tomb raiding Mario clone where the protagonist was named Nevada Smith

Only 46 states to go

# ? Jul 9, 2023 16:23

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We don't speak of U. S. Minor Outlying Islands Wilkenson

# ? Jul 9, 2023 16:24

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We've got Kenesaw Mountain Landis, representing the mountains.

# ? Jul 9, 2023 16:28

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# ? Jul 9, 2023 16:29

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Escape From Noise posted:

Do the ones from other states have other specialities? Why is Indiana into archeology? I don't really think about archeology when I think of the state of Indiana. Why is Indiana the most famous Jones?

well he fought nazis which is objectively the best thing you can do with life, so maybe that's why he's famous

# ? Jul 9, 2023 18:03

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The name is an ironic joke, because no one ever gets a jones for Indiana

# ? Jul 9, 2023 18:20

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Buttchocks posted:

The name is an ironic joke, because no one ever gets a jones for Indiana

# ? Jul 9, 2023 18:34

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if we get some state to rename itself to jesus (probably not too hard in bible belt if we lobby hard enough (i�ll start the wiki)) we can claim that jesus jones is another

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# ? Jul 10, 2023 10:27

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We named the dog Indiana.

# ? Jul 10, 2023 16:51

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mississippi jones
digging up your bones

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# ? Jul 14, 2023 20:51

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

do you think north dakota jones and south dakota jones ever explored each others bodies?

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# ? Jul 14, 2023 20:55

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in that light what happened to middle dakota jones? :ohdear:

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# ? Jul 14, 2023 21:27

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watho posted:

do you think north dakota jones and south dakota jones ever explored each others bodies?

Nah, but they definitely hosed.

# ? Jul 14, 2023 22:03

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

New York Jones has never ventured outside the 5 boroughs.

# ? Jul 14, 2023 23:04

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massachusetts jones is wicked smaht

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# ? Jul 14, 2023 23:14

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watho posted:

massachusetts jones is wicked smaht

He goes by Jonesey and plays defense for his rec league hockey team.

# ? Jul 14, 2023 23:32

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California Jones is unforgettable

# ? Jul 15, 2023 00:04

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California Jones is unforgettable

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# ? Jul 15, 2023 06:00

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California Jones is unforgettable

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# ? Jul 15, 2023 09:00

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California Jones is unforgettable

Well East coast Jones is hip,
I really dig that hat he wears
And the Southern Jones, with his swinging fists,
He knocks me out when I'm down there
The Indiana Jones, my gosh, he makes me feel all right
And the Northern Jones, with the way he drinks,
He keeps himself quite warm at night

# ? Jul 15, 2023 16:12

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Wyoming Jones is a steer with a leather hat who keeps wandering into Colorado by accident.

# ? Jul 15, 2023 17:35

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Is there a state named Bustopher?

# ? Jul 15, 2023 17:44

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# ? May 5, 2024 18:55

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Finger Prince posted:

Is there a state named Bustopher?

bustopher is a state of mind

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# ? Jul 15, 2023 17:46

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